Sign them NOW!!!

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These players just got released...according to Madden football rules and board mentality I think we must sign them NOW!!!!

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This guy is great...when things get their darkest he can light the way.

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I think we can get this guy cheap. Word is he is not very brave or nasty but I think since he was a dallas cowboys fan growing up we can get him cheap, plus Wade will be able to get the best out of him. The beauty of it is we can give him scooby snacks for a signing bonus. Only trouble is we have to also sign the guy next to him in some capacity as his translator.

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Some say this guy is arrogant or a cancer but he really is a guy that will motivate his team mates and plus you can not ask for a bigger american for america's team.


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Heavens to murgatroid he just has a way with words...exit stage left even.


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Just look at him...imagine him playing on the O or D line.


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The Silent Killer...don't let his calm demeanor fool you, he always gets his man.


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You want a fast WR, RB for trick plays and a Kick/punt returner...this guy is fast enough to do them all.


Now it is time for others to add to the list.

Yes I know this is silly and goofy, just something to look at when people start wigging out because we are not signing anyone yet OR for those that see someone cut from another team and no matter who it is they are saying...We need to sign this player.
 
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They are all tooooooo old......bust written all over them. ;)
 
BP, I think you have way too much time on your hands.

You should be doing something productive like tracking Jerry's plane!
 
Cbz40;1398515 said:
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They are all tooooooo old......bust written all over them. ;)

Old only counts for Patton/George C Scott...the cartoons and the puppet never get old....I know because I see them on tv all the time and they never look a day older than they were when I was a kid. :D
 
Cajuncowboy;1398522 said:
BP, I think you have way too much time on your hands.

You should be doing something productive like tracking Jerry's plane!

Yes too much time on my hands.

As far as tracking Jerry's plane...I will let others do that...I might be bad but I am not that bad. :laugh2:
 
BrAinPaiNt;1398525 said:
Old only counts for Patton/George C Scott...the cartoons and the puppet never get old....I know because I see them on tv all the time and they never look a day older than they were when I was a kid. :D

They still look the same to me as well.....that should tell you how old they are. :D
 
BrAinPaiNt;1398528 said:
Yes too much time on my hands.

As far as tracking Jerry's plane...I will let others do that...I might be bad but I am not that bad. :laugh2:

Lol...Did you forget the Road Runner, or is he franchised ?
 
Cbz40;1398535 said:
They still look the same to me as well.....that should tell you how old they are. :D

That is just another reason I think Jerry signs them...because they have great plastic surgeons. :laugh2:
 
Here's our new kick returner/FS:

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He's a bit on the thin side, but he can run with the best of them. He'll free up Roy to play closer to the line of scrimmage too. I hear he's willing to play pretty cheaply too.
 
Jarv;1398539 said:
Lol...Did you forget the Road Runner, or is he franchised ?

How is road runner going to hold the ball?

Come on guys with these unrealistic type of names. :rolleyes:

:laugh2: :laugh2:
 
BrAinPaiNt;1398504 said:
Sign them NOW!!!

Nice. :p:

In remembrance of those cerebral Madden gurus I present you with their Lombardi Trophy.

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Crown Royal;1398618 said:
Ban this troll.

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Woohoo...
It's FA time
It's my birthday
Going to overpay a FA
Woohoo
 
BrAinPaiNt;1398637 said:
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Woohoo...
It's FA time
It's my birthday
Going to overpay a FA
Woohoo

Don't you mean 'My birthday it is, overpay a free agent I will'?
 

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