The Cowboys suck

[Rayman70]

yet when we are better than them, we are told to shut our pieholes

That's true. Yup.

 

[kwcool619]

I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

I'll add one more: The non-action of the Jones family and the inner circle. Where are they? They are co-signing to the current situation as an organization. Does any of them have the guts to say SOMETHING? No family takeover?

Off the subject: The Lakers are looking good right now.

 

[Rayman70]

This years team should have the star ripped off the helmet. They don't deserve to wear it. The coaches should be standing on the sidelines with their underwear and headsets. Replace the star with a shiet emoji

 

[TheCritic]

I feel sorry for Cowboys fans who never got to experience the glory days of Staubach and Aikman. But for those who want to know the feeling, it's actually very highly overrated experience. Yes there are some bragging rights and there's that stupid downtown parade. But then you spend the whole offseason worried about repeating and you get paranoid about a bunch of dudes in their 20s getting lazy. Then if you happen to be a fan of a dynasty team, then you end up being miserable because you know that things will never be this good again and the moment things start to slip brings with it, the most depressing feelings ever.

To the OP, stay a loser for as long as possible. Not just because you'll have more to look forward to, but also because you're good at it!!!!

 

[Asklesko]

Cowboys suck? That's breaking news!

 

[acr731]

https://x.com/stephenasmith?ref_src=twsrc^google|twcamp^serp|twgr^author

I'm tempted to create an account and spread this myself....

 

[Ranching]

I don't think there's anything else left to say after this!!!

You can say goodbye!! Please, pretty please

 

[zerofill]

The Cowboys SUCK...

They actually Super Duper Mega Suck.

 

[shabazz]

I don't think there's anything else left to say after this!!!

At least he didn't talk about our mommas.....

 

[zrinkill]

in hope that Jerruh reads it.

 

[CowboysRule]

It’s an absolute travesty what Jerry has done to this proud Sports franchise.

I get the frustration but there is also a good chance the Cowboys franchise folds if Jerry doesn't buy them. They had no money. He was basically paying Johnson out of his own pocket.

 

[Swagger]

I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

Contender for post of the year...

 

[Whirlwin]

I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

Yes, but paybacks going to be a *****, we won’t suck forever

 

[Whirlwin]

I don't think there's anything else left to say after this!!!

There’s plenty to say. I’m a cowboy fan and screw anybody who doesn’t like it

 

[Whirlwin]

The iggles and commodes can talk all the smack now. They earned that right. We deserve it. That said, neither team is going to the SB. They better enjoy it while it lasts.

Commander is choked against the Eagles.

 

[PAPPYDOG]

I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

The "Brand" is under attack as the owners left the front door open with their inept decisions across the board from coaches to personnel etc.
Let's go METS!!!!!

 

[PAPPYDOG]

Commander is choked against the Eagles.

The Eagles are NFCCG-bound............. Commanders are still early but trust me they will be a force to reckon with as they have the coach and the QB now.
Worry about us...............that's all for now.

 

[stuckindc]

I get the frustration but there is also a good chance the Cowboys franchise folds if Jerry doesn't buy them. They had no money. He was basically paying Johnson out of his own pocket.

100%!!! And what Jimmy did was the best

 

[plasticman]

The iggles and commodes can talk all the smack now. They earned that right. We deserve it. That said, neither team is going to the SB. They better enjoy it while it lasts.

When was the last time the Cowboys didn't deserve it?

I would say it was seconds before Jerry Jones ever made his first football related decision as a GM.

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

To the OP, stay a loser for as long as possible. Not just because you'll have more to look forward to, but also because you're good at it!!!!

Thanks!

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