The Garrett/Jones make excuses thread

[Shotgun Dave]

Let's just go ahead and combine all the Coach/Owner gibberish in this thread.

I'll start.

JG..."we just need to play for 60 minutes. Blah blah blah".

JJ..."Jason is our guy. We've had a lot of success with Jason. Blah blah Blah.

It's been since, what, 1989 since there was this little offense and this little defense in 3 straight games. Hell, Dallas set a franchise record for 10 straight quarters without a touchdown.

Something has to CHANGE.

 

[Maverick84]

 

[LucaBrasi]

“I frankly, guys, have had some of real losing moments right before really knocked it out of the park,” Jones said. “I really do believe in the old San Francisco gold miner that quit right before the next pick, and the guy came behind him and hit it and found it all. So I think you keep going.”

 

[Asklesko]

garrett with his old favorite saying: we just didn't do the things we need to win.

 

[Alexander]

garrett with his old favorite saying: we just didn't do the things we need to win.

That is terrible when that happens.

 

[Aven8]

“I frankly, guys, have had some of real losing moments right before really knocked it out of the park,” Jones said. “I really do believe in the old San Francisco gold miner that quit right before the next pick, and the guy came behind him and hit it and found it all. So I think you keep going.”

Did he say this crap tonight?

 

[LucaBrasi]

Did he say this crap tonight?

Sure did, it’s on the Cowboys site

 

[LucaBrasi]

“How we doin’ guys?”

 

[Reality]

Garrett: "Someone changed my gum from tutti-fruitti to peppermint."
Garrett: "I don't know what else to do, I clapped as fast and hard as I can."
Garrett: "Process. Day by day. Execution. Football player."
Garrett: "We were without our best player."

Jerry: "Ummm .. ahhh .. ummm .. ahhh .. turkey .. ummm .. ahhh .. dispointing .. ummm"
Jerry: "I thought we played really good there for a while."
Jerry: "I have complete confidence in our coaching staff." *mumbles .. to lose every game*
Jerry: "I miss Tony Romo."
Jerry: "I like the way he .. ummm .. threw that ball when he .. ahhh ... when he ran that time ... ummm .. before he was sacked."

 

[PA Cowboy Fan]

“How we doin’ guys?”

"When are you going to resign?" lol

 

[stiletto]

Stop posting that!! I won't be able to sleep.

 

[Staubacher]

“I frankly, guys, have had some of real losing moments right before really knocked it out of the park,” Jones said. “I really do believe in the old San Francisco gold miner that quit right before the next pick, and the guy came behind him and hit it and found it all. So I think you keep going.”

Nothing like a 1849 metaphor to fire up a bunch of 20-somethings in 2017.

 

[Kaiser]

Nothing like a 1849 metaphor to fire up a bunch of 20-somethings in 2017.

Now you are on the trolley!

 

[Sasquatch]

That is terrible when that happens.

Is he included in "we"?

 

[Reality]

Jerry: "We're the best 5-6 team out there!"
Jerry: "Did you see that full stadium?"

Garrett: "What do you mean 8-8 doesn't get us in the playoffs?"

 

[Aven8]

Sure did, it’s on the Cowboys site

Wow. I find it very strange that a self made billionaire cannot see that JG and company suck. While all his fans can. It's one thing for the fans not to like the HC, but it's another for them to know for years that he sucks! I just don't understand being so blind for such a smart person.......

 

[stiletto]

Wow. I find it very strange that a self made billionaire cannot see that JG and company suck. While all his fans can. It's one thing for the fans not to like the HC, but it's another for them to know for years that he sucks! I just don't understand being so blind for such a smart person.......

13-3 with a rookie QB will blind a guy like Jerry for YEARS..... scary thought ehh?

 

[LucaBrasi]

Relax, the Clapper has the answers:

“I think more than anything it was just the entire offense,” head coach Jason Garrett said. “We weren’t able to sustain things throughout the ballgame. I do think we ran the ball fairly well early on in the game. We had some success, but unfortunately we weren’t able to convert those third downs to keep those drives alive.

 

[Asklesko]

“I frankly, guys, have had some of real losing moments right before really knocked it out of the park,” Jones said. “I really do believe in the old San Francisco gold miner that quit right before the next pick, and the guy came behind him and hit it and found it all. So I think you keep going.”

doesn't he know the 49ers are 1-9?

 

[yimyammer]

“I frankly, guys, have had some of real losing moments right before really knocked it out of the park,” Jones said. “I really do believe in the old San Francisco gold miner that quit right before the next pick, and the guy came behind him and hit it and found it all. So I think you keep going.”