That's not this league anymore. There isn't a single team like that in the whole league. Chicago's limping in. San Diego was terrible before Michael Boulware blew his coverage (again) and let them take a win, while Deion Branch dropped 3 or 4 balls for big gains in a SINGLE game to let them stay in it. New Orleans lost to WAshignton at home after a statement victory against Dallas.
You're looking for a team that doesn't exist. You get to the playoffs, and hope for the best.