The Commanders will Show why the Cowboys are Fonees

[Rack]

Hello Cowboys fans,

It's been a great year for you so far, but remember that Sunday back in 2000 and 3 when you swaggered into the Ray Jay at 6-1 with Quinthy at the helm? That's right, we brought you guys down to earth where you belong on the ground.

I've given the Skins a little pep talk over at ExtremeSkins.com (http://extremeskins.com). You can view this by clicking on the following link with your mouse tool.

http://www.extremeskins.com/forums/showthread.php?t=221716

You're in for a rude awakening, Chico.

 

[Doomsday101]

Yeah, but you guys beat the Eagles and Bills. What kind of creampuff schedule is that?

It's time to be honest with a fellow division leader, pokes.

Stop and think for 1 second, I know that is hard for you being a skins fan. We beat the eagles a team that just got though beating your sorry team. Yeah eagles were an easy game for the Cowboys yet not so easy for the skins. Dallas vs bad teams we have killed them except for Buffalo the skins had to go to overtime with bad teams? give me a break

 

[SPHawk]

Think the following response from one of the Skins fans at ES just about sums up how seriously this guy should be taken:

Whoa. You know it's bad when we are getting pep talks from this guy.

 

[zrinkill]

Yeah, but you guys beat the Eagles and Bills. What kind of creampuff schedule is that?

It's time to be honest with a fellow division leader, pokes.

If you combine the Wins of all the teams the Skins have faced this year .... you get

42 wins

If you combine the Wins of the teams the Cowboys have beaten this year you get

38 wins

You have accounted for 4 of your opponents wins which would give them

38 wins

We have accounted for only one of our opponents wins which would give them

37 Wins

Now follow "Ibleed/GilgaPear" back too ES with your tail between your legs kid.

 

[coogrfan]

About me:
Forgive me, this is all new since it's the first time I've done such a thing as an Internet profile. My name's Frank, but I go by Pittman4Two since I'm one of the biggest Bucs fans I know. I've been a diehard fan since way back in 1997 (9 years) so as you can probably guess, my extensive knowledge on the game of gridiron football is completely extensive. I hope to make many, many friends while also getting some rupoor with some of you. I also follow college football (NCAA) when I take a medium break from analyzating Bucs football gamefilm. I have a soft spot for the FSU Seminoles and Coach Bowdin. I've follow the 'Noles (Seminoles) since the last I can remember. When Barry Sanders suited up in the garnet and gold, I became a fan for life. On the personal side, I spent most of the 1990's studying for the BAR exam in order to become of full-fledged lawyer, however I didn't agree with how the scope of law as a whole in its entirety was heading in that direction, so I decided to go with a steadfast job instead. Here I am in Waste Management...been doing it since 1997 around the same time I've started following the Pewter Pirates. I've now received a promotion to Crew Manager. So, until we meet or meet each other, I hope you enjoyed my Internet My Space page!

Ok, this has to be a joke, right?

 

[Pittman4Two]

Stop and think for 1 second, I know that is hard for you being a skins fan. We beat the eagles a team that just got though beating your sorry team. Yeah eagles were an easy game for the Cowboys yet not so easy for the skins. Dallas vs bad teams we have killed them except for Buffalo the skins had to go to overtime with bad teams? give me a break

Hey, cool guy...I'm a Bucs fan. That's right. A fan of the champs here in Tampa. The division leaders.

Try and keep up. The tide is turning...you may have to use an orr.

 

[Mavs Man]

Ok, this has to be a joke, right?

Yeah, it is.

 

[zrinkill]

Hey, cool guy...I'm a Bucs fan.

A "bucs" fan trying to talk smack?

 

[Pittman4Two]

If you combine the Wins of all the teams the Skins have faced this year .... you get

42 wins

If you combine the Wins of the teams the Cowboys have beaten this year you get

38 wins

You have accounted for 4 of your opponents wins which would give them

38 wins

We have accounted for only one of our opponents wins which would give them

37 Wins

Now follow "Ibleed/GilgaPear" back too ES with your tail between your legs kid.

Good research, but completely useless. If you added all those wins together you would get a win total of over 50 at least and that would mean the season is 50+ weeks. As of right now, the NFL season is 17 weeks. Somewhere your math went south, my friend. Quit while you're behind.

 

[Doomsday101]

Hey, cool guy...I'm a Bucs fan. That's right. A fan of the champs here in Tampa. The division leaders.

Try and keep up. The tide is turning...you may have to use an orr.

Sorry you are a bucs fan. I don't see what you have to brag about your division is a joke one of the worst in the NFL

 

[superpunk]

Good research, but completely useless. If you added all those wins together you would get a win total of over 50 at least and that would mean the season is 50+ weeks. As of right now, the NFL season is 17 weeks. Somewhere your math went south, my friend. Quit while you're behind.

This thread is epic.

Here's Pittman's analyzating from ES.

The Dallas Cowboys will be hosting your team this week in a heated rivalry that dates back before the 90's when I started doing what I do (analyzating football like no one else).

It's time to expose the Cowboys for what they are. Frauds. Completely, udderly, expressingly frauds. They have a quarterback that's so bad that he went through the entire draft without being drafted. Obviously, he's lucky and not good like our quarterbacks are (Garcia and Campbell).

They can't pick a running back to run the ball every down because they both really suck (or stink if you're one of those politically correct people). Barber doesn't even start and Jones is constantly referred to as the younger brother of his brother.

Their TE is sooooo good that they made him block last week in a bitter rivalry game against the Giants. Yeah, let's keep our "pro bowl" TE in to have him block.

He's an idiot as well. What other football player do you know that runs without a helmet. Pea brain for brains.

Terrell Owens (TO) finally has a good game. Well, it's about time. He has a gazillion million reasons why he wants to have a good game. Yay...give him a cookie. I guess it helps when the opposing DB's are drugged by the visiting team.

DeMarcus Wear is such the monster that he only had one sack and a couple tackles vs. a subpar offensive line in G-Man land. Bruce Smith would've had Eli for lunch, dinner, and supper.

Roy "I cover when the guy is laying on the ground and not moving" Williams needs to work on his coverage skills if the Cowboys plan on being a dominant force like the Pewter Pirates. I see Cooley, Moss, and Floyd running by him like he's a maitredi against a wiley bull.

Anthony Henry graduated from University of Southern Florida. That's all you need to know. Who are they? Do they play football or was he a good player in high school and grandfathered in because Parcells' plumber knew Henry's second cousin?

So there's a small insight into how much of a fassod the Cowboys are. I'm thinking the score should be somewhere between 13-10 Skins or 38-13 Skins.

 

[zrinkill]

Good research, but completely useless. If you added all those wins together you would get a win total of over 50 at least and that would mean the season is 50+ weeks. As of right now, the NFL season is 17 weeks. Somewhere your math went south, my friend. Quit while you're behind.

I can see that you are kinda "slow" ..... so I will explain it to you r e a l s l o w.

That is the win records of the teams that we and the Commanders have played this year ..... including teams we have played twice.

there now kid ...... is that better?

 

[SPHawk]

Hey, cool guy...I'm a Bucs fan. That's right. A fan of the champs here in Tampa. The division leaders.

Try and keep up. The tide is turning...you may have to use an orr.

It must be terrible to be a divison leader with a record of 5-4 and knowing the very untalented team of the Falcons are only two games behind.

 

[Royal Laegotti]

Hey, cool guy...I'm a Bucs fan. That's right. A fan of the champs here in Tampa. The division leaders.

Try and keep up. The tide is turning...you may have to use an orr.

How did you like your spanking last Thanksgiving!

 

[Pittman4Two]

I can see that you are kinda "slow" ..... so I will explain it to you r e a l s l o w.

That is the win records of the teams that we and the Commanders have played this year ..... including teams we have played twice.

there now kid ...... is that better?

Well, if you would've explained that in the beginning, we wouldn't be having this discussion, now would we?

Tell you what, why don't you add all of the teams records together and then subtract how many losses they would have the other team scored more points?

Give me a break. You're spelunking here like Geraldo looking for Grant's Tomb. Try and make sense, will ya?

 

[Everlastingxxx]

Hey Pitt, where you been? Your posts are great!

 

[Doomsday101]

It must be terrible to be a divison leader with a record of 5-4 and knowing the very untalented team of the Falcons are only two games behind.

That is the kicker, he comes here to shoot off his mouth yet the Bucs are in a sorry division and they are sitting at 5-4? 1 game up on the Panthers?

 

[coogrfan]

Ok, this has to be a joke, right?

Yeah, it is.

Ohhhhhh-kay.

I fail to see the point of pretending to be an idiot, but who am I to judge? Whatever gets him through the day...

 

[fan62]

garbage man!

 

[Pittman4Two]

That is the kicker, he comes here to shoot off his mouth yet the Bucs are in a sorry division and they are sitting at 5-4? 1 game up on the Panthers?

Ha...no rebuttal huh? Another easy victory for the Pewter Pirates.

Division leaders with 11 players on injured reserve (which means they won't play another down this season). Gruden = Genius.