Some of you people should find shame in the mirrors lookings at!!

[zrinkill]

Oh bop hoo hoo. Rush to the store for some Kleenex.

And some tampons .....

(my apologies to the female posters)

 

[Beast_from_East]

No offense to the poster, but can somebody translate this into English for me?

 

[DallasInDC]

:bravo: :bravo: Another great Leotisbrown thread. I missed reading his ramblings during the Dec-Jan stretch. It would have helped reduce the agony I endured.

 

[Hostile]

No offense to the poster, but can somebody translate this into English for me?

No, but there's a stick left behind. I don't recommend it though.

 

[TtownCowboy]

That was classic. Props to Leotis. This guy should really be a moderator or be named board something. I reread it and got tickled again.

 

[Beast_from_East]

No, but there's a stick left behind. I don't recommend it though.

Never mind, I read the other post in this thread and I think I understand now.

 

[Cowboys&Caps]

I get that it's satire or an "act," but it wasn't that funny. To each their own.

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yea sure you got it

 

[Concord]

Never mind, I read the other post in this thread and I think I understand now.

Well you obviously didn't get it.:

 

[Fernando Fernandez]

First let it be said I bleeds for my teams and has been in state of udder collapsings with all the heavy handed news and leavings and some such as what we've had on us so recently and beyondings even.

My Bill has lefted us in the lurch and poor Tony Romo on suicidings watches after so sad fumblings of the snap and such. Much dispair is my lot and much hurtings and broken dreams and smaller wallets with betting moneys down the drain to boot.

But that not what makes me hit the bottle so hard these last days nursing myself to stewpours and calling my boss tellings him where he can go and who he can go there with and not carings no more if he up and fires me even though the rent and the bills and the foodings needs moneys to get themselves right.

No that not the shame of things for me. The shame of things is coming hear to my belovinged cowboys board and seeing the cut throats and panickedness and misbehavings and assaultings. It done become like when the a frolicky riot and lootings take place and people bust up the store windows and carry off tv sets and bean chairs and boxes of cundiments etc. etc. etc.

This is place is a shambles--- and we are much bester than that. We aint not no dagone Deadskins fan what worships on Snyder and eats their own childrens over an open flame roasted with mombo sauce.

No we is Texican style Cowboys fans and we conkered the west like John Wane-- riding high guns a blazing to bring religion or hot lead to the hethen injuns and such. Thats whats in our bloodings. Thats what make us special like. We should be filled hi with hope.

All I want to say to you my Cowbrothers and Cowsisters is that we gonna be ok.

You see we got us Mister Jerry Jones and he will find a providings for the team--good Lord willing.

Mister Bill may has fallen forever-- hawwck shpitooey I spit on his name now-- but the battlings goes on!!

This is just like when Texas won at the Alamo and some such. THIS IS OUR ALOMO!!

Take us to victoriosness Mister Jerry Jones--- take us to the SuperBowl and beyondings even!!

ARE YOU WITH ME!!!???

But when you sometimes don't if you should decide to post, than better it's alot if you are sober.

 

[jcblanco22]

Leotis, is your screen name a play on the name of early 80s Cardinals RB Theotis Brown?

 

[zrinkill]

But when you sometimes don't if you should decide to post, than better it's alot if you are sober.