Schottenheimer press conference chatter

[Pantone282C]

I'm trying not to hyperventilate.

Breathe into a sack. It helped these guys.

 

[maryquality]

They used a backwards visor pic? The marketing isn’t even good anymore.

He was going for the "Dan Quinn" look.

 

[Joe Realist]

Dak lines up in the Schotty-gun

 

[CWR]

It's today. Use this thread for all the compliments.

I personally am stoked and I haven't even heard their great reasoning for going in this direction yet.

And completely ignore that the team's official X account used a reverse image sporting a backwards D cap.

I like the images of him in action, being totally mid. PC will be off the chain. He ain't Brian anymore!

 

[CWR]

They should market that backwards D hat. Multiple meanings.

If I was foolish enough to have a Cowboys flag I'd absolutely be flying it upside down.

 

[XXLMike]

I’m excited to hear his five-year vision plan.

 

[cowboyec]

a cornelius takes the reigns.
bout time.
only landry's introductory presser challenges the signifigance of this one.
a historic moment crossed.
they are working on the schematics of his statue as i write this.
goose bumps.

 

[CowboyFrog]

Im only interested to see if Jerry will actually just go ahead and put his hand over Shott's mike and let everyone know who is in charge..."Umm Brian doesn't need to answer that ummm question, Jocks to socks boys ..."

 

[cowboyec]

its 20° here but in celebration i will break out my visor.
gentlemen...this is our independence day.

 

[Plankton]

Kind of hard to ask real questions to Frick and Frack without being disrespectful to the new Head Coach sitting right with them.

I mean, I would do it but I'm a prick.

Expect a bunch of softballs.

The very definition of a human shield.

 

[Cowboys93]

Im only interested to see if Jerry will actually just go ahead and put his hand over Shott's mike and let everyone know who is in charge..."Umm Brian doesn't need to answer that ummm question, Jocks to socks boys ..."

 

[irishline]

Lmbo…39 years ago I would have been eating mashed peas and chicken and taking about 7 naps a day since I’d only have been 2…my earliest Cowboys memory is a picture of me in an oversized Tony Dorsett jersey, crying bc I had to take a picture…


Bro, I can love my Cowboys and still feel like they aren’t doing enough. You don’t have to pump sunshine 24/7 to be considered a fan. When you truly love something, it’s okay to be critical of it smh

Man, you need to learn to detect sarcasm, especially with many on this board.

 

[XXLMike]

“ Brian, what made you choose the Cowboys over the other offers you had?”

 

[Cowboys1966]

We are such a joke franchise now. This year was the start of a long down cycle. I don’t think it ends until Jerry Jones is gone.

 

[UncleOscar]

Mods, please keep this free of negative comments. This thread is for Cowboys fans.

I thought you were a mod?

 

[Risen Star]

I thought you were a mod?

I own the joint. Reality is my GM.

 

[Praxit]

Rolling it back, all in, again

T-Shirts will be out at 1:00 PM to the public.

..I'm already in line. ..

 

[BotchedLobotomy]

Can't wait to hear their plans for free agency.

Also, for whatever insane thing Jerry says that we get to spend 2025 making fun of.

 

[JonesBoys]

Mods, please keep this free of negative comments. This thread is for Cowboys fans.

We dem boys!!!! Super Bowl!!!!!!! Cowboy fans

 

[JonesBoys]

Lmbo…39 years ago I would have been eating mashed peas and chicken and taking about 7 naps a day since I’d only have been 2…my earliest Cowboys memory is a picture of me in an oversized Tony Dorsett jersey, crying bc I had to take a picture…


Bro, I can love my Cowboys and still feel like they aren’t doing enough. You don’t have to pump sunshine 24/7 to be considered a fan. When you truly love something, it’s okay to be critical of it smh

Jerrah has made a lot of fans comfortable with losing. Pay no attention.