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Slump Busters?

Discussion in 'Fan Zone' started by coult44, Jun 12, 2018.

  1. coult44

    coult44 Well-Known Member

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    As Cowboys fans continue to endure the greatest slump in Team history. One of the most significant slumps in NFL history. There is no doubt in my mind that we must all come together and individually do what we can do, to get the team out of this 23 year slump!

    So, let's hear what you can contribute. Remember, this is solely for the sake of the team. If you're unwilling to personally get involved, come up with slump buster for one of the players or staff members.

    Also, we all know the rules here at CZ. This could be fun, but as some of our leaders would say, "Stay within the guidelines" I don't think the staff would allow the Troy Aikman or Mark Grace legend Slump Buster stories.

    The first slump buster I'm thinking about is doing a jersey bonfire ceremony. If the player is gone, after a quick word of memories, the jersey is going in.
     
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  2. Tangle_Foot

    Tangle_Foot Well-Known Member

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    Burning Cowboys jerseys? That's blasphemous:thumbdown:
     
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  3. Fletch

    Fletch To The Moon

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    Unless it’s TO’s or Deion’s.
     
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  4. northerncowboynation

    northerncowboynation Well-Known Member

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    Start winning at home would be a start. I'll start by burning two jersys, TO's and butt fumble Sanchez
     
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  5. Tangle_Foot

    Tangle_Foot Well-Known Member

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    Can't give you a half of a like so take the whole thing:)Deion was not a bad teammate but he is a nauseating analyst:facepalm:
     
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  6. Tangle_Foot

    Tangle_Foot Well-Known Member

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    You own a Mark Sanchez jersey:lmao:
     
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  7. coult44

    coult44 Well-Known Member

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    I'm gonna start with Roy
    Williams,, Austin, and probably Switzer.
     
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  8. INCowboysFan

    INCowboysFan Well-Known Member

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    Seriously, who wasted money on a Switzer jersey?
     
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  9. AbeBeta

    AbeBeta Well-Known Member

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    You boys need to go out and do it like they bust slumps in baseball.

    It is the only way.
     
  10. Aviano90

    Aviano90 Go Seahawks!!!

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    Need some JoBu Voodoo
     
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  11. conner01

    conner01 Well-Known Member

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    And expensive
    Rather burn an eagles fans jersey
     
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  12. OmerV

    OmerV Well-Known Member

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    Well, I could bake brownies, or maybe make a nice chicken casserole. Would that help?
     
  13. glimmerman

    glimmerman Well-Known Member

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    I will start making boiled peanuts on game day. That will get us winning again.
     
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  14. Wolf2k5

    Wolf2k5 Well-Known Member

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    This is what I was thinking...
     
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  15. rkell87

    rkell87 Benched

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    10 x 3 @ 85% max hex deadlifts positive reps only, superset with plyometrics. Three times a week for as long as you're under contract. Incorporate resistance bands into most position drills. This is the most practical thing we can implement.

    Less practical

    Find a way to make all film sessions interactive. I'd like to see players up and putting a physical action to the mental reps they are taking while going over film. I'm thinking 120'x120' room with yard lines and a big screen at one end, watch a play then line up and mentally and physically go over the proper way to execute against what you just watched.

    Invest in cutting edge technology. We are close an era where cameras+ AI are going be able to diagnose a defense as they are jogging into position, and practice dummies are going to be able to mimic game speed. We don't want to be behind the curve when that happens.

    3 minutes in a cryogenic chamber daily.

    Stem cell treatment weekly.

    Mandatory for next contract with club, off season fitness plan. I believe that football clubs should have partnerships with other athletic disciplines that will work on movements that will translate on the football field. Example: Olinemen working with high level wrestlers/mma grapplers, running backs working with boxers, tight ends playing small/power forward in basketball, safeties and cornerbacks playing ultimate frisbee. Anything that keeps them active, in shape, competing and getting better at something.

    Lots more but that's a start.
     
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  16. xwalker

    xwalker Well-Known Member

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    That's what we called chicks that were about 10 overweight...
     
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