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Beast_from_East

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Dude, 27 beers in one sitting???


Thats impressive, but you really need to cut back dude. Your liver is going to be shot at this rate.
 

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Beast_from_East;3232692 said:
Dude, 27 beers in one sitting???


Thats impressive, but you really need to cut back dude. Your liver is going to be shot at this rate.

Ignore this. It's only two more games after the Vikings.
 

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Beast_from_East;3232692 said:
Dude, 27 beers in one sitting???


Thats impressive, but you really need to cut back dude. Your liver is going to be shot at this rate.
Oh, come on... He's taking one for the team! Who needs a liver? :lmao2:
 

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panchucko;3232342 said:
make sure you get more before game time. I know here can't buy booze before noon on Sundays

Im loaded up and ready to go.

Half pint of jack daniels and a 12 pack of mikes mango punch. Those things are tangy but freaking good and the tangy flavor works well as a chaser from the shots of whiskey.

It's hard to stay out of it everytime I open the fridge. Noon can't get here soon enough. I'm ready for some football!!
 

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A bit of a medical warning here:

1. Drinking tomato juice won't help prevent a hangover. Drinking lots of water might as you will get dehydrated by driking this much.

2. If you drink lots, don't use Tylenol for the headaches. It could potentially cause liver failure in your state.

3. Beware that amongst heavy drinkers, the amount needed to drink to get "drunk" or have a buzz increases over time. However, the toxic dose doesn't change much meaning you can kill yourself by drinking too much without much warning in the way of symptoms.

4. Excessive drinking has been known to cause your hip bone to die on both sides. This would likely mean hip replacements.

5. Chronic overdrinking can inflame your pancreas badly. Over time, you may develop horrible pain that won't go away and need insulin shots for diabetes.

6. You can get chronic nerve damage to your feet, ankles and hands.

7. You can get acute nerve damage if you pass out in a funny position. I saw one kid that needed above knee amputations in both thighs.

8. If you go and workout you will be at risk of causing muscle death (myonecrosis leading to rhabdomylosis) and kidney failure.

Anyhow, people seemed to be taking this ridiculous amount of drinking way too lightly.

Take it easy, fellow. Your drinking has nothing to do with the Cowboys. Don't destroy your body and life.
 

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Eskimo;3232771 said:
A bit of a medical warning here:

1. Drinking tomato juice won't help prevent a hangover. Drinking lots of water might as you will get dehydrated by driking this much.

2. If you drink lots, don't use Tylenol for the headaches. It could potentially cause liver failure in your state.

3. Beware that amongst heavy drinkers, the amount needed to drink to get "drunk" or have a buzz increases over time. However, the toxic dose doesn't change much meaning you can kill yourself by drinking too much without much warning in the way of symptoms.

4. Excessive drinking has been known to cause your hip bone to die on both sides. This would likely mean hip replacements.

5. Chronic overdrinking can inflame your pancreas badly. Over time, you may develop horrible pain that won't go away and need insulin shots for diabetes.

6. You can get chronic nerve damage to your feet, ankles and hands.

7. You can get acute nerve damage if you pass out in a funny position. I saw one kid that needed above knee amputations in both thighs.

8. If you go and workout you will be at risk of causing muscle death (myonecrosis leading to rhabdomylosis) and kidney failure.

Anyhow, people seemed to be taking this ridiculous amount of drinking way too lightly.

Take it easy, fellow. Your drinking has nothing to do with the Cowboys. Don't destroy your body and life.

Bump for all the right reasons.
 

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Faerluna;3233049 said:
Bump for all the right reasons.
Not only that, you could kill a family of five on your way to score another 18 pack at half time. Don't know 'bout you, but I think watching the Cowboys with leotisbrown and 100 other felons in the mess hall for the next 25 years would suck.
 
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Signals;3233279 said:
Not only that, you could kill a family of five on your way to score another 18 pack at half time. Don't know 'bout you, but I think watching the Cowboys with leotisbrown and 100 other felons in the mess hall for the next 25 years would suck.

I don't drink and drive....EVER!!! I have had 2 good friends die because of a drunk driver and would never put myself in a position to do that to someone.
 
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