Schottenheimer press conference chatter

[John813]

He's ready now.

I'm ready.

 

[MonsterD]

OOOO He's ready, well that convinces me.

 

[WillieBeamen]

Did he get the coach a scooter?

I can not stand this fool


Not u, short. Dak

 

[JPM]

Why is he holding Jerry's arm?

 

[NDGAEDE]

Jerry probably hates the number of minutes that Schotty is using up

 

[MonsterD]

MARTYBALL!

 

[Mannix]

Legendary coach with a 5-18 playoff record....that'll fit in perfectly here.

 

[ShortRound]

Why is he holding Jerry's arm?

That's Daddy

 

[dstew60105]

It's today. Use this thread for all the compliments.

I personally am stoked and I haven't even heard their great reasoning for going in this direction yet.

And completely ignore that the team's official X account used a reverse image sporting a backwards D cap.

Stephen told Jerry that he didn't want to spend the $6.99 to correct the image.

 

[Maverick84]

Why is he holding Jerry's arm?

how can you tell? the table is blocking the view

 

[cmoney23]

Schottenheimer is a man and never cries.



Except for the end of Free Willy. We all cried.

Interesting... he's already crying!! BAHAHAHAHA

 

[IceStar-D7]

This guy is a JOKE!! We are so screwed I'm a crier. We want our players to show their personalities. Oh yea. that's going to bring more wins. Kissing Jerry and Stephens butt so many times I lost count. It's like hedge fund founders up there versus NFL guys. I was excited at first but now???/OMG

 

[NDGAEDE]

Hard hitter there Calvin

 

[Momanpr100]

Lmbo…39 years ago I would have been eating mashed peas and chicken and taking about 7 naps a day since I’d only have been 2…my earliest Cowboys memory is a picture of me in an oversized Tony Dorsett jersey, crying bc I had to take a picture…


Bro, I can love my Cowboys and still feel like they aren’t doing enough. You don’t have to pump sunshine 24/7 to be considered a fan. When you truly love something, it’s okay to be critical of it smh

Bro you have zero sense of humor if you can’t see he’s messing with you. Get a grip.

 

[John813]

Why you pick him?

Jerry:..... uh. Rambling

 

[davey999]

Why is everyone crying?

 

[Mannix]

Answer the question and quit filibustering Booger!!!

 

[MonsterD]

Oh boy here we go now with the long-winded explanation of nothing.

 

[Mannix]

Why is everyone crying?

I cried on the morning of September 8th

 

[cmoney23]

This guy is a JOKE!! We are so screwed I'm a crier. We want our players to show their personalities. Oh yea. that's going to bring more wins. Kissing Jerry and Stephens butt so many times I lost count. It's like hedge fund founders up there versus NFL guys. I was excited at first but now???/OMG

Not a great start!! LOL