The Funk is Clearing

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Since the GB playoff debacle, this franchise has been in a funk.

The 2024 season was a lost cause. An awful offseason followed by an even worse regular season.

The FO then hired familiar friends to coach the team. No one saw Schotty as a good hire at the time.

Then JJ bungled the Parsons signing, and Micah pouted and napped his way off the roster in response. His BFF Diggs has been a problem child in the locker room to boot.

The first half of 2025 was abysmal. An inconsistent offense dogged by one of the worst performing defenses in the history of the NFL.

But then “The Trade” happened. Quinnen shored up a massive hole up front, and the guys returning from injury have stepped up and made the D respectable again.

Dak and Schotty have rallied the team around playing for 94 and for each other in the wake of unimaginable heartache and tragedy.

The offense explodes under Pickens and Dak’s play and the team reels off 3 straight wins while the wheels on the bus in Philly look like they might just fall off

This is the first time since the GB debacle where this is once again a glimmer of hope for this team. The light is shining at the end of a dark tunnel.

Regardless of whether they win the division, they are set up for a window to contend. Here are some things they should do to maximize their chances in 2026-2027:

1. Extend Quinnen and lower his cap hit the next two years. Build the D around him

2. Resign Clark and give him a solid deal to stay.

3. Resign Pickens. Do it. We need him and he changes this offense.

4. Hit on both first rounders — or package them together and move up to nab a game changer on D

5. Resign Javonte and bring in another RB or 2 to round out the stable

6. Restructure Dak, Lamb, whoever else needs to free up cap space and go sign the best MLB and S you can find in FA

7. Cut Diggs and Steele to save cap space and use the savings to get better at RT and CB
 
Since the GB playoff debacle, this franchise has been in a funk.

The 2024 season was a lost cause. An awful offseason followed by an even worse regular season.

The FO then hired familiar friends to coach the team. No one saw Schotty as a good hire at the time.

Then JJ bungled the Parsons signing, and Micah pouted and napped his way off the roster in response. His BFF Diggs has been a problem child in the locker room to boot.

The first half of 2025 was abysmal. An inconsistent offense dogged by one of the worst performing defenses in the history of the NFL.

But then “The Trade” happened. Quinnen shored up a massive hole up front, and the guys returning from injury have stepped up and made the D respectable again.

Dak and Schotty have rallied the team around playing for 94 and for each other in the wake of unimaginable heartache and tragedy.

The offense explodes under Pickens and Dak’s play and the team reels off 3 straight wins while the wheels on the bus in Philly look like they might just fall off

This is the first time since the GB debacle where this is once again a glimmer of hope for this team. The light is shining at the end of a dark tunnel.

Regardless of whether they win the division, they are set up for a window to contend. Here are some things they should do to maximize their chances in 2026-2027:

1. Extend Quinnen and lower his cap hit the next two years. Build the D around him

2. Resign Clark and give him a solid deal to stay.

3. Resign Pickens. Do it. We need him and he changes this offense.

4. Hit on both first rounders — or package them together and move up to nab a game changer on D

5. Resign Javonte and bring in another RB or 2 to round out the stable

6. Restructure Dak, Lamb, whoever else needs to free up cap space and go sign the best MLB and S you can find in FA

7. Cut Diggs and Steele to save cap space and use the savings to get better at RT and CB
Great personnel suggestions GM Hawk!
 
Hey Hawkeye19, funk can be a positive attribute. What if we go into Funkadelick mode? Our RBs all could use platform shoes and all the players need giant sun visors?
 
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of 30 absent years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom

And thought you fight to stay alive
Your chances start to wither
For no mere team can resist
The power of the thriller
:flagwave: The Cowboys are coming :flagwave:
 
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Since the GB playoff debacle, this franchise has been in a funk.

The 2024 season was a lost cause. An awful offseason followed by an even worse regular season.

The FO then hired familiar friends to coach the team. No one saw Schotty as a good hire at the time.

Then JJ bungled the Parsons signing, and Micah pouted and napped his way off the roster in response. His BFF Diggs has been a problem child in the locker room to boot.

The first half of 2025 was abysmal. An inconsistent offense dogged by one of the worst performing defenses in the history of the NFL.

But then “The Trade” happened. Quinnen shored up a massive hole up front, and the guys returning from injury have stepped up and made the D respectable again.

Dak and Schotty have rallied the team around playing for 94 and for each other in the wake of unimaginable heartache and tragedy.

The offense explodes under Pickens and Dak’s play and the team reels off 3 straight wins while the wheels on the bus in Philly look like they might just fall off

This is the first time since the GB debacle where this is once again a glimmer of hope for this team. The light is shining at the end of a dark tunnel.

Regardless of whether they win the division, they are set up for a window to contend. Here are some things they should do to maximize their chances in 2026-2027:

1. Extend Quinnen and lower his cap hit the next two years. Build the D around him

2. Resign Clark and give him a solid deal to stay.

3. Resign Pickens. Do it. We need him and he changes this offense.

4. Hit on both first rounders — or package them together and move up to nab a game changer on D

5. Resign Javonte and bring in another RB or 2 to round out the stable

6. Restructure Dak, Lamb, whoever else needs to free up cap space and go sign the best MLB and S you can find in FA

7. Cut Diggs and Steele to save cap space and use the savings to get better at RT and CB
Micah was supposed to sign at 40 and changed his mind.
 
Since the GB playoff debacle, this franchise has been in a funk.

The 2024 season was a lost cause. An awful offseason followed by an even worse regular season.

The FO then hired familiar friends to coach the team. No one saw Schotty as a good hire at the time.

Then JJ bungled the Parsons signing, and Micah pouted and napped his way off the roster in response. His BFF Diggs has been a problem child in the locker room to boot.

The first half of 2025 was abysmal. An inconsistent offense dogged by one of the worst performing defenses in the history of the NFL.

But then “The Trade” happened. Quinnen shored up a massive hole up front, and the guys returning from injury have stepped up and made the D respectable again.

Dak and Schotty have rallied the team around playing for 94 and for each other in the wake of unimaginable heartache and tragedy.

The offense explodes under Pickens and Dak’s play and the team reels off 3 straight wins while the wheels on the bus in Philly look like they might just fall off

This is the first time since the GB debacle where this is once again a glimmer of hope for this team. The light is shining at the end of a dark tunnel.

Regardless of whether they win the division, they are set up for a window to contend. Here are some things they should do to maximize their chances in 2026-2027:

1. Extend Quinnen and lower his cap hit the next two years. Build the D around him

2. Resign Clark and give him a solid deal to stay.

3. Resign Pickens. Do it. We need him and he changes this offense.

4. Hit on both first rounders — or package them together and move up to nab a game changer on D

5. Resign Javonte and bring in another RB or 2 to round out the stable

6. Restructure Dak, Lamb, whoever else needs to free up cap space and go sign the best MLB and S you can find in FA

7. Cut Diggs and Steele to save cap space and use the savings to get better at RT and CB
The thing is this can ALL Happen, the problem is we have to trust Jerry has changed...
 
Hey Hawkeye19, funk can be a positive attribute. What if we go into Funkadelick mode? Our RBs all could use platform shoes and all the players need giant sun visors?
I like where your head is at!
 
It seems to me that schotty is building a team that can win in the trenches. I think they whipped Philly and KC in the trenches. And that is winning football.
 
Since the GB playoff debacle, this franchise has been in a funk.

The 2024 season was a lost cause. An awful offseason followed by an even worse regular season.

The FO then hired familiar friends to coach the team. No one saw Schotty as a good hire at the time.

Then JJ bungled the Parsons signing, and Micah pouted and napped his way off the roster in response. His BFF Diggs has been a problem child in the locker room to boot.

The first half of 2025 was abysmal. An inconsistent offense dogged by one of the worst performing defenses in the history of the NFL.

But then “The Trade” happened. Quinnen shored up a massive hole up front, and the guys returning from injury have stepped up and made the D respectable again.

Dak and Schotty have rallied the team around playing for 94 and for each other in the wake of unimaginable heartache and tragedy.

The offense explodes under Pickens and Dak’s play and the team reels off 3 straight wins while the wheels on the bus in Philly look like they might just fall off

This is the first time since the GB debacle where this is once again a glimmer of hope for this team. The light is shining at the end of a dark tunnel.

Regardless of whether they win the division, they are set up for a window to contend. Here are some things they should do to maximize their chances in 2026-2027:

1. Extend Quinnen and lower his cap hit the next two years. Build the D around him

2. Resign Clark and give him a solid deal to stay.

3. Resign Pickens. Do it. We need him and he changes this offense.

4. Hit on both first rounders — or package them together and move up to nab a game changer on D

5. Resign Javonte and bring in another RB or 2 to round out the stable

6. Restructure Dak, Lamb, whoever else needs to free up cap space and go sign the best MLB and S you can find in FA

7. Cut Diggs and Steele to save cap space and use the savings to get better at RT and CB
Fair weather fans trying to climb back on the ship. Good post though.
 
It seems to me that schotty is building a team that can win in the trenches. I think they whipped Philly and KC in the trenches. And that is winning football.
So when the roster improves, we give Schotty or the coach the credit, but when the roster is lacking, we all just blame Jerrah.

That's Cowboy fans. Jerrah gets all the blame and none of the credit.

:flagwave:
 
Since the GB playoff debacle, this franchise has been in a funk.

The 2024 season was a lost cause. An awful offseason followed by an even worse regular season.

The FO then hired familiar friends to coach the team. No one saw Schotty as a good hire at the time.

Then JJ bungled the Parsons signing, and Micah pouted and napped his way off the roster in response. His BFF Diggs has been a problem child in the locker room to boot.

The first half of 2025 was abysmal. An inconsistent offense dogged by one of the worst performing defenses in the history of the NFL.

But then “The Trade” happened. Quinnen shored up a massive hole up front, and the guys returning from injury have stepped up and made the D respectable again.

Dak and Schotty have rallied the team around playing for 94 and for each other in the wake of unimaginable heartache and tragedy.

The offense explodes under Pickens and Dak’s play and the team reels off 3 straight wins while the wheels on the bus in Philly look like they might just fall off

This is the first time since the GB debacle where this is once again a glimmer of hope for this team. The light is shining at the end of a dark tunnel.

Regardless of whether they win the division, they are set up for a window to contend. Here are some things they should do to maximize their chances in 2026-2027:

1. Extend Quinnen and lower his cap hit the next two years. Build the D around him

2. Resign Clark and give him a solid deal to stay.

3. Resign Pickens. Do it. We need him and he changes this offense.

4. Hit on both first rounders — or package them together and move up to nab a game changer on D

5. Resign Javonte and bring in another RB or 2 to round out the stable

6. Restructure Dak, Lamb, whoever else needs to free up cap space and go sign the best MLB and S you can find in FA

7. Cut Diggs and Steele to save cap space and use the savings to get better at RT and CB
Good, well-written post and I agree with most of it but I'd really rather not trade away any more high picks, and while I would like to see Javonte return I'm not sure they can afford to pay him. He's gonna command a large sum.
 
Good, well-written post and I agree with most of it but I'd really rather not trade away any more high picks, and while I would like to see Javonte return I'm not sure they can afford to pay him. He's gonna command a large sum.
If things go our way, then both first rounders will likely be in the bottom 10 picks of the first round.

If we can package both picks to move up to grab a defensive stud— I would do it.

Spend money in FA to bring in more talent too
 
If things go our way, then both first rounders will likely be in the bottom 10 picks of the first round.

If we can package both picks to move up to grab a defensive stud— I would do it.

Spend money in FA to bring in more talent too
I hear ya, man, but that just makes me really nervous. If a first round-caliber player is not available where we pick I'd say trade down and acquire more capitol. But I can see why you'd think I'm overestimating our ability to draft well.

Definitely need to spend in FA though.
 

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