The Cowboys Irrelevant 5 list

[GimmeTheBall!]

Not a fan of him returning, but not even close. Regardless, he probably is still better than any TE on the roster, which speaks more to our talent acquisition than anything else.

I weep for the future, oaf.

 

[Alexander]

Our 2 QBs nobody mentions, uses or cares about. Give Rush and White a chance to play elsewhere.

So if they are irrelevant, why would they deserve a chance to play elsewhere?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I just joined a Leave it to Beaver Facebook group. How ironic

That could be a great class project, right Mrs. Cleaver?

 

[Rockport]

Good call. I was harsh.
I apologize to those medium talents.

Witten’s a Hall of Famer.

 

[links18]

Cole Beasley.

Oh, wait.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

So if they are irrelevant, why would they deserve a chance to play elsewhere?

Dear, boy, dear wharf person, irrelevant here. Not irrelevant everywhere.

So, Get back yer bearings, EverItt of Norman!
Do not engage with superior force. Heh.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Witten’s a Hall of Famer.

I Apologize to the medium talents of today.

 

[Rockport]

I Apologize to the medium talents of today.

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

I just joined a Leave it to Beaver Facebook group. How ironic

no. Not ironic. Coincidental. Eerie.
Maybe we are brothers. Do you have Polski blood? Azerbaijan-Medusa prefecture?

 

[Jake]

(I bow to your inclusions, deletions)

Yes, Jerry's heart is bigger than his brain.
Here are my picks for camp/fodder/afterthoughts who are high-profile players.
These are guys about whom I have to ask "Why"?

1. Jason Witten. Fat, bald and rested. Hasn't played since 2017. "But he is like a coach!" Then give him a whistle, not a helmet!
2. Rico Gathers. This bizarre experiment has gone on waaaay too long. Enjoy your one of many suspensions to come.
3. Sean Lee. The often-injured Lee has early geezer onset. He is no help, just in the way. But, personally, if Dez hates him, I like him.
4. Taco. This mild, soggy player should test the CFL. He. Is. Not. NFL-caliber.
5. Our 2 QBs nobody mentions, uses or cares about. Give Rush and White a chance to play elsewhere.

Honorable mention: Heath (though I like his work ethic and motor)
Hurns

Your lists, chums?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Bravo!
Those hand gestures say it all, many-hued brutha.

 

[Corso]

Weren't they on the original poster's list? That's where I got it, homie.

Am I the original poster?

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Am I the original poster?

What's the frQz Kenneth! You making it hahdah!

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

(I bow to your inclusions, deletions)

Yes, Jerry's heart is bigger than his brain.
Here are my picks for camp/fodder/afterthoughts who are high-profile players.
These are guys about whom I have to ask "Why"?

1. Jason Witten. Fat, bald and rested. Hasn't played since 2017. "But he is like a coach!" Then give him a whistle, not a helmet!
2. Rico Gathers. This bizarre experiment has gone on waaaay too long. Enjoy your one of many suspensions to come.
3. Sean Lee. The often-injured Lee has early geezer onset. He is no help, just in the way. But, personally, if Dez hates him, I like him.
4. Taco. This mild, soggy player should test the CFL. He. Is. Not. NFL-caliber.
5. Our 2 QBs nobody mentions, uses or cares about. Give Rush and White a chance to play elsewhere.

Honorable mention: Heath (though I like his work ethic and motor)
Hurns

Your lists, chums?

Ruffians and stout fellows, we are getting off track.
List your 5, pls.
And we've come to bury them not praise them.

 

[Jake]

Bravo!
Those hand gestures say it all, many-hued brutha.

Tea and biscuits for you, bloke.

 

[Mannix]

Substitute Noah Brown for White and I agree with you 100%

 

[GimmeTheBall!]

Substitute Noah Brown for White and I agree with you 100%

Yes, but the high-profiled like Lee and not a Brown or Awuozie.

 

[Mannix]

Noah and Rico have pictures or video of all the Jones men.

 

[Melonfeud]

Now I understand why no one ever gave you the ball.

LMAO

* Forrest Gump got nothing on Gimme'

 

[chagus]

Hmmm...

Lenoir
Brown
Chunn
Gathers
Showers