Mine:
-- The part during football pre-game shows where the analysts get out from behind their desk and stand on a miniature football field in the studio and pretend to walk through plays.
-- Brett Favre and his never-ending quest to be the top story on all NFL shows until the end of time. Hey Brett, go get on your riding lawnmower in Mississippi and shut your yapper.
-- People who don't use turn signals (stolen from Hos). This is a state past-time here.
-- Drunk drivers. No tolerance for them. Another New Mexico tradition.
-- Rosie O'Donnell. She's horrible in every way a person can be horrible.
-- People who are late to everything, and sometimes make the people they're with late. This is rude and causes all sorts of problems that affect a lot of other people.
-- The summer heat, and it's only May.
-- Gas prices, of course, and our dependence on oil. It will eventually bring this country to its knees if something isn't done soon.