I could tell you her name, doesn't matter," Smith began as he referenced a former girlfriend who staunchly supported the Cowboys. "The truth is, she was my first girl. My first love. And I'll never forget her for as long as I live. Normally you can point to the beauty: the hazel brown eyes, shoulder-length hair, the figure, the laughter, the good times.
Unfortunately though, here's what I remember most -- that damn No. 33 Cowboys jersey she always wore."
"It's undeniable when you remember Jan. 5, 1985, the day after the Dallas Cowboys lost to the Los Angeles Rams in the playoffs -- recalling that you were dumped because Tony Dorsett rushed for only 58 yards in a playoff loss."
We need to reconsider some of the selections then.Not everybody can be a cowboys fan, we are selective. Sorry SAS
I think it's hilarious. At least it's original, not some Americas Team issue or he got snubbed on a player autograph or he hates Texas.
Who in here has an ex girlfriend or wife who got dumped or dumped you because you loved the DC over them? I have 2 ex girlfriends who despise the Star because of my love and time for this team over them. One of them turned into a Commander fan just for that reason. Hilarious.
Now she has to call him and say she did not dump him because the Cowboys lost but because you are such a tool. lol
I would go to his shows from now on with a No. 33 jersey on.
No.....that's not it, Stephen.
It's that George Jefferson you do daily.
He prob made it all up. Now he just sees the reaction and laughs.
Evil man
America's second team?not the worst reason...I hate the Kentucky Wildcats for a similar one lol