Someone please explain Lite Beer to me?

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All beer tastes like ****. But god is it fun to get drunk off of.

Lite, Light, Heavy, rich. Whatever call it what you want. It's like drinking moose piss any way you slice it. I'll still put it in my stomach until I pass out.

I like beer drunk over liquor drunk, but beer tastes awful. Now make a beer that tastes exactly like a soda of some sort, and it'd be the only thing I drank.
 

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Temo;3423657 said:
Yuengling>>>any canadian beer

I refuse to drink Yuengling just for the fact that it's from Philadelphia. As a guy who loves American History, my extreme hate for everything Philadelphia is very hard for me to accept, but I have NEVER had anything good come from Philadelphia except Ben Franklin and he wasn't even originally from there.
 

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Teren_Kanan;3423757 said:
All beer tastes like ****. But god is it fun to get drunk off of.

Lite, Light, Heavy, rich. Whatever call it what you want. It's like drinking moose piss any way you slice it. I'll still put it in my stomach until I pass out.

I like beer drunk over liquor drunk, but beer tastes awful. Now make a beer that tastes exactly like a soda of some sort, and it'd be the only thing I drank.
If the idea is to get drunk, I wouldn't suggest drinking beer.
 

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nyc;3423953 said:
I refuse to drink Yuengling just for the fact that it's from Philadelphia. As a guy who loves American History, my extreme hate for everything Philadelphia is very hard for me to accept, but I have NEVER had anything good come from Philadelphia except Ben Franklin and he wasn't even originally from there.

yeah, except Yuengling is not from Philly. it is from Pottsville in Central PA. About 100 miles away
 

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theogt;3424041 said:
If the idea is to get drunk, I wouldn't suggest drinking beer.

I don't know ... with 9-12% beers widely available, you can have a decent path toward getting drunk on beer.
 

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theogt;3424041 said:
If the idea is to get drunk, I wouldn't suggest drinking beer.

I hope you're not talking about using 18 year Mcallen instead. :eek: :laugh2:

Scotch IMO just isn't a drink to get drunk on. It's definitely a savoring drink.
 

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AbeBeta;3424060 said:
I don't know ... with 9-12% beers widely available, you can have a decent path toward getting drunk on beer.

If you're out for a long night, I would go with something weaker than 9-12 point beer. You're not going to last long chugging that while hanging out for a couple of hours. Especially if you're downing what amounts to a 12-pack after only drinking a six.
 

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nyc;3422825 said:
Modelo Especial

Temo;3423657 said:
Yuengling
Two of my faves right now, along with Red Stripe and Stella! One beer that I tried at Fogo de Chao one time was Sam Smith's Organic and damn, it was good! I cannot find any for sale at any liquor stores in this area, tho :mad: !!
 

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nyc;3424146 said:
I hope you're not talking about using 18 year Mcallen instead. :eek: :laugh2:

Scotch IMO just isn't a drink to get drunk on. It's definitely a savoring drink.
Nah, get some $20 handle of cheap whiskey, take shots and chase with an ice cold soda.

...if the idea is just to get drunk.
 

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theogt;3424041 said:
If the idea is to get drunk, I wouldn't suggest drinking beer.

That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. You think every drunk person in a bar is just drinking liquor?
 

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theogt;3424316 said:
Nah, get some $20 handle of cheap whiskey, take shots and chase with an ice cold soda.

...if the idea is just to get drunk.

I bet a couple of 40s would put you on your ***. And you'd only spend 6 bucks.
 

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I might be the only one on this entire board who doesn't like any type of alcohol/beer.
 

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Bob Sacamano;3424349 said:
I bet a couple of 40s would put you on your ***. And you'd only spend about 6 bucks.

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Bob Sacamano;3424349 said:
I bet a couple of 40s would put you on your ***. And you'd only spend 6 bucks.
80 ounces of beer is just 7 12 ounce cans. I don't have the tolerance of a teenage girl.

Sorry, if you do.
 

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theogt;3424358 said:
80 ounces of beer is just 7 12 ounce cans. I don't have the tolerance of a teenage girl.

Sorry, if you do.

whats that in ml or pints?
 

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JLAZeroSeven;3424351 said:
I might be the only one on this entire board who doesn't like any type of alcohol/beer.

Yep, that would be you. :laugh2:
 

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theogt;3424358 said:
80 ounces of beer is just 7 12 ounce cans. I don't have the tolerance of a teenage girl.

Sorry, if you do.

:lmao:theo, the bad *** finance lawyer.
 
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