Schottenheimer press conference chatter

Aven8

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For those that have never heard Schotty speak expect to come away impressed. He’s very good with words and an upbeat guy with a lot of energy. Now will that translate to the football field? Who knows?

It’s the two idiots that will sit on both sides of him that I wish weren’t there……
 

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It's today. Use this thread for all the compliments.

I personally am stoked and I haven't even heard their great reasoning for going in this direction yet.

And completely ignore that the team's official X account used a reverse image sporting a backwards D cap.

I'm just looking forward to the questions... can we get some real media scrutiny or will it just be your typical Dallas media BS.
 

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Kind of hard to ask real questions to Frick and Frack without being disrespectful to the new Head Coach sitting right with them.

I mean, I would do it but I'm a prick.

Expect a bunch of softballs.
'So Brian. You weren't the favorite for this role. But you come from a football family. Tell us more about your famous dad.'

'Coming off a losing season, fans weren't expecting this hire. Tell us more about how everything was Mike's fault, actually'
 

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Im pretty sure the hat is part of Ben DiNucci's hat line, True Brvnd.


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It's today. Use this thread for all the compliments.

I personally am stoked and I haven't even heard their great reasoning for going in this direction yet.

And completely ignore that the team's official X account used a reverse image sporting a backwards D cap.

New graphic arts editor has dyslexia. He took a 20% discount off his salary.
 

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Only in Dallas where the 3rd string guys make money off the brand…….

Maybe Schotty will come out in some Jaylon Smith shades……
You don't see much Cowboys gear in DFW anymore, but those hats are everywhere. I'm sure he's made a killing.

Reminds me of when Xavier Woods had a brief stent as an in-studio analyst on Skip's show Undisputed. Could you imagine a mediocre safety from any other team getting that type of platform?
 

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Getting my press conference menu ready!!!
It's sad that this is what we have to look forward to.

Just like the season and the coaching search itself, I'm sure we will come away disappointed.
 

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I remain fixated on putting myself in Schottenheimer's shoes, and trying to figure out, "What the hell do I say today that isn't a lead balloon as soon as it comes out of my mouth?"

I know, I know... what the hell does Jerry say that isn't a lead balloon... but Jerry don't care. Or at least not anything like the man at the table who just had his career dream fulfilled... and yet... is staring into a dark chasm... fans despising the hire... and the ownership dead set on the Season of Famine for 2025.

I'm fascinated what a person could possibly plan to say in that situation that is going to give him some fulfillment, some breath of fresh air in a room of proverbial smoke.
It’s comical you expect Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dumb to let him speak
 
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