The Cowboys suck

CowboysLakerBamaFan · 2024-11-20T12:54:18-0600

I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

DallasEast · 2024-11-20T13:27:22-0600

The likelihood Jerry Jones reads any of this is below zero but it is always a good time to vent.

Ranching · 2024-11-20T13:28:53-0600

CowboysLakerBamaFan said:
I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

You forgot, Sissy fans!

Coogiguy03 · 2024-11-20T13:29:27-0600

I don't think there's anything else left to say after this!!!

Cowboysheelsreds053 · 2024-11-20T13:41:22-0600

DallasEast said:
The likelihood Jerry Jones reads any of this is below zero but it is always a good time to vent.

Lol

stuckindc · 2024-11-20T13:43:29-0600

It’s an absolute travesty what Jerry has done to this proud Sports franchise.

GoCowboysGo · 2024-11-20T13:44:58-0600

The signs that this season would turn out the way it did were there.

After FA came and went. And after the draft.

I don’t blame players at all, not even Dak, for the way this season turned out. The players and even the coaching staff were undermined way before the season started by two idgits.

Aven8 · 2024-11-20T13:47:54-0600

They do suck! But not as much as JG sucks!!

John813 · 2024-11-20T13:51:57-0600

Rayman70 · 2024-11-20T13:52:22-0600

What sucks is the effort by our highest paid stars. It sets a tone. We have no leaders anywhere.

Rayman70 · 2024-11-20T13:54:43-0600

The iggles and commodes can talk all the smack now. They earned that right. We deserve it. That said, neither team is going to the SB. They better enjoy it while it lasts.

acr731 · 2024-11-20T13:54:48-0600

DallasEast said:
The likelihood Jerry Jones reads any of this is below zero but it is always a good time to vent.

Anyone who has an 'X' (Twitter) account could spread this like wildfire. All it takes is a leak to someone like SAS, someone we all know won't keep it quiet.

If SAS spreads it around there's a very good chance Jerry ends up seeing it.

TheMarathonContinues · 2024-11-20T13:56:09-0600

CowboysLakerBamaFan said:
I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

Yeah I can see Jerry on his IPhone 16 reading a thread of a Lakers fan and caring….i wish we can end this season now.

Rayman70 · 2024-11-20T13:56:52-0600

Hey I get it, young dudes will go out and party, but it sure is a bad look. I'm guessing nobody is willing to talk to them to tell them it's a bad idea.

Nova · 2024-11-20T13:57:36-0600

If you want Jerry to get the message, maybe CZ should pool some money together to put up a billboard in Arlington, Frisco, and Highland Park

Catpappy · 2024-11-20T14:08:30-0600

The truth shall set you free

DallasEast · 2024-11-20T14:21:06-0600

acr731 said:
Anyone who has an 'X' (Twitter) account could spread this like wildfire. All it takes is a leak to someone like SAS, someone we all know won't keep it quiet.

If SAS spreads it around there's a very good chance Jerry ends up seeing it.

@CowboysLakerBamaFan see above.

john van brocklin · 2024-11-20T14:34:19-0600

CowboysLakerBamaFan said:
I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

Really, until the GM steps down, you are just venting, which I get.

CanadianCowboysFan · 2024-11-20T14:37:12-0600

Rayman70 said:
The iggles and commodes can talk all the smack now. They earned that right. We deserve it. That said, neither team is going to the SB. They better enjoy it while it lasts.

yet when we are better than them, we are told to shut our pieholes

acr731 · 2024-11-20T14:38:34-0600

DallasEast said:
@CowboysLakerBamaFan see above.

Most of SAS's rants are about delusional fans who think the Cowboys are always super bowl bound. It's the fans he despises the most, but what he doesn't realize is that the truly delusional fans are hard to find, especially these days. If he could be pointed towards CZ he would get a better feel for the fan base. We're only a small minority of the fans, of course, but if you really want to get a feel for the pulse of the fans, this is where he should look.

Social media is the quickest way to spread a message like this. I'm not a fan of it because I prefer to keep my life private, but I realize it's potential. Even if Jerry didn't see the message personally, someone in his family, someone close to him or in his inner circle, or maybe someone in the media would certainly see it, and the chances of someone sharing it with Jerry should be high. Social media is cheaper than a billboard too.

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