Terrible Kellen Moore jokes

[cowboyec]

Kellen Moore is responsible for the Giant Red Spot on Jupiter....it's a bruise from the force of one of his passes.

 

[tyke1doe]

Kellen Moore's offense is so potent even Chuck Norris can't stop it.

 

[cowboyec]

Kellen Moore built the pyramids.

 

[cowboyec]

•scientists at Area 51 are back engineering Kellen Moore's play-design.

•you can enter into another dimension by using one of Kellen Moore's play-sheets.

•Kellen Moore's play-book if read backwards tells you the location of the lost city of Atlantis.

•Kellen Moore is actually an Alien from the planet Niburu.

 

[cowboyec]

Kellen Moore's play-sheet could safely land a astronaut on Mars.

 

[Cowpolk]

Kellen Moore is so ugly he makes ugly look good

 

[cowboyec]

Kellen Moore's play-book can communicate with aliens.

 

[cowboyec]

Kellen Moore's play design actually was deciphered from the wreakage at Roswell.

 

[cowboyec]

when Kellen Moore diagrams plays...it changes Earth's orbital pattern.

 

[Haimerej]

•scientists at Area 51 are back engineering Kellen Moore's play-design.

•you can enter into another dimension by using one of Kellen Moore's play-sheets.

•Kellen Moore's play-book if read backwards tells you the location of the lost city of Atlantis.

•Kellen Moore is actually an Alien from the planet Niburu.

Kellen Moore has 3 triangles in each initial. Definitely Illuminati.

 

[Floatyworm]

Kellen Moore stole Floaty's playbook...(Actually that's not far from the truth.)

 

[Silver Surfer]

Kellen Moore writes better jokes than CZ members.

 

[cowboyec]

Kellen Moore's red zone offense creates wormholes.

 

[cowboyec]

Kellen Moore writes better jokes than CZ members.

c'mon!!!!

 

[cowboyec]

superman built his fortress of solitude using Kellen Moore's red-zone schematics.

 

[Silver Surfer]

c'mon!!!!

 

[Them]

...Yeah the jokes are pretty bad...just hope Kellen is no joke in the Red Zone...Dallas was pretty awful there last season!...

 

[Floatyworm]

Moore, 4, and a score

Name 3 things missing in a Scott Linehan redzone scoring opportunity in 2018.....

 

[AsthmaField]

When asked if he smoked after sex, Moore replied: “I don’t know, I never looked.”

 

[ElGatoGrande]

Kellen Moore is so good, he screams his own name during sex,,,