Some missing posters

kskboys said:
Did you cuddle w/ yourself after self discovery?
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No
I did dance naked around a bonfire, whilst wearing a Bowler hat liberally sprinkled with golden glitter.
I then straddle jumped the fire 6 times (The ancient Cockney rite of the Toasted Chestnuts), before placing the Bowler hat upon the fire.
It was an empowering experience.
 
Londonboy said:
No
I did dance naked around a bonfire, whilst wearing a Bowler hat liberally sprinkled with golden glitter.
I then straddle jumped the fire 6 times (The ancient Cockney rite of the Toasted Chestnuts), before placing the Bowler hat upon the fire.
It was an empowering experience.
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I tried telling all of them that's what you were probably doing but they wouldn't listen to me.
 
Londonboy said:
No
I did dance naked around a bonfire, whilst wearing a Bowler hat liberally sprinkled with golden glitter.
I then straddle jumped the fire 6 times (The ancient Cockney rite of the Toasted Chestnuts), before placing the Bowler hat upon the fire.
It was an empowering experience.
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So that's what Stonehenge is for!!
 
Runwildboys said:
So that's what Stonehenge is for!!
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Stonehenge was built by the Cockney's ancient enemy The Druids.
We tricked Our Mates the Romans into sorting them out for Us by telling them that they'd been laughing at their sandals, while the Romans trooped off to Wales to deal with them permanently, We nicked all their stuff and sent word to the Romans that Our irritating neighbours the Icini had looted their houses, which ignited a war between the Romans and Icini, which lead to the destruction of the Icini.
The upshot was, 2 enemies wiped out, lots of luverly Roman goodies to be sold on the black market, Stonehenge as a nice holiday home for Pearly Kings and Queens to get away from it all and the World's biggest empire thinking that We're their best mates.
 
Londonboy said:
Stonehenge was built by the Cockney's ancient enemy The Druids.
We tricked Our Mates the Romans into sorting them out for Us by telling them that they'd been laughing at their sandals, while the Romans trooped off to Wales to deal with them permanently, We nicked all their stuff and sent word to the Romans that Our irritating neighbours the Icini had looted their houses, which ignited a war between the Romans and Icini, which lead to the destruction of the Icini.
The upshot was, 2 enemies wiped out, lots of luverly Roman goodies to be sold on the black market, Stonehenge as a nice holiday home for Pearly Kings and Queens to get away from it all and the World's biggest empire thinking that We're their best mates.
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And back in Rome, the surviving Icini were turned onto pepperonicini.
 
Londonboy said:
No
I did dance naked around a bonfire, whilst wearing a Bowler hat liberally sprinkled with golden glitter.
I then straddle jumped the fire 6 times (The ancient Cockney rite of the Toasted Chestnuts), before placing the Bowler hat upon the fire.
It was an empowering experience.
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You have got to be kidding. That situation most obviously calls for a frizzy beat up camo cap w/ an American flag on it. Sheeeeeesh, you Brits.
 
Londonboy said:
1st thing I wanted to do was catch up on all the Pappydog posts that I'd missed.
Turns out that it was 1 post copied and pasted 1891 times.
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Lol. I put him on ignore many moons ago. He's nothing but a troll. Along w/many others. What a boring life to be on here 24-7 just typing nonsense. Go on tik tok if you want/need attention lol.
 
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