The Cowboys suck

[Typhus]

I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

Cmon man, that's letting Jerry off easy...lol
It's exactly how the general fan base is feeling.

 

[Hadenough]

What sucks is the effort by our highest paid stars. It sets a tone. We have no leaders anywhere.

Nobody wants to fight hard. Their all sick of carrying Dak! Now Dak has all the money.

 

[Trajan]

The team does suck, all from the GM/Owner.

I’m not a dak fan, like him as a guy, seems a good leader and solid player, but we overpayed….however it really doesn’t matter. Sure, can him, bring in Mahomes, or Allen or anyone, they will lose here.

Fire big Mike, sure, the next puppet will produce the same.

We are not a football team, we are an entertainment organization. Winning is just a nice to have, a byproduct of the GM / Salesmen who really is out of his league when it comes to running a team.

We are always old and late in design. The league is always a few years ahead in what the new hot thing is, then Jerry fumbles trying to create what someone else has.

The last real spark we had was end of Parcells. I quit this board and my old name after calling Wades collapse and getting beat up for it then. It is just the same organization, new faces but the two really running the train off the cliff.

Anyway, keep your expectations low, it is going to get worse.

 

[KingCorcoran]

The iggles and commodes can talk all the smack now. They earned that right. We deserve it. That said, neither team is going to the SB. They better enjoy it while it lasts.

“The iggles and commodes” are more concerned with one another than the Cowboys.

 

[lostar2009]

Send it to JJ via certified mail. That clown wasted a whole season, we should apply more pressure.

 

[rambo2]

I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

Thanks for sharing come back on draft night. The Lakers suck.

 

[coult44]

I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

Jerry read this?
Are you serious? I hope you’re not serious. You’re not serious are you? Good God I hope you’re not serious. Are you?

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Jerry read this?
Are you serious? I hope you’re not serious. You’re not serious are you? Good God I hope you’re not serious. Are you?

I obviously don't expect him to come in here and read a bunch of goofy idiotic posts from low IQ Zaney Zoners.

DO YOU THINK IM INSANE? LOL

But I do expect him to read MY posts. Duh.

 

[5Stars]

I'm saying this for the benefit of all Cowboys fans in hope that Jerruh reads it.

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color than the scoreboard.

The coach is FAT and STUPID.

The cowboy fans are weak too. Making excuses, blaming refs, whining and crying, and living in the past. WAKE UP. Fans of other teams take over Jerruh's garbage stadium...with no resistance. SISSY FANS for a SISSY TEAM.

They show the crowd between plays. Either other fans, or IDIOTS in cowboy jerseys paying more attention to their phones than the game, laughing and looking stupid despite being down by 50....many applauding or cheering at the wrong moments, and don't know why because they don't know football. "Hey I'm a Cowboys Fan...I hope we score lots of goals today. Yehaw partner". Stupid.

And everyone in the front row wearing a stupid cowboy hat...looking like they spent a lot of time at the YMCA in the 70s. And fire that doctor in that stupid 10 gallon hat. If ur wearing a cowboy hat, u should be washing my car, not reading players x-rays. No wonder we have so many players out all the time...in addition to the ones who are faking it.

The entire Cowboy organization from top to bottom SUCKS, and is a national joke.

I say all of this as a public service announcement (so you're welcome), so that our wrinkly, liver spotted, father-of-idiots, yellow toothed creepy senile old narcissistic tyrant of an owner will take notice....and maybe stop thinking about himself so much, and put the rest of us first.

To summarize:

- SISSY Team
-Selfish Players
-Joke of the NFL
-stupid, weak, cowboy hat wearing fans
-wrinkly senile old owner who stinks of urine.
-Fat dumb coach
-You're Welcome.

I hope this helps fix things.

Love, CowboysOregonducksDodgersFan... a very frustrated Cowboys fan looking to actually make a positive change around here.

They swallow too...!

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

They swallow too...!

I HOPE they do.

They might make us mad....but we don't want them to choke on their food.

 

[Rayman70]

“The iggles and commodes” are more concerned with one another than the Cowboys.

Very true.

 

[Rayman70]

When was the last time the Cowboys didn't deserve it?

I would say it was seconds before Jerry Jones ever made his first football related decision as a GM.

Jerry , the guy we loved but hated at times, was a maverick in the 1990's. But we loved him for it. Because our beloved team was obviously trying hard to right the ship by hook or crook. So we accepted Jerry as he was. Flaws and all. He was a beautiful trainwreck. Because he made the correct bold moves. That version of Jerry passed away in my opinion, right after Parcels was gone. Wildcat Jerry ain't coming back. What we have on our hands is what's left of him, what he has always been but we accepted it because we were winning, and that is his foolish pride. It's that simple. His pride stops him from being honest with himself or the fans etc. So we all pay a heavy price. The Emperor has no clothes. His pride won't let him admit it, even though it's on full display for all. Sad day guys and gals. Sorry for the long winded synopsis. It's just been a gut punch watching this mess.

 

[cowboys1732]

You forgot that Rowdy is a big stupid sissy idiot too.

 

[Rayman70]

Jerry's pride was a great thing at least when he was younger, a blessing, even when he failed, because we knew he badly was trying to better the team. Even though he failed with the Galloway trade, and Roy Williams , mo Claiborne etc, I didn't mind because I felt he was giving it his best. Now his pride is all he has, and it's tearing the team, fanbase apart. Because he won't admit it, or get out of the way . Pride is a blessing and a curse.

 

[Rayman70]

You forgot that Rowdy is a big stupid sissy idiot too.

I thought everyone already knew that

 

[big dog cowboy]

The Cowboys SUCK...and the Cowboys players are all SISSIES, weak and soft, and SELFISH, caring more about their podcasts, stats, and fingernail polish color

Fingernail polish color???

 

[CowboysLakerBamaFan]

Fingernail polish color???

Watch. We have lots of players that paint their fingernails.

I'm old school. I don't like that.