Shortest books ever written

[Yeagermeister]

Keep your God-given face: Say No to Plastic Surgery by Michael Jackson

And Jerry Jones :laugh2:

 

[needforspeed]

Speling Bea bi Dan Kwale

Familiarity with a Dictionary by ndanger

 

[Doomsday]

Performing Under Pressure by A-Rod

 

[needforspeed]

How to reverse the balding process- Telly Savalas

Anger Management- Roy D Mercer

Sober is a good thing- Stone Cold Steve Austin

Seeing the hole- Julius Jones

Controlling your emotions- Dick Vermeil

Being a good teammate- T.O.

Staying focused- Flozell Adams

Pocket Presence- Drew Bledsoe

Football GM 101- Jerry Jones

Staying Healthy- Terry Glenn

Winning it all- Marty Schottenheimer

How big an ol' boy are ya? By God!

 

[ndanger]

Familiarity with a Dictionary by ndanger

I'm guessing you didn't notice I was mocking the great Vice President Dan Quayle, who could not spell worth a damn.

 

[Doomsday]

Treat Her Like a Lady by Kobe Bryant

 

[SibannacRex]

Going balls deep - Lance Armstrong

How to close out a team in the NBA Finals - Dirk Nowitzke

Performing when it matters - Donovan McNabb

 

[Hostile]

How To Play for the NCAA Championship by USC



Bad Alcohol by boozeman

 

[SibannacRex]

How To Play for the NCAA Championship by USC



Bad Alcohol by boozeman

 

[Hostile]

They lost again today.

 

[Achozen]

Getting Tackled by Blades of Grass: The Struggle of a Mediocre RB

By: Troy Hambrick

 

[firehawk350]

Work Ethic by Anybody who has over 1000 posts on a football forum

The Cover-2 Explained by Eduncan

Open the Offense: How to Operate an Offense in the 21st Century by Joe Gibbs

An Idiot's Guide to the NFL Draft by Dan Snyder

Everything You Ever Needed to Know About the 3-4 Defense by Coach Zimmer

Playing the Run by Dwight Freeney and Jevon Kearse

Beauty Secrets Revealed by Pat McQuistan

How To Stop a Freak Comeback by the Commanders by Bill Parcells

Family Values by Tom Brady

 

[SibannacRex]

They lost again today.

Yeah, but it'd make more sense if you called out a team that hasn't won a national championship in a while.

USC was definitely overrated this year, but they've also been decimated by injuries.

 

[Hostile]

Yeah, but it'd make more sense if you called out a team that hasn't won a national championship in a while.

USC was definitely overrated this year, but they've also been decimated by injuries.

So what? It's about taking a shot at them for a laugh.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

Book of Funny Jokes-Hostile

 

[03EBZ06]

Honesty - Bill Clinton

Being a humble human being - Bill Belichick

 

[Yeagermeister]

How to dominate the Dallas Cowboys - Steve Spurrier

 

[TheGoat73]

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective Teens by Britney Spears

seven habits of highly ineffective piss-ants. Dan Snyder

 

[Draegerman]

"How to Win SBs" by The Buffalo Bills

Man, my many friends who are Buffalo fans would kill me if I said this to them.

"How To Stand Up To Your Friends - The SultanOfSix Way" by SultanOfSix.

j/k

 

[SibannacRex]

So what? It's about taking a shot at them for a laugh.

OK, sure, but it would have been funnier if you said:

How to live up to and exceed expectations - 2007 USC Football Team