The Commanders will Show why the Cowboys are Fonees

[BrAinPaiNt]

With every post he sounds dumber and dumber. Did not think that was possible.

 

[Dallas]

A few have it correct.

Pittman2two is a member here and does this schtick on occasion. He is just here to raz the fans and stir some #$%^.

It's just a joke fellas.

 

[Doomsday101]

A few have it correct.

Pittman2two is a member here and does this schtick on occasion. He is just here to raz the fans and stir some #$%^.

It's just a joke fellas.

It is more like he is a joke.

 

[BrAinPaiNt]

It is more like he is a joke.

Yet he is getting people to have the reactions he was wanting.

 

[Doomsday101]

Yet he is getting people to have the reactions he was wanting.

Sometimes in life you get what you want. :laugh2:

 

[Zaxor]

Hello Cowboys fans,

It's been a great year for you so far, but remember that Sunday back in 2000 and 3 when you swaggered into the Ray Jay at 6-1 with Quinthy at the helm? That's right, we brought you guys down to earth where you belong on the ground.

I've given the Skins a little pep talk over at ExtremeSkins.com (http://extremeskins.com). You can view this by clicking on the following link with your mouse tool.

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=221716

Great post as always Pittman... missed ya..ya been sick or something?

see you caught a bunch with your first cast...some never learn

 

[Chief]

It always amazes me how people will jump on stuff because they think it is real.

Most times that is funnier than the original posts.

Exactly.

The only the problem is his effort this time was pretty weak. Not much creativity.

Stir a little harder.

 

[lspain1]

The Dallas Cowboys will be hosting your team this week in a heated rivalry that dates back before the 90's when I started doing what I do (analyzating football like no one else).

It's time to expose the Cowboys for what they are. Frauds. Completely, udderly, expressingly frauds. They have a quarterback that's so bad that he went through the entire draft without being drafted. Obviously, he's lucky and not good like our quarterbacks are (Garcia and Campbell).

They can't pick a running back to run the ball every down because they both really suck (or stink if you're one of those politically correct people). Barber doesn't even start and Jones is constantly referred to as the younger brother of his brother.

Their TE is sooooo good that they made him block last week in a bitter rivalry game against the Giants. Yeah, let's keep our "pro bowl" TE in to have him block.

He's an idiot as well. What other football player do you know that runs without a helmet. Pea brain for brains.

Terrell Owens (TO) finally has a good game. Well, it's about time. He has a gazillion million reasons why he wants to have a good game. Yay...give him a cookie. I guess it helps when the opposing DB's are drugged by the visiting team.

DeMarcus Wear is such the monster that he only had one sack and a couple tackles vs. a subpar offensive line in G-Man land. Bruce Smith would've had Eli for lunch, dinner, and supper.

Roy "I cover when the guy is laying on the ground and not moving" Williams needs to work on his coverage skills if the Cowboys plan on being a dominant force like the Pewter Pirates. I see Cooley, Moss, and Floyd running by him like he's a maitredi against a wiley bull.

:laugh2:

Excellent "analyzation" Pittman4Two...with an emphasis on the first 4 letters. I hope the extraction process wasn't too painful.

So the Commanders are coming to town with coach Gibbs at the helm. At least I think it's Coach Gibbs, because I couldn't help but notice a distinct resemblance between him and Tutankhamun's recently unveiled mummy. There is other suspicious evidence here because the Commanders game plans look like something out of antiquity these days and Daniel Snyder was clearly named for the ancient Egyptian God of the Sky..."Nut."

We all know that the Commanders offense revolves around Clinton "Crossdresser" Portis who had a good week last week. Of course, this effort was against a sagging Eagles defense whose members talk like Tarzan and play like Jane. Crossdresser probably felt right at home among the girlymen.

Let us not forget Jason Campbell and his favorite target...Chris Cooley. Cooley has been shown on the internet wearing clothing at practice that makes everyone wonder who on the team he is trying to attract. Perhaps thats why all the Commanders fans yell "Coo" whenever he is lucky enough to make a catch. Crossdressing seems to be a common thread on the Commanders and why shouldn't it be? After all, the whole team is just a bunch of "football impersonators."

We'll welcome the Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous Persons team this week in typical Cowboy fashion. Our defense has scheduled a meeting on Sunday in the skins backfield and we'll expect Jason Campbell to be in his typical position....on his backside. It is quite possible the only time Campbell sees the endzone in Dallas is when he is backpedaling to avoid the rush. The Skin WR's will continue their typical behavior and avoid the end zone like the plague.

Cowboys 31
Skins 10

 

[burmafrd]

there is a difference between comedy and stupidity. He needs to learn. If he can.

 

[BruceWayne]

This dude is not the sharpest knife in the drawer

 

[Hostile]

I'm glad you asked. Yes I can.

If it wasn't for Brad, your QB wouldn't know the offense from the defense. Just simple facts and they're undisputed.

It therefore surprises me that you pick against us, when you know what an incredible secret weapon he is. Practically the only thing that has kept you from winning 7 Super Bowls in a row is the difficulty it has been in replacing this legend.

Wouldn't you agree?

 

[Dallas]

Exactly.

The only the problem is his effort this time was pretty weak. Not much creativity.

Stir a little harder.

Where have you been Cheif? Man, I thought I saw a ghost.

Try posting a smidge more? Come on.

 

[TheCount]

The first response to his post there explains everything.

"Whoa. You know it's bad when we are getting pep talks from this guy."

 

[Kobal]

good job. :laugh2:

 

[bbgun]

Funny like a toothache.

 

[WarC]

Whats "expressingly" mean?

I can't tell if this guy is in character or just a character.

Pretty special, either way!

 

[dogunwo]

Hello Cowboys fans,

It's been a great year for you so far, but remember that Sunday back in 2000 and 3 when you swaggered into the Ray Jay at 6-1 with Quinthy at the helm? That's right, we brought you guys down to earth where you belong on the ground.

I've given the Skins a little pep talk over at ExtremeSkins.com (http://extremeskins.com). You can view this by clicking on the following link with your mouse tool.

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=221716

Man, you are so cool....................

 

[RomoIsBack]

That was really sad.

 

[mmohican29]

I dunno if it's Pedro or not, but whatever it is I feel sorry for its Mom...

 

[CrazyCowboy]

long day coming for the deadskins!