shotgunning vs. beer bonging vs. chugging

[locked&loaded]

Nope lol. $8 Mirrasou.

Cheap alcohol for the win.

that is gross though. Wine is for sipping...

Honestly though, if the chance presented itself, i would have to try the wine bong.

 

[locked&loaded]

NOOOO!

Come on Jon88 live a little. You know it sounds delicious. :laugh1:

 

[ajk23az]

Cheap alcohol for the win.

that is gross though. Wine is for sipping...

Honestly though, if the chance presented itself, i would have to try the wine bong.

It's a decision you will be regretting. :

 

[Jon88]

Come on Jon88 live a little. You know it sounds delicious. :laugh1:

It'll get me knocked out.

The whine will I mean.

I used to talk crap in my early twenties when I got drunk. It made me crack on people LOL.

 

[locked&loaded]

It'll get me knocked out.

The whine will I mean.

I used to talk crap in my early twenties when I got drunk. It made me crack on people LOL.

Ill let you know about my early twenties in a few years. :

 

[locked&loaded]

It's a decision you will be regretting. :

Ill add it to my book of regrets. Starting with hearing about the wine bong from you.

 

[Jon88]

Ill let you know about my early twenties in a few years. :

Got beat up once.

I was absolutely torn up. Me and a co-worker got into it over several beers becuase I thought he was using me. So we tangle up and I somehow throw him on the ground with like 20% strength. His dad comes out and tells me I need to go, and by the way he said it I could tell he was really holding back his anger.

I walk to my truck, start thinking about it, and walk back over there and kick his seat out from under my lazy co worker.

That's when his dad comes out, slams my head against the patio fence, I stumble out, slams my head into the car cement stoppers, and then throws me on the concrete a few times.

I managed to avoid all the face shots but got pretty skinned up.

I get to my truck and drive home. I wake up to find out someone in the apartment complex has slashed two of my tires.

Great way to wake up.

 

[locked&loaded]

= screwdriver. Good stuff.

true statement

 

[locked&loaded]

Got beat up once.

I was absolutely torn up. Me and a co-worker got into it over several beers becuase I thought he was using me. So we tangle up and I somehow throw him on the ground with like 20% strength. His dad comes out and tells me I need to go, and by the way he said it I could tell he was really holding back his anger.

I walk to my truck, start thinking about it, and walk back over there and kick his seat out from under my lazy co worker.

That's when his dad comes out, slams my head against the patio fence, I stumble out, slams my head into the car cement stoppers, and then throws me on the concrete a few times.

I managed to avoid all the face shots but got pretty skinned up.

I get to my truck and drive home. I wake up to find out someone in the apartment complex has slashed two of my tires.

Great way to wake up.

this is such a great story it shoudl be turned into a childrens book. It is that hilarious.

I dont get angry when I drink though, ive almost gotten into fights because of my sarcasm but avoid them. I know people who look for fights when they drink, its stupid. No offense man.

 

[Jon88]

this is such a great story it shoudl be turned into a childrens book. It is that hilarious.

I dont get angry when I drink though, ive almost gotten into fights because of my sarcasm but avoid them. I know people who look for fights when they drink, its stupid. No offense man.

I didn't look for a fight, I was pissed that I did most of the work. Being drunk didn't help. We had an argument and he got thrown on the ground.

What do you mean no offense.

 

[locked&loaded]

I didn't look for a fight, I was pissed that I did most of the work. Being drunk didn't help. We had an argument and he got thrown on the ground.

What do you mean no offense.

I thought you meant that you had taken what he meant in the wrong way. Not that he had actually used you in a way and that the alcohol and accelerated the situation. Ya that happens a ton, you just say what you feel.

I said no offense, because i thought you had gotten drunk and started looking for a fight. My bad.

Either way i know people that get drunk and look for fights.

 

[Jon88]

I thought you meant that you had taken what he meant in the wrong way. Not that he had actually used you in a way and that the alcohol and accelerated the situation. Ya that happens a ton, you just say what you feel.

I said no offense, because i thought you had gotten drunk and started looking for a fight. My bad.

Either way i know people that get drunk and look for fights.

Oh it's cool. Don't think too much about it.

I didn't take anything the wrong way. The beer just pissed me off more.

And by the way I never look for fights.

 

[locked&loaded]

Oh it's cool. Don't think too much about it.

I didn't take anything the wrong way. The beer just pissed me off more.

And by the way I never look for fights.

Yeah man, just read it the wrong way. No harm done.

Looking for fights is so dumb, i hate when people come up to me and i have to explain that "i dont want to fight, its ******* dumb."

But when you drink, its mostly the alcohol that is talking. Situations happen.

 

[Jon88]

Yeah man, just read it the wrong way. No harm done.

Looking for fights is so dumb, i hate when people come up to me and i have to explain that "i dont want to fight, its ******* dumb."

But when you drink, its mostly the alcohol that is talking. Situations happen.

Young people look for a fight when they drink.

I was in a convenience store the other night and two idiots were making fools of themselves with their loudmouths. I was in line. Then one of them got in the other line and started staring at me, flexing his arms and what not. I just looked the other way. It was all quiet until they left.

Idiots. I never looked for a fight when I was drinking at that age, but I was sarcastic. It pissed a lot of people off I'm sure, but no fights.

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I thought shotgunning is when you puncture a hole in the side of your beer can?

 

[Jon88]

I thought shotgunning is when you puncture a hole in the side of your beer can?

It is, right below the opening.

 

[YosemiteSam]

Whats your favorite?

Keg Stand. Next.

 

[Jon88]

Keg Stand. Next.

I can do 55 of those.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I thought shotgunning is when you puncture a hole in the side of your beer can?

It is. Not sure what some of those guys were talking about.

 

[YosemiteSam]

I can do 55 of those.

You can consume 55 kegs of beer while standing on your head?!?! :laugh2: