Super powers that are useful that you'd reject

[nightrain]

X-ray vision, but you work as a restroom attendant at a convalescent home.

 

[dsturgeon]

you can harness the power of fire, lightning, air, water, and earth, but you have to pay climate control taxes when you use your powers, and you get harassed by greta thunberg

 

[quickccc]

Y'all know this thread's premise is custom made for many Marvel Comics mutants, right?

Copying another person's power--like superhuman strength, flight and invulnerability--but never having the opportunity to physically touch anyone else without possibly putting them in a death-life coma.

Stole that one from Rogue.

It's no secret ... Marvel rules the comic universe,......Marvel rules the movie universe .. Marvel rules the box office dollars .... Marvel yes ...rules the Mutant universe

... but hey i was just about to want Venom's powers ,.. if i could not be an Eternal ...or the Silver Surfer.... or DC's Etrigan the Demon ... ( so i can bust those deep macking Raps and Rhythms )

 

[Reverend Conehead]

The ability to read people's minds. I don't want to know what so many weirdos think.

 

[Runwildboys]

You can shoot plasma blasts from your eyes, like Cyclops...but you can't see from the 3 seconds while it's powering up, until you're done blasting.

 

[Runwildboys]

The ability to read people's minds. I don't want to know what so many weirdos think.

I think you already know.

 

[nobody]

You have superspeed but every time you use it you age a year for every minute you use the power. (with the minimum being a year aged.)

 

[Reverend Conehead]

You have the power to summon any amount of money you want. You just snap your fingers and boom...the money is in your hand.

The drawback is that it only comes in pennies.

I would accept this one. If I want three grand to buy a Paoletti guitar, I'll count all those pennies. If you buy stuff that cost a few thousand dollars, you could do it.

 

[Hoofbite]

You could read minds, but only of the people who don't like you.

I hate everyone. Sign me up!

 

[Hoofbite]

I would accept this one. If I want three grand to buy a Paoletti guitar, I'll count all those pennies. If you buy stuff that cost a few thousand dollars, you could do it.

Spending all day at the CoinStar machine, baby! Even if I have to take their ridiculous service fee. I'm filling that thing up!

 

[Reverend Conehead]

Spending all day at the CoinStar machine, baby! Even if I have to take their ridiculous service fee. I'm filling that thing up!

That's right. I forgot about CoinStar. I would just pay their fees.

 

[Creeper]

The Super Power is humor, but the jokes you tell are so funny people die laughing.

 

[Fredbeard]

Time travel but , you can only travel forward or backward in five second increments

 

[NorthoftheRedRiver]

X-ray vision

Same here. I already see too many gross things.

 

[Runwildboys]

The Super Power is humor, but the jokes you tell are so funny people die laughing.

Oh, it's quite a burden, I'll tell ya!

 

[DasTex]

Time travel - think Butterfly Effect

Too much you can screw up for not only yourself but everyone else

 

[Runwildboys]

Time travel - think Butterfly Effect

Too much you can screw up for not only yourself but everyone else

Like Hiro, in Heroes.