The next coach of the Cowboys?

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While rumors will continue to surface and disappear, I figured I would share a pattern I noticed long ago .. First, these are all of the past and current Cowboys head coaches:

Tom Landry
Jimmy Johnson
Barry Switzer
Chan Gailey
Dave Campo
Bill Parcells

Now, what do they all have in common? Their last names all have two syllables :D :D :D

So, perhaps that will make the coach-after-Parcells rumors a little more interesting :)

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Reality said:
While rumors will continue to surface and disappear, I figured I would share a pattern I noticed long ago .. First, these are all of the past and current Cowboys head coaches:

Tom Landry
Jimmy Johnson
Barry Switzer
Chan Gailey
Dave Campo
Bill Parcells

Now, what do they all have in common? Their last names all have two syllables :D :D :D

So, perhaps that will make the coach-after-Parcells rumors a little more interesting :)

-Reality

What do they have in common? All of them after Johnson and before Parcells should have never been hired.
 

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Yeagermeister said:
What do they have in common? All of them after Johnson and before Parcells should have never been hired.
You're just mad because you've got over a thousand unsold Dave Campo bobble heads ...

:laugh2:

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They also average out to a 4 letter first name.

Mike Zimmer anyone?
 

Yeagermeister

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Reality said:
You're just mad because you've got over a thousand unsold Dave Campo bobble heads ...

:laugh2:

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Why did he have to get lasic surgery? :bang2: :bang2: :bang2: :bang2:
 

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Well judging by the historical trend... our next head coach will be:

Paul Hackett...
 

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does anyone have any audio of Jerry Jones calling Bill "Bill Purcells" at his first press conference when he got hired?
 

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trickblue said:
Well judging by the historical trend... our next head coach will be:

Paul Hackett...

Why we ought to smack you around just for mentioning that name :mad: Well, since we will lose our official recapper, I guess we will let you slide for this one, no more though :grin:
 

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I am thinking BP will be followed by SOMEONE who has coached as a HC in the NFL. No more ON THE JOB TRAINING.
 

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trickblue said:
Well judging by the historical trend... our next head coach will be:

Paul Hackett...
Later to be referred to as .. Paul "I can't" Hackett .. :D

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here's to hoping this thread won't have any meaning until at least spring 2008.
 

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I absolutely loved our first two coaches. Since Johnson left I haven't really cared much for any of them. Switzer and Campo were jokes. Gailey was okay and might have done better had our team not gotten so old but I would never have him near the top of my list for coaching hires. As for BP, I didn't like him before he was our coach and I like him even less now. He is really good at picking defensive talent but his handling of the QB situatuon sucks. Besides what has he ever won without Bill Belicheck. I for one will be glad when he is gone!
 

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The next coach will be Bill Belechick who will have a falling-out with the Pats. He will also be paid 8 million per year.
 
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