Terrible Kellen Moore jokes

[Runwildboys]

Kellen Moore crapped the pyramids.

FIFY

 

[OmerV]

My biggest fear is, Dallas offense still sputters. The whole coaching staff gets canned. Dak is still starter next year and KM runs a high flying offense on a different team.
That would be text book 21st century Dallas cowboys.

Really? When did this happen before? Are you talking about Sean Payton 14 years ago? If so, that's hardly a pattern.

 

[ShiningStar]

there is no bigger KM joke than this play on the field.

 

[cowboyec]

aliens on a planet near orion's belt call Kellen Moore the father of their modern passing game.

 

[Runwildboys]

Really? When did this happen before? Are you talking about Sean Payton 14 years ago? If so, that's hardly a pattern.

I think he just means that's the type of bad decision making we're getting used to.

 

[cowboyec]

Kellen Moores play-book when turned to the side is said to be an exact map of the entire universe.

 

[OmerV]

I think he just means that's the type of bad decision making we're getting used to.

The complaint is usually that we hang onto coaches too long. I guess we can dream up a worst case scenario for everything if we try hard enough. I personally prefer to defer my misery until there is a reason for it rather than try and get a head start before we know how things will play out.

 

[cowboyec]

you can build your own stargate if you turn Kellen Moores play-book up-side down.

 

[Runwildboys]

The complaint is usually that we hang onto coaches too long. I guess we can dream up a worst case scenario for everything if we try hard enough. I personally prefer to defer my misery until there is a reason for it rather than try and get a head start before we know how things will play out.

That's a healthy way to live.

 

[cowboyec]

apparently...Kellen Moore was one of the droids they were looking for.

 

[cowboyec]

stonehenge was built in honor of Kellen Moore's offense in the huddle.

 

[cowboyec]

the new definition for Artificial Intelligence is.....Kellen Moore.

 

[CouchCoach]

The headline of this thread may be the most truthful one we see all year.

 

[SoupcanSam]

With all these Kellen Moore posts about him being the savior and all I figured it be a good time to break out the funnies.

When Kellen Moore does pushups he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

When Kellen Moore does Interviews he has a serious nose whistle.

 

[TexasBoys2288]

Kellen Moore walks into a bar, orders 12 shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can.
The bartender asks, "Dang, why are you drinking so fast?"
Moore says, "You would be drinking fast, too, if you had what I had."
The bartender asks, "What do you have?"
Moore says, "I have a clown for a boss."

 

[Roadtrip635]

The Mona Lisa is smiling because she caught a glimpse of Kellen Moore in the showers.

 

[TexasBoys2288]

Kellen Moore walks into a bar with a clown.
Bartender says, "What can I get for you, Garrett?"

 

[Buttermaker]

Jerry Jones would never force a offensive coordinator on his head coach.

right?----- wait, um, uh, did he? ooooh yeeeaaa.

 

[Whyjerry]

Chuck Norris doesn’t have nightmares. But when he does it’s Saturday night and he is the DC facing a Kellen Moore offensive juggernaut.

 

[Pants]

Kellen Moore can win a game of Connect 4 in 3 moves