Shortest books ever written

[LeonDixson]

"Know your role" by Chad Hutchinson

"Keeping out of the boss' doghouse (a sequel)" by Chad Hutchinson.

"How to hit moving targets without making them stop, dive and twist" by Quincy Carter

"I wanna be a starter" by Randall Cunningham

 

[tomson75]

The Day My Trade Value Died by Dexter Coakley

 

[theebs]

Winning before Profiting -- Tom Hicks

 

[tomson75]

The Secret to an Awesome Montage by Steven Seagal.

 

[Hostile]

Quietly Making Your Point by Screamin A Smith

Non Offensive Gum Chewing by Mike Ditka

Backing The Cowboys by Chris Berman

The Nations Best Airports by John Madden

Following a Great Football Career With An Acting Career to Match by Brian Bosworth

 

[tomson75]

Standing Tall by Troy Smith.

 

[trickblue]

of course not. It was a joke. Relax...

geez.

But howcome even the best selling item there is white? Clam Chowder?

again J/k isnt this thread about jokes.

Oh and the boss's shows are mildly diverse depending on where you see him, In cleveland in 02 I saw all walks of life there having a good time

I know. I know. I'm just more comfortable with slams on my Irish drunkeness than I am with comparisons to hate groups. Point taken.

You guys play nice or I will have to start whipping out some of my board famous anti-Muslim rhetoric...

 

[theebs]

Quietly Making Your Point by Screamin A Smith

Non Offensive Gum Chewing by Mike Ditka

Backing The Cowboys by Chris Berman

The Nations Best Airports by John Madden

Following a Great Football Career With An Acting Career to Match by Brian Bosworth

have you ever seen bosworths house, its absurd.....They used it as a house on the show The O.C.

 

[tomson75]

Getting My Point Across in One Post by Silverbear.

 

[Chocolate Lab]

Running a Reasonable Message Board -- Art

Why Texas Football Fans Rule -- BeMyDadJerry

Time the 40 Yard Dash Accurately -- eduncan

Dialoging in Difficult Times -- PhoenixTalon

Stats are Overrated: A Guide to Watching Football with the Right Side of Your Brain -- AdamJT13

Succeeding in Life Without Bill Parcells -- Keyshawn Johnson

Greg Ellis: Great Football Player, Great American -- boozeman

How Not to Waste Your Life Away on Football Message Boards -- ChocolateLab :

 

[tomson75]

Running a Reasonable Message Board -- Art

Why Texas Football Fans Rule -- BeMyDadJerry

Time the 40 Yard Dash Accurately -- eduncan

Dialoging in Difficult Times -- PhoenixTalon

Stats are Overrated: A Guide to Watching Football with the Right Side of Your Brain -- AdamJT13

Succeeding in Life Without Bill Parcells -- Keyshawn Johnson

Greg Ellis: Great Football Player, Great American -- boozeman

How Not to Waste Your Life Away on Football Message Boards -- ChocolateLab :

Lmao...Serious props on these. Especially "Dialoging in Difficult Times."

:laugh2:

 

[LittleBoyBlue]

Videotaping Play Calling Signals for Dummies - Bill Belicheat

Using singular words when you should be using plural - Emmitt Smith

 

[D-TownRadio]

The road to a superbowl, dead end edition - Philadelphia Eagles

 

[lewpac]

"Holding you Lunch Under Pressure" - McNabb
"There's no Crying in Football" - Vermeil
"Relationships and Love" - Lawrence Phillips
"Head Coaching 101" - Norv Turner
"Public Relations and Public Speaking" - Duane Thomas
"Fashion and Uniforms that Inspire!!" - Seattle Seahawks
"Building a Winner in 20 Years" -Matt Millen
"College-to-Pro Transitional Success" -Ryan Leaf
"Biblical Humility and the Art of Subtlety" - Deionne Sanders
"Staying In Bounds and Taking the Hits" - Franco Harris
"The Art of the NFL Draft" - St. Louis Cardinals (Forward by
Detroit Lions)
"Drugs are for Losers" -Ricky Williams
"Sayings to Prolong your NFL Career" -Ricky Watters
"50 Ways to Leave your Lover" -Ray Carruth
"Knowing when to call it Quits" -Dan Marino (Forward by Junior
Seau, Jerry Rice and Joe
Montana)
"I Owe Everything to my Offensive Line" - Earl Campbell
"Dental Hygiene and Passive Manhood" -Jack Lambert
"Winning with the Players you Picked" -Jon Gruden
"Being a Players Coach" -Bill Parcells
"Hard Work, and the Rewards Earned" -Marty Shottenheimer
"THE NEW AMERICA'S TEAM" -New Orleans Saints

 

[Hostile]

have you ever seen bosworths house, its absurd.....They used it as a house on the show The O.C.

That tool doesn't deserve a house like that.

It is beautiful though.

 

[the kid 05]

"how to ref in the NBA" by Tim Donaghy

 

[theogt]

Everything I Learned In 35+ Years-burmafrd

Ouch.

 

[Rack]

Getting My Point Across in One Post by Silverbear.

Good one.



How about...


Planning Ahead: A Guide to being a Husband and Father - Ray Carruth

 

[dallasfaniac]

From the offense:

Things that don't make me smile - Tony Romo

Breaking Tackles - Julius Jones

Getting the sure yardage before improvising - Marion Barber

Bugs I won't eat - Deon Anderson

Spiking the ball; Breaking the habit - Terrell Owens

Turning on the jets - Patrick Crayton

Making the first guy miss - Jason Witten

Watching the ball - Flozell Adams (Author of 'Configuring your surround sound system')

People who couldn't succeed between Flozell Adams and Andre Gurode - Kyle Kosier

Getting along with Haynesworth - Andre Gurode

My best memories of Arizona - Leonard Davis

Living up to your draft status - Marc Columbo

 

[Rack]

"How to make wordy posts on an Internet forums" - CrazyCowboy
"We will rue the day we cut Al Singleton" - Nors

"I hate the NRA" Tank Johnson.

My Favorite Places To Eat by Nicole Ritchie

Diamons Are Forever - Emmitt Smith

How to Play Good, Clean Football - Bill Romonowski and Rodney Harrison

The Art of Scrambling - Drew Bledsoe

Public Speaking: How to Sound Intelligent - Peyton Manning

How to cover a Fullback - Brady James

Let your Play do your talking for you - Marcus Spears

How NOT to look like a 70s Pornstar - Bobby Carpenter

Staying Classy through Adversity - Greg Ellis

Avoiding Bullets for Dummies - Keith Davis

5 Second Makeovers - Albert Haynesworth

Volunteering - Darren Hambrick

Power Running - Troy Hambrick

Improving your Peripheral Vision - Chad Hutchinson

Avoiding Hairspray - Jimmy Johnson

Winning With Class - Bill Belicheck

Bathroom Etiquette - Charles Haley

Dummies Guide to Quicken - Martha Stewart

Coming Out of the Closet - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

How to Write a Good Ending - Stephen King

Man's Best Friend - Michael Vick

Scouting Running Backs - Abersonc

The Al Singleton Chronicles - Nors

A Guide to Playing SOLB and WOLB in the 3-4 Defense - theogt

How to Improve your 40 yard dash time - edunce

Offense 101: How to run the 30 yard slant - HeavyHitta31

Making Sense - CrazyCowboy

How to be a Sexy Cheerleader - Brainpaint

My Fascination with Rafael Septien - Hostile