Springtime for Jerry

[GimmeTheBall!]

The coming Apocalypse.
Jerry says Dak is akin to a No. 1 pick.
Witten is welcomed back.
We lose Gregory and Irving.
We are giddy about Sean Lee willing to play another year.
We have a first-year, first-time Offensive coordinator.
We have a new QB coach.
Garrett is the HC
Heath still lurks somewhere.
We have no 1-round draft pick.
Jerry is promising big mon-ay now to a QB who can't throw down field and who specializes in 5-8 yard passes.

Does anybody feel Dallas and Jerry is doing what Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom and Lorenzo St. Dubois did in "The Producers"? In other words, balcony ruffians, turn Dallas so bad we might get a No. 1 draft pick in 2020?

Stick out yer tushes, Dallas fans!!!!

Add your favorite images from that great movie and musical, chaps!

 

[morat1959]

And for the 24th year in a row, JJ will spew his koolaid about how this team is poised to make a SB run. The sad part is the drinkers will gobble it up.

 

[GMO415]

Two of the same threads?

 

[conner01]

Two of the same threads?

Alcohol?
Heck it looked good in the other one

 

[Ranching]

The coming Apocalypse.
Jerry says Dak is akin to a No. 1 pick.
Witten is welcomed back.
We lose Gregory and Irving.
We are giddy about Sean Lee willing to play another year.
We have a first-year, first-time Offensive coordinator.
We have a new QB coach.
Garrett is the HC
Heath still lurks somewhere.
We have no 1-round draft pick.
Jerry is promising big mon-ay now to a QB who can't throw down field and who specializes in 5-8 yard passes.

Does anybody feel Dallas and Jerry is doing what Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom and Lorenzo St. Dubois did in "The Producers"? In other words, balcony ruffians, turn Dallas so bad we might get a No. 1 draft pick in 2020?

Stick out yer tushes, Dallas fans!!!!

Add your favorite images from that great movie and musical, chaps!

Is ye mum bummed??

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Is ye mum bummed??

She has been ill.

But she has a good doctor, you soft-hearted lout!
How did you know?
I will pm.

 

[Ranching]

She has been ill.
But she has a good doctor, you soft-hearted lout.
How did you know?
I will pm.

Hope she gets well soon. I hated seeing my mom when she was sick.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Two of the same threads?

Are you like a ... a hall monitor in art school?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Hope she gets well soon. I hated seeing my mom when she was sick.

OK, oaf.
As long as you don't say "thoughts and prayers."
Carry on, hiphip!

 

[GMO415]

Are you like a ... a hall monitor in art school?

Where's my whistle? Hahaha

 

[Aerolithe_Lion]

And for the 24th year in a row, JJ will spew his koolaid about how this team is poised to make a SB run. The sad part is the drinkers will gobble it up.

Remember when you won 3 of 4 Super Bowls, 4 straight NFCCG, 6 straight 10+ win seasons... would you have believed me then that Jerry would wreck the team so bad that this would happen:

Jeffery Lurie 1994: .558

Jerry Jones 1989: .546

Mara/Tisch 2005: .513

Danny Boy 1999: .436

And the Maras were at .557 through 2016 until the two recent terrible years.

No one would believe that. It’s unfathomable.

 

[Ranched]

 

[morat1959]

Remember when you won 3 of 4 Super Bowls, 4 straight NFCCG, 6 straight 10+ win seasons... would you have believed me then that Jerry would wreck the team so bad that this would happen:

Jeffery Lurie 1994: .558

Jerry Jones 1989: .546

Mara/Tisch 2005: .513

Danny Boy 1999: .436

And the Maras were at .557 through 2016 until the two recent terrible years.

No one would believe that. It’s unfathomable.

Go back further to the Landry years when losing wasn’t an option. I don’t remember the # but the NFC east titles were untouched! The Landry and Jimmy Johnson years were about one thing....trying to built teams to win Super Bowls and having a FO and coaching staff in place to build those teams.

 

[Aerolithe_Lion]

Go back further to the Landry years when losing wasn’t an option. I don’t remember the # but the NFC east titles were untouched! The Landry and Jimmy Johnson years were about one thing....trying to built teams to win Super Bowls and having a FO and coaching staff in place to build those teams.

Exactly. Goes to show how deep Jerry has buried your franchise. Demarcus Lawrence is about to become the highest paid Cowboy in team history. Demarcus Lawrence.

What is happening.

 

[Xelda]

Future generations will not be able to enjoy Koolaid after what we've been put through.

 

[Vegas_Cowboy]

Future generations will not be able to enjoy Koolaid after what we've been put through.

That all depends on what you mix it with now.