Reverend Conehead
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I used to work in a busy printing place in the Denver Tech Center. The job sucked, but I'm glad I worked there because I met former Cowboys WR Butch Johnson. I helped him with one of his projects for a business he was running. He was a really good guy. I got the sense he had a sense of humor, so I made a joke. The conversation went as follows.
Rev: My cousin went and got herself pregnant out of wedlock by a Kansas City Chiefs football player. I can't believe her morality. How could she do such a thing?
Johnson: [Shakes his head]
Rev: She shoulda got herself knocked up by a Dallas Cowboy.
Johnson: [busts up laughing] That's a good one.
Rev: My cousin went and got herself pregnant out of wedlock by a Kansas City Chiefs football player. I can't believe her morality. How could she do such a thing?
Johnson: [Shakes his head]
Rev: She shoulda got herself knocked up by a Dallas Cowboy.
Johnson: [busts up laughing] That's a good one.
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