The Office

[Dawgs0916]

And when Mose comes out in his "Fear" shirt to wrestle Ryan for his Dwight-created initiation

 

[Bob Sacamano]

I don't like it that much, I guess nerdy humor isn't for me

plus I hate Steve Carrell

 

[switzersflask]

Office = Greatness

 

[Chief]

A favorite quote from Dwight:

"I try not to ever smile if I can help it. Showing one's teeth is a submission signal in primates. When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life."

 

[CoCo]

More from Dwight

Jim: "You want great health coverage don't you?"

Dwight: "Don't need it... never been sick... perfect immune system. I can raise and lower my cholesterol, at will."

Pam: "Why would anyone want to raise their cholesterol?"

Dwight: "So that I can lower it."

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Jim: "Some of these illnesses are real."

Dwight: " Really Jim? Count Choculaitis? Is it because you know I love Count Chocula?"