Stranded on a desert island...

[silverbear]

A Machete
Toilet Paper
satellite phone

I need the machete to help get food and to build a shelter.
I need toilet paper for me nose and me bum
And I need those things for a short term help after I used my phone to call for a rescue.

As far as the bonus woman option....Hmm any hot woman in my general age range that is a hard worker, not a complainer (no negative nancies), good sense of humor and has a high libido and knows how to remember what happens on the island stays on the island.:

That last bit makes it sound like it would be a bonus if you and she wore the same size underwear...

 

[Yeagermeister]

She'll get over it...

Yeah but you'd have to help raise the little ankle biter. :laugh1:

 

[silverbear]

Yeah but you'd have to help raise the little ankle biter. :laugh1:

Did you see the ankle biter on my list?? I'm sure Salma can afford a good nanny...

 

[TheEnigma]

A bible, pen and paper, a machette, and Zooey Deschanel.

 

[Yeagermeister]

A volleyball, a mini mag flashlight, and a 60 inch hd plasma tv with directv and the sunday ticket :laugh1:

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

A volleyball, a mini mag flashlight, and a 60 inch hd plasma tv with directv and the sunday ticket :laugh1:

WILLLLLLLLSON!!!

 

[Yeagermeister]

WILLLLLLLLSON!!!

Yeah I'd probably watch Home Improvement also *grunting*

 

[Doomsday]

Hmmm lets see, I would go with some beer, a stack of Hustlers and an industrial sized jar of vaseline. No scratch that I just saw we get a bonus item. Make that Jennifer Aniston, hand cuffs, a muzzle and some aspirin (in case the muzzle wears out).