Sarcasm: Should DMC start at QB this Sunday?

[Clarkson]

I mean let's get real he can't be worse than Weeden.
He played some QB at some point I think idk or threw a ball once i think.
Coaches are idiots if they think Weeden is a better QB than DMC.

 

[Swanny]

This can't be for real. This is sarcasm ... I hope

 

[Clarkson]

This can't be for real. This is sacarasm... I hope

Hmm...do you think we should see what Leary can do as a QB?
May have no where to play with Collins taking his spot, may as well see what he's got.

 

[RunDMC]

 

[jday]

I mean let's get real he can't be worse than Weeden.
He played some QB at some point I think idk or threw a ball once i think.
Coaches are idiots if they think Weeden is a better QB than DMC.

If this is a serious question, here's my answer: Going from playing QB once somewhere other than the NFL to playing in the NFL is like going from playing the board game operation to be a real surgeon in a hospital.

 

[mattjames2010]

Hey, whatever gets Weedumb out of here.

 

[Clarkson]

If this is a serious question, here's my answer: Going from playing QB once somewhere other than the NFL to playing in the NFL is like going from playing the board game operation to be a real surgeon in a hospital.

Meh I think he can do it.
He's definitely better than Weeden IMO.

 

[Clarkson]

Is R-Mac allowed back if he's playing a position other than LB?
Maybe try him at QB this week.

 

[Mr Cowboy]

I was thinking we should start Leary at QB, if his injury is better. Collins did well at LG in his absence, and Leary is a stud, definitely top 11 offensive player, so he should be on the field. Either at QB or WR.

 

[Clarkson]

I was thinking we should start Leary at QB, if his injury is better. Collins did well at LG in his absence, and Leary is a stud, definitely top 11 offensive player, so he should be on the field. Either at QB or WR.

Yeah, agreed.
I could see Leary being a better WR than Williams and a better QB than Weeden.
If we start him at both WR AND QB the defense won't know what to do.

 

[Seven]

Garrett's a QB......and Santa has been delivering football's for generations with zero INTs.

 

[Clarkson]

Garrett's a QB......and Santa has been delivering football's for generations with zero INTs.

And he drives a sleigh, which has to be tougher than driving a bus (which Weeden can't even do).

I like where your head is. Saint Nick for Cowboys QB.

 

[Seven]

And he drives a sleigh, which has to be tougher than driving a bus (which Weeden can't even do).

I like where your head is. Saint Nick for Cowboys QB.

There ya go.......another plus for Santa.

 

[csirl]

What about inanimate carbon rod at QB?

 

[Seven]

What about inanimate carbon rod at QB?

Between weeden and rod.....its a wash. We need someone better......

 

[jday]

Meh I think he can do it.
He's definitely better than Weeden IMO.

Really? So let me get this straight: You want to give Darren McFadden a shot to take Weeden place even before we have a look at the backup QB's namely Matt Cassel who has more NFL starts than Weeden does? Is that what you are saying?

 

[Clarkson]

Really? So let me get this straight: You want to give Darren McFadden a shot to take Weeden place even before we have a look at the backup QB's namely Matt Cassel who has more NFL starts than Weeden does? Is that what you are saying?

Yeah.
My list of who I want to see at QB this week is as follows:
1.) Santa Clause (seven made great points on him).
2.) DMC (seen him throw a ball a time or two)
3.) Leary (idk prob athletic enough)
4.) Vince Papale (always defies the odds)
1,200,948.) Brandon Weeden

the coaches just don't know yet that all these guys are superior to weeden. they gon' learn today.

 

[tyke1doe]

What?
The Cowboys lose one game, and Cowboyszone goes mad.

 

[Arkyvarminter]

Hey, whatever gets Weedumb out of here.

Did you watch the game? Weeden did fine. Who do you want? Aaron Rodgers?

 

[jday]

Yeah.
My list of who I want to see at QB this week is as follows:
1.) Santa Clause (seven made great points on him).
2.) DMC (seen him throw a ball a time or two)
3.) Leary (idk prob athletic enough)
4.) Vince Papale (always defies the odds)
1,200,948.) Brandon Weeden

the coaches just don't know yet that all these guys are superior to weeden. they gon' learn today.

I wished I'd known this was the nonsensical thread, I came in woefully unprepared, but I intend to finish strong: