Kaiser
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People need to slam the brakes on the talk of Dak Prescott being a starter. The development path and timelines for Dak are obvious. In case you can’t see it, it looks like this:
August 25, 2016 – Dak has third straight dominant preseason game
August 26, 2016 – Hillary and Trump drop out so Dak can be President
Jan 20, 2017 – Dak takes office, imprisons Roger Goodell and Dean Blandino
Feb 1, 2019 – Tony Romo retires
Feb 2, 2019 – Dak resigns from Presidency, names successor of Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones
2019 – 2035 – Sixteen consecutive Super Bowl Wins
Feb 1, 2036 – Dak retires, assumes position as Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court
August 25, 2016 – Dak has third straight dominant preseason game
August 26, 2016 – Hillary and Trump drop out so Dak can be President
Jan 20, 2017 – Dak takes office, imprisons Roger Goodell and Dean Blandino
Feb 1, 2019 – Tony Romo retires
Feb 2, 2019 – Dak resigns from Presidency, names successor of Tyrion Lannister from Game of Thrones
2019 – 2035 – Sixteen consecutive Super Bowl Wins
Feb 1, 2036 – Dak retires, assumes position as Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court