The Fox and the Chicken

[jday]

Cool story. In our circumstance though it's an actual, farm raised, grain fed, hand massaged succulent chicken. Not a shadow a tangible delicious chicken plucked and sauced. Only question is if it's expired yet or not and if the fox goes to check he can carry the chicken in hand with him

Fair enough. In this case, armed with opposable thumbs, the fox can carry the chicken. But the fat chicken and farmer go way back and has become a bit of a pet to the family. They'll kill the red haired fox if he eats their chicken. So, I still say stick with the small chicken, then have some fun with those nifty opposable thumbs and count your blessings.