Give them a break, Crazed. There are many keys on a keyboard that most people never use and an "any" key sounds just as legitimate as a Windows key. There is a subculture that rarely spend time at a computer. I've met many people are very intelligent in one area and complete morons in others.
I've dealt with so many irate customers. They think I'm responsible for everything that has gone wrong in their life since they set foot on my company's property. I don't build or sell cars. One man cussed me over the name of the company as if I had named it. It did teach me how to deal with others that were confused, so it wasn't a total loss. I'd still like to beat the crap out of him though. I apologize for sending him your way,
@YosemiteSam.
@Reverend Conehead, the guy you're describing sounds unstable.