This particular writer has always been a joke to me. He calls himself "Goose" and I'm supposed to take his columns seriously?
If he thinks by calling himself Goose, I'm
somehow going to be more attracted to reading his columns.....pleeeze!
Once I read his name on top, I basically come away with this in about half a second...before moving on.
By Goose Gosselin
BOLD TITLE WRITTEN BY GUY NAMED GOOSE
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap,...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................crap, crap, crap, crap, crap,...............crap.
Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap,..............................................................................................................................crap, crap, crap.
Crap,............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................crap, crap, crap, crap.
........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................crap, crap.
Crap.........................................................................................................................................................more crap from person named Goose...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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You get the idea.