Skins 38 Cowboys 3. Lot's of unhappy fans here Tuesday morning.

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NedK said:
In his post-game interview, Parcells will heap abuse on one and all (excepting himself of course). In Febraury when Joe Gibbs and Dan Snyder hold that Super Bowl trophy high up together, some reporter will ask when Gibbs began to believe that they could win it all, and he'll say, "in the early hours of that Tuesday September 20, just after we had crruussshhhedd Dallas in front of their "ugly" fans. (His words, don't get upset with me for it.)

Wow! What year will that be? I mean really... when is the next time Dallas will play Washington on Monday night in Washington on September 19? Because this year the game is in Dallas. If the game goes past midnight, the game went over 4 hours. Not going to happen. ;)
 

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The Skins may not total 38 pts for the entire season. They'd need to average 2.1 pts per game the rest of the way to break 38 - I'd take the under.
 

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we all need a good laugh, I mean, it'll be 30 more hours before we get to laugh at little danny and his 'skins. after tomorrow, Joe might decide he liked auto racing alot more than football and retire (again). :lmao2:
 

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NicholasD said:
When was the last time Washington actually scored 38?

I don't know, the NFL schedule page only shows the scores back to the 2002 season...

Edit: 2001, they beat the Saints 40 - 10 in week 15.
 

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NedK said:
The Skins offense is going to come out of hibernation. Brunnel is going to throw for 300+ yards and 2 TDs. Portis will run wild for 165 yards and two more TDs. An INT will be returned by Carlos Rogers for another TD (the first in a large number of INTs he'll return for TDs against Dallas in his great future with the Commanders). Our new kicker Novak needs to show his stuff too. He'll kick a 59 yarder near the end of the first half. By then the game'll be over.

In his post-game interview, Parcells will heap abuse on one and all (excepting himself of course). In Febraury when Joe Gibbs and Dan Snyder hold that Super Bowl trophy high up together, some reporter will ask when Gibbs began to believe that they could win it all, and he'll say, "in the early hours of that Tuesday September 20, just after we had crruussshhhedd Dallas in front of their "ugly" fans. (His words, don't get upset with me for it.)

Dallas will never recover from this disaster. Will go 3-13. Parcells will retire to bet on the horses (Saratoga NY, isn't that where he likes to lose his money?). Cowboys fans for years to come will tell each other that thay have still not recovered from that Monday night drubbing.


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NedK said:
The Skins offense is going to come out of hibernation. Brunnel is going to throw for 300+ yards and 2 TDs. Portis will run wild for 165 yards and two more TDs. An INT will be returned by Carlos Rogers for another TD (the first in a large number of INTs he'll return for TDs against Dallas in his great future with the Commanders). Our new kicker Novak needs to show his stuff too. He'll kick a 59 yarder near the end of the first half. By then the game'll be over.
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***E, you'll be lucky to score 38 in both games this year combined.
 

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There is one key thing that seperates the teams and that is belief in the system. If we jump on the Skins early I think they will lose heart. I like their WR vs our DB's I say we bring the house and blitz them just like they are going to blitz us. On the offensive side of the ball I still say we go 4 WR set and get JuJo involved in screens. They will bring 8 men into the box and blitz us we will have to throw the ball and burn them deep. I look for Price to be active so hopefully we get a good look at what he is capable of.
 

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:laugh2: at the perrenial off season champs!

Wishingtooooon? :lmao2:
 

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NedK said:
The Skins offense is going to come out of hibernation. Brunnel is going to throw for 300+ yards and 2 TDs. Portis will run wild for 165 yards and two more TDs. An INT will be returned by Carlos Rogers for another TD (the first in a large number of INTs he'll return for TDs against Dallas in his great future with the Commanders). Our new kicker Novak needs to show his stuff too. He'll kick a 59 yarder near the end of the first half. By then the game'll be over.

In his post-game interview, Parcells will heap abuse on one and all (excepting himself of course). In Febraury when Joe Gibbs and Dan Snyder hold that Super Bowl trophy high up together, some reporter will ask when Gibbs began to believe that they could win it all, and he'll say, "in the early hours of that Tuesday September 20, just after we had crruussshhhedd Dallas in front of their "ugly" fans. (His words, don't get upset with me for it.)

Dallas will never recover from this disaster. Will go 3-13. Parcells will retire to bet on the horses (Saratoga NY, isn't that where he likes to lose his money?). Cowboys fans for years to come will tell each other that thay have still not recovered from that Monday night drubbing.


Are you done Geekin on that crack yet...:laugh2::laugh1::D
 

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If Portis gets that many yards on us, Brunell won't be throwing that much, so he will not get that many yards. If Brunell throws for that yards, then that means they are behind (if his weak arm holds up), which means Portis won't be running that much to get those yards.

Keep smiling dude, when you grow up maybe little Danny boy will have sold the team. Then your deadskins will go from very bad to just bad.

Thanks for the laugh just the same, I needed that.
 

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NedK said:
The Skins offense is going to come out of hibernation. Brunnel is going to throw for 300+ yards and 2 TDs. Portis will run wild for 165 yards and two more TDs. An INT will be returned by Carlos Rogers for another TD (the first in a large number of INTs he'll return for TDs against Dallas in his great future with the Commanders). Our new kicker Novak needs to show his stuff too. He'll kick a 59 yarder near the end of the first half. By then the game'll be over.QUOTE]



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NedK said:
The Skins offense is going to come out of hibernation. Brunnel is going to throw for 300+ yards and 2 TDs. Portis will run wild for 165 yards and two more TDs. An INT will be returned by Carlos Rogers for another TD (the first in a large number of INTs he'll return for TDs against Dallas in his great future with the Commanders). Our new kicker Novak needs to show his stuff too. He'll kick a 59 yarder near the end of the first half. By then the game'll be over.

In his post-game interview, Parcells will heap abuse on one and all (excepting himself of course). In Febraury when Joe Gibbs and Dan Snyder hold that Super Bowl trophy high up together, some reporter will ask when Gibbs began to believe that they could win it all, and he'll say, "in the early hours of that Tuesday September 20, just after we had crruussshhhedd Dallas in front of their "ugly" fans. (His words, don't get upset with me for it.)

Dallas will never recover from this disaster. Will go 3-13. Parcells will retire to bet on the horses (Saratoga NY, isn't that where he likes to lose his money?). Cowboys fans for years to come will tell each other that thay have still not recovered from that Monday night drubbing.

They could use this for one of those, "This is you Brain,, This is your Brain on Drugs" commercials.
 
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