SI's King Top 500 players

theogt

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I love these lists. This one in particular is full of great laughs.
 

superpunk

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I'm more than a little puzzled about numbers 19 and 20. Kerry Rhodes at 29? srsly?

And I'm convinced that if Adrian Wilson asked him to, Peter King would totally get after his Lou Holtz. He's infatuated.
 

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TMQ's Dallas appraisal at ESPN. The sheep won't be amused.


Dallas Cowboys

At Texas Stadium, they'll be watching the scoreboard and rooting for the Browns to lose. Dallas holds Cleveland's first-round choice in the 2008 draft. "Play Quinn! Play Quinn!" the Cowboys' faithful will chant, considering that starting rookie QB Brady Quinn might brighten Cleveland's long-term prospects but also lead to another cellar-dweller season for the Browns in 2007.

Why do the Cowboys hold Cleveland's 2008 first choice? Because they traded to the Browns the chance to draft Quinn. Tony Romo had a few good games in 2006, then Jones concluded his quarterbacking was set and passed on the Notre Dame star in the draft. It wasn't long ago Quincy Carter had a few good games for the Cowboys, then Jones concluded his quarterbacking was set, then Carter was history. Since Troy Aikman taped his ankles for the final time, the core problem for Dallas has been the lack of a young franchise-quality quarterback. Dallas has not won a playoff game in 11 years, and this period coincides with Jones trying to slide by with quarterbacking on the cheap.

Jones passed on J.P. Losman in the 2004 draft, passed on Jason Campbell in the 2005 draft, now has passed on Quinn in the 2007 draft. Romo's 2006 performance gave new meaning to "flash in the pan." Taking over from Drew Bledsoe at midseason, Romo won five of his first six starts, and based on just six outings, was named to the Pro Bowl -- whose balloting ridiculously closes with the season still in progress. Romo proceeded to lose four of his final five starts, including Dallas' playoff game, in the process often looking terrible behind center. Was his early success beginner's luck? Yet Jones decided his quarterbacking was set, and traded to Cleveland the pick that could have brought Quinn to the Cowboys.

During free agency Jones gave a huge stack of bills -- about $19 million guaranteed -- to Leonard Davis, who might be a giant but has always played like a man of average size. Don't marry them thinking you are going to change them! The likelihood is Davis won't suddenly become the dominant performer he has never been until this point. There's a greater chance that, having signed his monster contract, Davis will celebrate by taking 2007 off. During free agency, offensive linemen Kris Dielman, Derrick Dockery and Eric Steinbach also signed deals with huge guarantees, and none has made the Pro Bowl -- but unlike Davis, all played really well in the past two seasons. Dielman, Dockery or Steinbach might have gone to the Pro Bowl, were Honolulu invitations for offensive linemen not based solely on rep. All three performed better in 2006 than guard Larry Allen, who went to the Pro Bowl solely on rep. That guards, tackles and centers make the Pro Bowl based on rep, not performance, shows that not even other NFL players really pay attention to who the good offensive linemen are. Anyway, four megadeals went to offensive linemen during this free-agency period, and Dallas might be left holding the least cost-effective of the group.
 

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bbgun;1611247 said:
TMQ's Dallas appraisal at ESPN. The sheep won't be amused.
Nonsense.

Idiotic half-assed football analysis always amuses me.
 

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Surprising that this list wasn't published by ESPN....

I can understand a lot of their top players, but come on...TO at 103?

i know he is annoying with his personality and antics, but as a player he is top 20 at least.

And T Glenn barely made the top 300 (278)?

I would like to see his reasoning behind a lot of this list, I mean i consider myself a pretty heavy duty football fan, but there are guys on this list ahead of guys like Glenn and Henry that i have never heard of.

Oh well, at least as Cowboy fans we know how good our players are and are not swayed in opinion by stupid lists like this.
 

CATCH17

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I wont read anything that says Marc Bulger is one of the best 20 players in the NFL.

That just lost all cred.
 

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Poopie list. Every team basically has room to put two players on that list before a Dallas Cowboy player shows up. Some rankings before I got bored:

Romo is the 18th best QB.
Barber is the 26th best RB.
Julius Jones is the 36th best RB.
Witten is the 4th best TE (Trash. Only 3 TEs have over 200 catches the past 3 years - Gonzalez, Gates, Witten).
Owens is the 14th best WR.
Glenn is the 31st best WR.
Adams is the 25th best T.

The offense finishing in the top 5 last year must have been A HUMUNGOUS FLUKE.
 

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hairic;1611283 said:
Poopie list. Every team basically has room to put two players on that list before a Dallas Cowboy player shows up. Some rankings before I got bored:

Romo is the 18th best QB.
Barber is the 26th best RB.
Julius Jones is the 36th best RB.
Witten is the 4th best TE (Trash. Only 3 TEs have over 200 catches the past 3 years - Gonzalez, Gates, Witten).
Owens is the 14th best WR.
Glenn is the 31st best WR.
Adams is the 25th best T.

The offense finishing in the top 5 last year must have been A HUMUNGOUS FLUKE.


You should ban yourself.
 

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Passed on Campbell?

LOL. This guy is an obvious Cowboys hater.

The concensus of almost all draft pundits is that Campbell was taken too early. I guess we should blast Jerry for passing on Tom Brady from rounds one to five too.

What a stupid article. No wonder squirt gun posted it.
 

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How many players on this list would you trade, straight-up, for Demarcus Ware? Maybe 15-20?
 

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Top 500?!?! Why not mke the Top 1700 so everyone gets their name in the paper. :rolleyes:

BTW, Campbell sucks and hasn't shown me anything. People pn this board would be kicking themselves if he were the Cowboys QB, and Losman throws a nice deep ball, but other than that still hasn't developed. Romo has better accuracy, pocket presence, and escapability than both those guys. The only thing he doesn't have is a 1st round pedigree, which some guys just can't get over.
 

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WOW, That's some hard hitting sports journalism.

Now if Pete made a list of the top 100 tasty foods, i'd buy it.:)
 

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77Cowboy;1611217 said:
Yeah I had to reread and I saw it. I was too pissed at Ware being so low I was temporarily blinded.

did you see what he said about ware that "with Wade he might be the next Merrian." give me a break. Roy should be in the top 50
 

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If Peter likes you personally it must be worth something....This list is a waste of time
 

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He has got like 5 CBs ahead of Newman. That is BS right there. (but at least Deangelo Hall is not one of them). There are not 13 WRs better then TO. ANd there are CERTAINLY NOT 17 better QBs then Romo.
 
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