Skins 38 Cowboys 3. Lot's of unhappy fans here Tuesday morning.

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The Skins offense is going to come out of hibernation. Brunnel is going to throw for 300+ yards and 2 TDs. Portis will run wild for 165 yards and two more TDs. An INT will be returned by Carlos Rogers for another TD (the first in a large number of INTs he'll return for TDs against Dallas in his great future with the Commanders). Our new kicker Novak needs to show his stuff too. He'll kick a 59 yarder near the end of the first half. By then the game'll be over.

In his post-game interview, Parcells will heap abuse on one and all (excepting himself of course). In Febraury when Joe Gibbs and Dan Snyder hold that Super Bowl trophy high up together, some reporter will ask when Gibbs began to believe that they could win it all, and he'll say, "in the early hours of that Tuesday September 20, just after we had crruussshhhedd Dallas in front of their "ugly" fans. (His words, don't get upset with me for it.)

Dallas will never recover from this disaster. Will go 3-13. Parcells will retire to bet on the horses (Saratoga NY, isn't that where he likes to lose his money?). Cowboys fans for years to come will tell each other that thay have still not recovered from that Monday night drubbing.
 

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:welcome: to the forum. Took you a long time to post.

Expect backlash. Buckle up.
 

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tooklog enough for your first post, and you made it a horrible one, i really hope you didnt come here to troll, cause you will face backlash, have a good day.
 

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NedK said:
The Skins offense is going to come out of hibernation . Brunnel is going to throw for 300+ yards and 2 TDs. Portis will run wild for 165 yards and two more TDs. An INT will be returned by Carlos Rogers for another TD (the first in a large number of INTs he'll return for TDs against Dallas in his great future with the Commanders). Our new kicker Novak needs to show his stuff too. He'll kick a 59 yarder near the end of the first half. By then the game'll be over.

In his post-game interview, Parcells will heap abuse on one and all (excepting himself of course). In Febraury when Joe Gibbs and Dan Snyder hold that Super Bowl trophy high up together, some reporter will ask when Gibbs began to believe that they could win it all, and he'll say, "in the early hours of that Tuesday September 20, just after we had crruussshhhedd Dallas in front of their "ugly" fans. (His words, don't get upset with me for it.)

Dallas will never recover from this disaster. Will go 3-13. Parcells will retire to bet on the horses (Saratoga NY, isn't that where he likes to lose his money?). Cowboys fans for years to come will tell each other that thay have still not recovered from that Monday night drubbing.

I quite reading at this. :lmao2:
 

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I enjoyed that, thank you. please come back monday night (Tuesday morning) after the game.
 

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Letemburn said:
I enjoyed that, thank you. please come back monday night (Tuesday morning) after the game.
Come on, that takes character and guts.

:wink2:
 

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I expect the Commanders to play. Thats about it. I dont explext them to play well mind you. Just play.

Show up - get off the bus- take up space in the hotel - eat lots of buffet - report to Texas Stadium - get butt kickin - board plane home - rinse repeat for week 3.

:lmao2:

38 pts he said they score.

38 pts???


OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
 
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NedK said:
The Skins offense is going to come out of hibernation. Brunnel is going to throw for 300+ yards and 2 TDs. Portis will run wild for 165 yards and two more TDs. An INT will be returned by Carlos Rogers for another TD (the first in a large number of INTs he'll return for TDs against Dallas in his great future with the Commanders). Our new kicker Novak needs to show his stuff too. He'll kick a 59 yarder near the end of the first half. By then the game'll be over.

In his post-game interview, Parcells will heap abuse on one and all (excepting himself of course). In Febraury when Joe Gibbs and Dan Snyder hold that Super Bowl trophy high up together, some reporter will ask when Gibbs began to believe that they could win it all, and he'll say, "in the early hours of that Tuesday September 20, just after we had crruussshhhedd Dallas in front of their "ugly" fans. (His words, don't get upset with me for it.)

Dallas will never recover from this disaster. Will go 3-13. Parcells will retire to bet on the horses (Saratoga NY, isn't that where he likes to lose his money?). Cowboys fans for years to come will tell each other that thay have still not recovered from that Monday night drubbing.

Put down the pipe.
 

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You mixed up your kicker's 59 yard field goal with Bru's passing yards.

Nothing like a good smack talk thread. Hope people don't take it too literally in here.
 

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After wasting 30 seconds of my time reading this post which was probably copied from a board just before the last 15 times we've played them, I realized this about its poster:
I'm sure the bully in 8th grade will continue to take your lunch money
 

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NedK said:
The Skins offense is going to come out of hibernation. Brunnel is going to throw for 300+ yards and 2 TDs. Portis will run wild for 165 yards and two more TDs. An INT will be returned by Carlos Rogers for another TD (the first in a large number of INTs he'll return for TDs against Dallas in his great future with the Commanders). Our new kicker Novak needs to show his stuff too. He'll kick a 59 yarder near the end of the first half. By then the game'll be over.

In his post-game interview, Parcells will heap abuse on one and all (excepting himself of course). In Febraury when Joe Gibbs and Dan Snyder hold that Super Bowl trophy high up together, some reporter will ask when Gibbs began to believe that they could win it all, and he'll say, "in the early hours of that Tuesday September 20, just after we had crruussshhhedd Dallas in front of their "ugly" fans. (His words, don't get upset with me for it.)

Dallas will never recover from this disaster. Will go 3-13. Parcells will retire to bet on the horses (Saratoga NY, isn't that where he likes to lose his money?). Cowboys fans for years to come will tell each other that thay have still not recovered from that Monday night drubbing.

I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked.
 

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Yes folks, and next week, Snyder is going to win the Worlds Strongest Man compitition.

Midget division of course:)
 

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noshame said:
Yes folks, and next week, Snyder is going to win the Worlds Strongest Man compitition.

Midget division of course:)
Can Snyder even see over the trophy? :lmao:
 
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