shotgunning vs. beer bonging vs. chugging

Jon88;3395113 said:
Northern Louisiana. Shreveport. Cowboy country with cockroach Saints fans invading.

I lived in New Orleans for a while back in 1985/1986. I now refer to the state as Sleazyana. No offense to you of course. :)
 
nyc;3395129 said:
I lived in New Orleans for a while back in 1985/1986. I now refer to the state as Sleazyana. No offense to you of course. :)

I agree. I hate the business owners and top guys here.

I've worked a lot of jobs here to pay the bills. These guys here are scumbags.
 
locked&loaded;3395127 said:
Im from wisconsin, covered in Packer fans. Packer fans are great fans i have to say. They are all around me. I just remind them that a "G" will never me a :starspin .

I will say wisconsinites can drink like no other state. I am about to shotgun my 14th beer, hellow hangover

FYI: A bottle of Pedialite and about 1-2 hours and (providing you're not still drunk) you will feel like you haven't drank at all.
 
nyc;3395133 said:
FYI: A bottle of Pedialite and about 1-2 hours and (providing you're not still drunk) you will feel like you haven't drank at all.

LOL that's what you suggested to me when I was puking my guts out due to food poisoning.

I stilll appreciate the advice. I was close to going to the ER. Decided to stay at home and let it pass.
 
Jon88;3395134 said:
LOL that's what you suggested to me when I was puking my guts out due to food poisoning.

I stilll appreciate the advice. I was close to going to the ER. Decided to stay at home and let it pass.

No ****ting. Pedialite is worth its weight in gold when the time is right. (take it from a man who has needed it from time to time :laugh2: )
 
nyc;3395139 said:
No ****ting. Pedialite is worth its weight in gold when the time is right. (take it from a man who has needed it from time to time :laugh2: )

I puked about 20 times and that was it.

I used to HATE puking. You get used to it after a while. I used to hate needles too but have gotten plenty of them since I was 18. The only thing I hate is getting blood drawn.
 
Jon88;3395145 said:
I puked about 20 times and that was it.

I used to HATE puking. You get used to it after a while. I used to hate needles too but have gotten plenty of them since I was 18. The only thing I hate is getting blood drawn.


puking is so easy now, youre right man. To the guy that said "pedialite", that sounds like something i shoudlve purchased way before. When people are hungover they dont feel like moving. If it wasnt snowing in wisconsin in may id be out tearing it up.
 
locked&loaded;3395149 said:
puking is so easy now, youre right man. To the guy that said "pedialite", that sounds like something i shoudlve purchased way before. When people are hungover they dont feel like moving. If it wasnt snowing in wisconsin in may id be out tearing it up.

Yeah

Pedialyte is good if you're sick. UFC fighters use it.

It's not snowing but I'm not going out. Money, sluts, d bags who want to fight.
 
locked&loaded;3395149 said:
puking is so easy now, youre right man. To the guy that said "pedialite", that sounds like something i shoudlve purchased way before. When people are hungover they dont feel like moving. If it wasnt snowing in wisconsin in may id be out tearing it up.

Pedialite is like asprin. It's something you always keep in the cabinet. (that is if at times you drink heavy) Now, the liquid version goes bad once you open it. (though drinking it all is not a bad idea) Personally, I buy the powdered version that comes with eight packets to a box that you mix with 8 ounces of water. They are about $10 a box and I use about 2 packets at a time. More would do better, but I conserve and use two packets and it does a good job. Buy it and use it when needed. It's a Godsend.
 
nyc;3395159 said:
Pedialite is like asprin. It's something you always keep in the cabinet. (that is if at times you drink heavy) Now, the liquid version goes bad once you open it. (though drinking it all is not a bad idea) Personally, I buy the powdered version that comes with eight packets to a box that you mix with 8 ounces of water. They are about $10 a box and I use about 2 packets at a time. More would do better, but I conserve and use two packets and it does a good job. Buy it and use it when needed. It's a Godsend.

I much prefer kneeling in a dorm shower throwing my guts up. I rather not pay money for vomiting. Throwning up is like shrugging a shoulder because of the last 3 years ive dealt with.
 
Why in the world do you guys do this? Is it just purely because you want to get drunk but don't like the taste of beer? Or is it because you want to be a "tough guy" in front of your friends.

I used to occasionally get drunk on the weekends in my younger days but did it just by drinking out of the bottle (can't stand beer cans.)
 
I'm guessing it's shatty beer, in which case i'd prefer bonging it. I can chug nearly just as fast though, a few years of college and beer pong practice helps. My beer pong partner was a prodigy so we'd always end up running for 9-10 games, you learn to chug.

As far as wisconsinites, you guys don't have anything on Texans brother. I weigh 160 lbs. and 10 beers will give me a decent buzz. I have some buddies that can literally dust off a 30 pack by themselves in a night and some other buddies that can drink an entire 750 of whiskey.

You gotta remember, we're drinking out in pastures while you're huddled around your fireplaces. Practice makes perfect buddy.
 
Going for pure speed: Shotgun.

Going for fun factor: Beer bong.

Going for competition: Chugging.
 
Man, some of you guys are weird.

After a long hard day of ranch work in the hot sun, I like to come in and slam down a couple of ice cold beers and cool down. After a shower and supper, I might start thinking about molesting my lady or cruisin' the net but I'm done drinking. If it hasn't been a broiling hot day, I'll skip the beers.

Once I learned that excessive drinking led to my becoming very religious; that is, kneeling in front of my round, white porcelain altar and making many offerings and then flushing to make sure my sincere offering went straight to heaven, accompanied by my speaking in tongues and promising to reform, I eventually quit getting drunk. Funny how the hangovers went away on their own after that.

It was all the throwing up and inevitable hangovers that led me to stop getting drunk; still enjoy an ice cold beer or two to cool down but stop before things get out of hand.

To each his/her own.
 
In my younger days, I suppose I was a funnel guy. That was about fifteen years and many spring breaks ago.
 

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