Typhus
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Just wanted to share a rather insignificant moment, but joyful nonetheless.
Not too bad of a day all in all, considering,,, other than the "no show" performance..if you could even call it that, I still managed a few satisfying moments.
My boy Big K picked me up Sunday and we drove to the park and ride "Bronco Shuttle",,,, so you can tell how my day went just from telling you how it started off.
An hour long ride to the stadium, surrounded by moron Donky lovers, we held our own, admirably, I must say.
The trick is to never let a donky lover get away with the quick jab lame verbal assaults, which BTW always take place behind your back.
I like to stand up and turn around , and reverse the smirk on their mile high mugs, with an actual analog diatribe of actual fact supporting and character defecating banter of my own....lol
OK heres an example of what I'm talking about.....
So Donky fan, belts off one right over my shoulder....."Cant believe these cowboy Fans wearing their colors here in Denver, they should know better."
Ok... see the mentality I'm dealing with here?...... so this is easy
Never reply with the same un-manly style, just simply face to face , eye to eye, reply and embarrass.
my reply....
"ya your right, what was I thinking,,, I mean I came into your house, spent 150 bucks of my my hard earned money, in this economy, and bought my ticket from a Broncos Fan season ticket holder that buys them every year, and sales them off at face value, because he doesn't even want to go to the trouble to go to the game. Spent 8 dollars a beer, and had more than a few, 14 bucks on some stale tortillas chips and cold imitation nacho cheese, and still tipped the poor vendor 2 bucks.
So you are absolutely right there brotha,,, as a Dallas fan coming into your house, I should have actually been wearing a Skins, or Eagles Jersey, what the hell was I thinking."
This clown literally stopped in his tracks, not from what I had actually said, mind you, but from the roar of laughter from the mass Donky Fan crowd that was within earshot, it was one of those rare moments..... His very own Donky brethren laughing and pointing out how stupid of a statement he had just made, even though they were all supposed to be in support of a common cause.... lol
Guess you would have had to have been there for the full monty...
But from my perspective, the guy might as well have been butt naked with his shoes untied......LMAO
Not too bad of a day all in all, considering,,, other than the "no show" performance..if you could even call it that, I still managed a few satisfying moments.
My boy Big K picked me up Sunday and we drove to the park and ride "Bronco Shuttle",,,, so you can tell how my day went just from telling you how it started off.
An hour long ride to the stadium, surrounded by moron Donky lovers, we held our own, admirably, I must say.
The trick is to never let a donky lover get away with the quick jab lame verbal assaults, which BTW always take place behind your back.
I like to stand up and turn around , and reverse the smirk on their mile high mugs, with an actual analog diatribe of actual fact supporting and character defecating banter of my own....lol
OK heres an example of what I'm talking about.....
So Donky fan, belts off one right over my shoulder....."Cant believe these cowboy Fans wearing their colors here in Denver, they should know better."
Ok... see the mentality I'm dealing with here?...... so this is easy
Never reply with the same un-manly style, just simply face to face , eye to eye, reply and embarrass.
my reply....
"ya your right, what was I thinking,,, I mean I came into your house, spent 150 bucks of my my hard earned money, in this economy, and bought my ticket from a Broncos Fan season ticket holder that buys them every year, and sales them off at face value, because he doesn't even want to go to the trouble to go to the game. Spent 8 dollars a beer, and had more than a few, 14 bucks on some stale tortillas chips and cold imitation nacho cheese, and still tipped the poor vendor 2 bucks.
So you are absolutely right there brotha,,, as a Dallas fan coming into your house, I should have actually been wearing a Skins, or Eagles Jersey, what the hell was I thinking."
This clown literally stopped in his tracks, not from what I had actually said, mind you, but from the roar of laughter from the mass Donky Fan crowd that was within earshot, it was one of those rare moments..... His very own Donky brethren laughing and pointing out how stupid of a statement he had just made, even though they were all supposed to be in support of a common cause.... lol
Guess you would have had to have been there for the full monty...
But from my perspective, the guy might as well have been butt naked with his shoes untied......LMAO
