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POSTED 12:18 p.m. EST; UPDATED 12:37 p.m. EST, November 2, 2006

SALISBURY SUSPENSION WAS KEPT HUSH-HUSH IN BRISTOL

As we continue to hear more details about the recent suspension of ESPN football analyst Sean Salisbury, two things are becoming more and more clear to us: (1) it definitely happened; and (2) not many people knew that it had occurred, even within the building in Bristol.

His absence was, as we understand it, abrupt and unexplained. Chris McClain of WFNZ in Charlotte told us on the air on Wednesday that Salisbury simply wasn't available for a recent weekly spot that he does on the "Mac Attack" show every Friday, and there was no explanation for his absence. Review of the archives of The Dan Patrick Show reveals a couple of Tuesdays in October in which Salisbury did not appear for what otherwise appears to be a weekly visit.

Is it a big deal? Given that hardly anyone noticed that Sean was gone, it's not. And that tells us that these second-tier NFL talking head positions are extremely fungible, and that the networks can replace a guy without missing a beat.

What amazes us about the issue is the secrecy that has applied to Salisbury, especially at a time when the removal of ESPNU's Brian Kinchen for uttering the words "kinda" and "gay" consecutively resulted in a proclamation on SportsCenter that he'd be yanked from the airwaves.

So why was Salisbury suspended? We've heard the reason from multiple sources, but we're deciding for now to keep it to ourselves. Although truth is a defense in any defamation claim, it likely would be hard for us to gather the evidence that we'd need, if Sean were to attempt to raid the PFT coffers.

With that said, we found the reason to be pretty darn funny, and we don't think that it merited the punishment he received. In fact, we were so surprised when we heard the news that we wish we'd taken a picture of our reaction with our Sprint phone, so that we then could show it to some of our friends.



CINCY RADIO HOST FIRED AFTER SPAT WITH HOUSHMANDZADEH

A guy who didn't fare as well as ESPN's Sean Salibury in connection with a recent employment matter was Andy Furman of WLW radio in Cincinnati.

Furman was fired on Wednesday for calling Bengals receiver T.J.
Houshmandzadeh a "racist" on October 6.

The problem arose when Houshmandzadeh skipped out on a paid appearance on October 5. Furman had some choices words for T.J. on the air, and then Furman claimed the next day that Houshmandzadeh had called him a "punk-*** white boy."

Houshmandzadeh admits to a verbal exchange with Furman, but denies calling Furman a "punk-*** white boy."

"I told him, 'Andy Furman, you can [f--k] yourself.' That's the bottom line. And he twisted it into all whatever he wants to," Houshmandzadeh said after the incident.

Furman, in our view, should have known that nothing good will come out of sharing publicly the inflammatory details of a private conversation. Even if Houshmandzadeh said it (and as a punk-*** white boy, I've got to say I'm not really offended if he did), it's too easy to deny it. With no recording of the discussion and no witnesses, Furman took a huge risk.

And it blew up in his face.

Stupid-*** white boy.

POSTED 10:03 a.m. EST; UPDATED 11:05 a.m. EST, November 2, 2006

"DEFINING MOMENT" FOR PACMAN WAS YEARS AGO

Titans coach Jeff Fisher calls the one-game suspension of cornerback Pacman Jones the "defining moment" in his football career.

Though Fisher intends (we think) to convey that this is Jones' final opportunity to decide whether he will conform his future actions to the expectations of the team, the NFL, and the penal code, we hardly think that it is the "defining moment" for Jones.

Pacman's defining moment, in our opinion, occurred when he saw fit to hit a guy in the face with a pool cue in a Morgantown bar during his time with the West Virginia Mountaineers. It was in that instant, in our view, that Jones demonstrated that he is incapable of controlling his urges and impulses, regardless of the potential consequences.

And he has adhered to that pattern since that evening in 2002.
So Jones already has been defined. The question going forward is whether he will be able to keep the tiger in the cage until he chooses to retire from the NFL.

Our guess? It won't happen. He won't change. He is what he is, and he won't be the first guy to get kicked off of a football team because he was accused of doing things he is convinced that he didn't do.

What if the Titans dump him? There are 31 other NFL teams. Up to 30 can say "no"; all it takes is one to say "yes".

And surely someone out there will take a chance on the highly-talented Jones. Quality cornerbacks are in short supply, and every football coach thinks that he's the guy who can turn a turd into a tulip.

Write it down. Jones will not change. He might want to. He'll likely try to. But the spots are on this leopard, and no amount of soap will wash them off.
 

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THURSDAY MORNING ONE-LINERS

"I am not a cheater," Chargers LB Shawne Merriman says, which conjures memories for us of similar lines uttered by Richard Nixon, Mike
Piazza, and the Elephant Man.

It's good to know that Drew Bledsoe has found a way to occupy his time.

Commanders WR Santana Moss missed practice on Wednesday, and might not be available for Sunday.

Colts coach Tony Dungy says he's not concerned about the green beach at Gillette Stadium.

Falcons QB Mike Vick calls his NFC offensive player of the week award "an incredible honor." (Yeah, they only give it out, you know, 17 times per year. Per conference. But, hey, no one can ever take it away from you, like certain STDs.)

Raiders QB Aaron Brooks is back at practice, but Andrew Walter will be the starter on Monday night.

Fins DE Jason Taylor says that the Bears "can be beaten." (But only if: (1) you have a really big club; and (2) they are asleep.)

Bears CB Ricky Manning's fumble recovery from Sunday was changed to an interception. (The error apparently resulted from the fact that the scorekeeper was either a "f-- Jew" or a "******.")

Seahawks DT Marcus Tubbs is doubtful with swelling in his knee, but OL Floyd Womack could be returning.

WR Shaun Bodiford will return punts for the Packers if CB Charles Woodson can't go.

Commanders QB Jason Campbell is trying not to think about the fact that plenty of young quarterbacks are playing well right now.

Bengals WR Chad Johnson wants to do to Ravens LB Ray Lewis that which Browns S Brian Russell did to Chad.

Cowboys coach Bill Parcells says he isn't getting mellower with age.

Dookie might be the new third-down back in Pittsburgh.

The last guy who should comment on a quarterback who is playing like crap recently is a quarterback who has been playing like crap for a while.

POSTED 9:32 a.m. EST, November 2, 2006

MRS. BARBER FORCED TIKI OUT?

According to the folks at the New York Post, Giants running back Tiki Barber's real reason for retirement is that his wife fears that he'll suffer a catastrophic injury that will force her to raise their kids without his help.

Per the Post, a friend of Tiki's says that Ginny Barber has been "nagging him for a long time -- and with others present -- that he'd better retire before he has a crippling injury," and that, if it occurs, "he couldn't participate in raising his children."

Ironically, the Post is owned by the same outfit that owns one of Barber's current "side" employers, the FOX News Channel. It makes us wonder whether Barber will call the folks responsible for the story "idiots."

It also makes us wonder whether this whole retirement issue was in part intended to create buzz in the hopes of generating more opportunities for Barber. If, indeed, he says he's leaving in order to take advantage of other opportunities but is really doing it because Mrs. Barber has turned him into Miss Barber, he needs to do something to generate other opportunities that he deems suitable.

And what better way to do it than to engineer a seemingly inadvertent retirement announcement that takes on legs and keeps his name in the papers and on television and in the lead stories of crappy, third-rate web sites that have somehow managed to survive for five years despite making sh-t up every day?

Now, where were we? Oh, Tiki Barber's wife. Our guess is that he'll deny the thing, and in the process of doing so he'll say or do something that will cause the powers-that-be in the broadcasting/entertainment to conclude that he's too touchy and/or thin-skinned to make it in that world.
 

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Yeah, I don't think he was ever even suspended. This is 100% fabrication, but it's interesting to see where they go with this schtick.
 

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theogt;1136455 said:
Yeah, I don't think he was ever even suspended. This is 100% fabrication, but it's interesting to see where they go with this schtick.
Your sig pic is hilarious.

:lmao:



EDIT: Well, it was hilarious before taken down.
 

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CrazyCowboy;1136592 said:
Hum.....wonder what he done?



He touched the guy next to him too many times and was charged with 1st degee assault.
 

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POSTED 12:18 p.m. EST; UPDATED 12:37 p.m. EST, November 2, 2006

SALISBURY SUSPENSION WAS KEPT HUSH-HUSH IN BRISTOL

As we continue to hear more details about the recent suspension of ESPN football analyst Sean Salisbury, two things are becoming more and more clear to us: (1) it definitely happened; and (2) not many people knew that it had occurred, even within the building in Bristol.

His absence was, as we understand it, abrupt and unexplained. Chris McClain of WFNZ in Charlotte told us on the air on Wednesday that Salisbury simply wasn't available for a recent weekly spot that he does on the "Mac Attack" show every Friday, and there was no explanation for his absence. Review of the archives of The Dan Patrick Show reveals a couple of Tuesdays in October in which Salisbury did not appear for what otherwise appears to be a weekly visit.

Is it a big deal? Given that hardly anyone noticed that Sean was gone, it's not. And that tells us that these second-tier NFL talking head positions are extremely fungible, and that the networks can replace a guy without missing a beat.

What amazes us about the issue is the secrecy that has applied to Salisbury, especially at a time when the removal of ESPNU's Brian Kinchen for uttering the words "kinda" and "gay" consecutively resulted in a proclamation on SportsCenter that he'd be yanked from the airwaves.

So why was Salisbury suspended? We've heard the reason from multiple sources, but we're deciding for now to keep it to ourselves. Although truth is a defense in any defamation claim, it likely would be hard for us to gather the evidence that we'd need, if Sean were to attempt to raid the PFT coffers.

With that said, we found the reason to be pretty darn funny, and we don't think that it merited the punishment he received. In fact, we were so surprised when we heard the news that we wish we'd taken a picture of our reaction with our Sprint phone, so that we then could show it to some of our friends.



CINCY RADIO HOST FIRED AFTER SPAT WITH HOUSHMANDZADEH

A guy who didn't fare as well as ESPN's Sean Salibury in connection with a recent employment matter was Andy Furman of WLW radio in Cincinnati.

Furman was fired on Wednesday for calling Bengals receiver T.J.
Houshmandzadeh a "racist" on October 6.

The problem arose when Houshmandzadeh skipped out on a paid appearance on October 5. Furman had some choices words for T.J. on the air, and then Furman claimed the next day that Houshmandzadeh had called him a "punk-*** white boy."

Houshmandzadeh admits to a verbal exchange with Furman, but denies calling Furman a "punk-*** white boy."

"I told him, 'Andy Furman, you can [f--k] yourself.' That's the bottom line. And he twisted it into all whatever he wants to," Houshmandzadeh said after the incident.

Furman, in our view, should have known that nothing good will come out of sharing publicly the inflammatory details of a private conversation. Even if Houshmandzadeh said it (and as a punk-*** white boy, I've got to say I'm not really offended if he did), it's too easy to deny it. With no recording of the discussion and no witnesses, Furman took a huge risk.

And it blew up in his face.

Stupid-*** white boy.

POSTED 10:03 a.m. EST; UPDATED 11:05 a.m. EST, November 2, 2006

"DEFINING MOMENT" FOR PACMAN WAS YEARS AGO

Titans coach Jeff Fisher calls the one-game suspension of cornerback Pacman Jones the "defining moment" in his football career.

Though Fisher intends (we think) to convey that this is Jones' final opportunity to decide whether he will conform his future actions to the expectations of the team, the NFL, and the penal code, we hardly think that it is the "defining moment" for Jones.

Pacman's defining moment, in our opinion, occurred when he saw fit to hit a guy in the face with a pool cue in a Morgantown bar during his time with the West Virginia Mountaineers. It was in that instant, in our view, that Jones demonstrated that he is incapable of controlling his urges and impulses, regardless of the potential consequences.

And he has adhered to that pattern since that evening in 2002.
So Jones already has been defined. The question going forward is whether he will be able to keep the tiger in the cage until he chooses to retire from the NFL.

Our guess? It won't happen. He won't change. He is what he is, and he won't be the first guy to get kicked off of a football team because he was accused of doing things he is convinced that he didn't do.

What if the Titans dump him? There are 31 other NFL teams. Up to 30 can say "no"; all it takes is one to say "yes".

And surely someone out there will take a chance on the highly-talented Jones. Quality cornerbacks are in short supply, and every football coach thinks that he's the guy who can turn a turd into a tulip.

Write it down. Jones will not change. He might want to. He'll likely try to. But the spots are on this leopard, and no amount of soap will wash them off.


Furman? That name just sounds racist... Furman.. german.. fuhrer... he's guilty.
-Chappelle
 

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How does Furman get fired for saying the Bengal guy with the long name called him a punk,,, white boy?
 

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I bet it had something to do with alchohol. I've seen this guy at a bar in Austin falling down drunk after a UT game.
 
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