The really fun things Mike McCarthy should do the last 8 games

[CCBoy]

Let the cheerleaders play a series.

 

[JonesBoys]

If I was Mike McCarthy, I would refuse to go quietly. His neck is already in a noose of this owner/GM’s making. Big Mac and his entire coaching staff already know they are all about to be served up as the next scapegoat for the sins of Jerry Jones. And Jerry doesn’t like to fire coaches until the end of a year. You know, saving his money and all.

Sadly, there are 8 long, brutal weeks ahead and the playoff ship has long ago left the port. So if I was Big Mac and I knew my days are already numbered, why not go out having some fun? In fact, if I was McCarthy I would have so much fun with the game plan, use of personnel, and what I said in post game pressers, I would basically dare Jerry to fire me.

So with that in mind, here are some ”fun” things Big Mac could do in the next few weeks as a parting gift to the Jones regime:

• Create one play for Zeke…just one. Play him at center in that crazy formation used on the last play at SF two years ago. Do some kind of flea flicker out of that. And THAT will be the only play Zeke gets.
• Run a single wing formation for an entire possession with Trey Lance just running the ball.
• Never, ever punt no matter what.
• Onside kick after Brandon Aubrey’s usual first qtr FG.
• Dress on the sideline wearing the exact same dress suit as Jerry.
• Put Tyler Guyton in as a RB for a full series.
• Give Brandon Aubrey multiple chances to make a 70 yard FG.
• As a tip of the cap to Tom Landry, use Cooper Rush and Trey Lance to shuttle in plays.
• Start Will Grier for the Thanksgiving Day game.
• Try any player on the roster who would like to play WR for a series.
• Plan a play designed to take Rowdy out on a stretcher.
• Make the entire coaching staff wear super short matching “sans-a-belt” coaching shorts from the 80s on Thanksgiving.
• The whole team wears sunglasses at home at all times.
• The answer to every question at Big Macs press conferences should be, “Ask Jerry”.

What else? What fun could be had?

It would at least make the next 8 games watchable. Jerry might actually like this lol.

 

[JonesBoys]

Install the 2016 offense for Lance.

Call Quinn and ask how to use Parsons and Overshown every down to create maximum chaos.

Don’t have that o-line and prime back like Zeke.

 

[Jipper]

Why not sync with Madden 25 and allow a fan to control the play calling

 

[DAL1180]

I would pay money to see some of these, otherwise would be funny if he got rip roaring drunk before the game then wore a t-shirt that said Jerry for president during the game LOL

Actually there were shirts in a store in Grapevine, TX back in August that read "Jerry makes me Drink". Have the whole coaching staff wear those during games.

 

[DandyDon52]

I would pay money to see some of these, otherwise would be funny if he got rip roaring drunk before the game then wore a t-shirt that said Jerry for president during the game LOL

OR.........the shirt that SF wore dallas blanks, only change dallas to jerry !!

 

[cowboyec]

☆bring back the elephant formation.
in fact...use it for an entire possession.
☆let an o-lineman execute a qb sneak.
☆use an o-lineman as the short-yardage or goal-line ball carrier.

 

[Khartun]

• Plan a play designed to take Rowdy out on a stretcher.

Winner!

 

[SteveTheCowboy]

If I was Mike McCarthy, I would refuse to go quietly. His neck is already in a noose of this owner/GM’s making. Big Mac and his entire coaching staff already know they are all about to be served up as the next scapegoat for the sins of Jerry Jones. And Jerry doesn’t like to fire coaches until the end of a year. You know, saving his money and all.

Sadly, there are 8 long, brutal weeks ahead and the playoff ship has long ago left the port. So if I was Big Mac and I knew my days are already numbered, why not go out having some fun? In fact, if I was McCarthy I would have so much fun with the game plan, use of personnel, and what I said in post game pressers, I would basically dare Jerry to fire me.

So with that in mind, here are some ”fun” things Big Mac could do in the next few weeks as a parting gift to the Jones regime:

• Create one play for Zeke…just one. Play him at center in that crazy formation used on the last play at SF two years ago. Do some kind of flea flicker out of that. And THAT will be the only play Zeke gets.
• Run a single wing formation for an entire possession with Trey Lance just running the ball.
• Never, ever punt no matter what.
• Onside kick after Brandon Aubrey’s usual first qtr FG.
• Dress on the sideline wearing the exact same dress suit as Jerry.
• Put Tyler Guyton in as a RB for a full series.
• Give Brandon Aubrey multiple chances to make a 70 yard FG.
• As a tip of the cap to Tom Landry, use Cooper Rush and Trey Lance to shuttle in plays.
• Start Will Grier for the Thanksgiving Day game.
• Try any player on the roster who would like to play WR for a series.
• Plan a play designed to take Rowdy out on a stretcher.
• Make the entire coaching staff wear super short matching “sans-a-belt” coaching shorts from the 80s on Thanksgiving.
• The whole team wears sunglasses at home at all times.
• The answer to every question at Big Macs press conferences should be, “Ask Jerry”.

What else? What fun could be had?

As far as the first one...I thought I liked you.

 

[ArtClink]

Omg this is a great list! My absolute favorite is:

• Start Will Grier for the Thanksgiving Day game.

That would be an even bigger train wreck than Cooper 2112 Rush, but Grier might be better than Trey Don “TD” Lance!

Here are some additional ideas.

• McCarty gives all interviews in Spanish (assumes he speaks Spanish)
• McCarty uses 50 year old jargon in every interview like “We called a red dog on defense but they saw it coming and threw a pop pass”.
• McCarty should include in every interview that he’s been having an affair with Charlotte and lately “things have been ‘getting rough’ in the bedroom.
• All pass plays for home games should be thrown into all sun areas where our receiver is blinded by the sun
• Throw in lots of shotgun 3rd down punts like Elway used to do.
• McCarthy wears a tshirt at practice that says “Dallas sucks”.
• Frequent McCarty phrases before his inevitable sacking will include “I’m exhausted after three booty calls with Charlotte”, “My proctologist is also named Jerry”, and “I’m gonna give Jerry another grandkid”.
• Conspire with the team’s uniform czar so every players name for the thanksgiving game is “Jones” along with a 29 seasons down the drain souvenir patch”.
• Invite Jerry to watch the 4th quarter from our sidelines then repeated call a toss sweep where our RB tries to cut Jerry’s legs out from under him when tackled out of bounds
• McCarty announces at his next presser that the stadium will Introduce a blue Dakari drink for home games leaving fans with a bitter taste
• Conspire with stadium to hand out a free Giants jersey for thanksgiving mandatory to wear so the game will appear to be filled with all opposing fans
• For remaining home games, McCarty’s twin brother will be on the sidelines wearing a Jerry mask and a sandwich sign that says “Worlds worst owner, GM, and head coach”

 

[CWR]

Roast Jerry Jones.

 

[Bobhaze]

Omg this is a great list! My absolute favorite is:

• Start Will Grier for the Thanksgiving Day game.

That would be an even bigger train wreck than Cooper 2112 Rush, but Grier might be better than Trey Don “TD” Lance!

Here are some additional ideas.

• McCarty gives all interviews in Spanish (assumes he speaks Spanish)
• McCarty uses 50 year old jargon in every interview like “We called a red dog on defense but they saw it coming and threw a pop pass”.
• McCarty should include in every interview that he’s been having an affair with Charlotte and lately “things have been ‘getting rough’ in the bedroom.
• All pass plays for home games should be thrown into all sun areas where our receiver is blinded by the sun
• Throw in lots of shotgun 3rd down punts like Elway used to do.
• McCarthy wears a tshirt at practice that says “Dallas sucks”.
• Frequent McCarty phrases before his inevitable sacking will include “I’m exhausted after three booty calls with Charlotte”, “My proctologist is also named Jerry”, and “I’m gonna give Jerry another grandkid”.
• Conspire with the team’s uniform czar so every players name for the thanksgiving game is “Jones” along with a 29 seasons down the drain souvenir patch”.
• Invite Jerry to watch the 4th quarter from our sidelines then repeated call a toss sweep where our RB tries to cut Jerry’s legs out from under him when tackled out of bounds
• McCarty announces at his next presser that the stadium will Introduce a blue Dakari drink for home games leaving fans with a bitter taste
• Conspire with stadium to hand out a free Giants jersey for thanksgiving mandatory to wear so the game will appear to be filled with all opposing fans
• For remaining home games, McCarty’s twin brother will be on the sidelines wearing a Jerry mask and a sandwich sign that says “Worlds worst owner, GM, and head coach”

I love the toss sweep with JJ on the sideline…Any of the above could make for a fun last half of the season!

 

[csirl]

Re-sign Herschel Walker and ask Jerry to try and trade him.

 

[Bobhaze]

Re-sign Herschel Walker and ask Jerry to try and trade him.

 

[Coogiguy03]

If I was Mike McCarthy, I would refuse to go quietly. His neck is already in a noose of this owner/GM’s making. Big Mac and his entire coaching staff already know they are all about to be served up as the next scapegoat for the sins of Jerry Jones. And Jerry doesn’t like to fire coaches until the end of a year. You know, saving his money and all.

Sadly, there are 8 long, brutal weeks ahead and the playoff ship has long ago left the port. So if I was Big Mac and I knew my days are already numbered, why not go out having some fun? In fact, if I was McCarthy I would have so much fun with the game plan, use of personnel, and what I said in post game pressers, I would basically dare Jerry to fire me.

So with that in mind, here are some ”fun” things Big Mac could do in the next few weeks as a parting gift to the Jones regime:

• Create one play for Zeke…just one. Play him at center in that crazy formation used on the last play at SF two years ago. Do some kind of flea flicker out of that. And THAT will be the only play Zeke gets.
• Run a single wing formation for an entire possession with Trey Lance just running the ball.
• Never, ever punt no matter what.
• Onside kick after Brandon Aubrey’s usual first qtr FG.
• Dress on the sideline wearing the exact same dress suit as Jerry.
• Put Tyler Guyton in as a RB for a full series.
• Give Brandon Aubrey multiple chances to make a 70 yard FG.
• As a tip of the cap to Tom Landry, use Cooper Rush and Trey Lance to shuttle in plays.
• Start Will Grier for the Thanksgiving Day game.
• Try any player on the roster who would like to play WR for a series.
• Plan a play designed to take Rowdy out on a stretcher.
• Make the entire coaching staff wear super short matching “sans-a-belt” coaching shorts from the 80s on Thanksgiving.
• The whole team wears sunglasses at home at all times.
• The answer to every question at Big Macs press conferences should be, “Ask Jerry”.

What else? What fun could be had?

HE COULD HAVE DAK'S TATTOO artist TAT fat Mike up with a TATTOO on his chest saying "Make Coog a mod!"

 

[JohnnyTheFox]

Omg this is a great list! My absolute favorite is:

• Start Will Grier for the Thanksgiving Day game.

That would be an even bigger train wreck than Cooper 2112 Rush, but Grier might be better than Trey Don “TD” Lance!

Here are some additional ideas.

• McCarty gives all interviews in Spanish (assumes he speaks Spanish)
• McCarty uses 50 year old jargon in every interview like “We called a red dog on defense but they saw it coming and threw a pop pass”.
• McCarty should include in every interview that he’s been having an affair with Charlotte and lately “things have been ‘getting rough’ in the bedroom.
• All pass plays for home games should be thrown into all sun areas where our receiver is blinded by the sun
• Throw in lots of shotgun 3rd down punts like Elway used to do.
• McCarthy wears a tshirt at practice that says “Dallas sucks”.
• Frequent McCarty phrases before his inevitable sacking will include “I’m exhausted after three booty calls with Charlotte”, “My proctologist is also named Jerry”, and “I’m gonna give Jerry another grandkid”.
• Conspire with the team’s uniform czar so every players name for the thanksgiving game is “Jones” along with a 29 seasons down the drain souvenir patch”.
• Invite Jerry to watch the 4th quarter from our sidelines then repeated call a toss sweep where our RB tries to cut Jerry’s legs out from under him when tackled out of bounds
• McCarty announces at his next presser that the stadium will Introduce a blue Dakari drink for home games leaving fans with a bitter taste
• Conspire with stadium to hand out a free Giants jersey for thanksgiving mandatory to wear so the game will appear to be filled with all opposing fans
• For remaining home games, McCarty’s twin brother will be on the sidelines wearing a Jerry mask and a sandwich sign that says “Worlds worst owner, GM, and head coach”

Please never mention Cooper Rush and the Holy Grail again in the same sentence please, thank you

 

[maryquality]

If I was Mike McCarthy, I would refuse to go quietly. His neck is already in a noose of this owner/GM’s making. Big Mac and his entire coaching staff already know they are all about to be served up as the next scapegoat for the sins of Jerry Jones. And Jerry doesn’t like to fire coaches until the end of a year. You know, saving his money and all.

Sadly, there are 8 long, brutal weeks ahead and the playoff ship has long ago left the port. So if I was Big Mac and I knew my days are already numbered, why not go out having some fun? In fact, if I was McCarthy I would have so much fun with the game plan, use of personnel, and what I said in post game pressers, I would basically dare Jerry to fire me.

So with that in mind, here are some ”fun” things Big Mac could do in the next few weeks as a parting gift to the Jones regime:

• Create one play for Zeke…just one. Play him at center in that crazy formation used on the last play at SF two years ago. Do some kind of flea flicker out of that. And THAT will be the only play Zeke gets.
• Run a single wing formation for an entire possession with Trey Lance just running the ball.
• Never, ever punt no matter what.
• Onside kick after Brandon Aubrey’s usual first qtr FG.
• Dress on the sideline wearing the exact same dress suit as Jerry.
• Put Tyler Guyton in as a RB for a full series.
• Give Brandon Aubrey multiple chances to make a 70 yard FG.
• As a tip of the cap to Tom Landry, use Cooper Rush and Trey Lance to shuttle in plays.
• Start Will Grier for the Thanksgiving Day game.
• Try any player on the roster who would like to play WR for a series.
• Plan a play designed to take Rowdy out on a stretcher.
• Make the entire coaching staff wear super short matching “sans-a-belt” coaching shorts from the 80s on Thanksgiving.
• The whole team wears sunglasses at home at all times.
• The answer to every question at Big Macs press conferences should be, “Ask Jerry”.

What else? What fun could be had?

Having multiple onside kicks would be fun. Too bad the NFL doesn't allow any until the 4th quarter.
Does anyone really want to see McCarthy in "short shorts" on Thanksgiving?? Talk about losing your appetite!! LOL

 

[KevinT]

Thanksgiving game in front of God and everyone else...first offensive series...take a knee 3 times, then on the punt take another.

 

[nhcowboyfan]

Purposely false start and throw incomplete passes on offense; offsides and holding on defense to make the game last 5 hours.

 

[Bobhaze]

Having multiple onside kicks would be fun. Too bad the NFL doesn't allow any until the 4th quarter.
Does anyone really want to see McCarthy in "short shorts" on Thanksgiving?? Talk about losing your appetite!! LOL

So Mary I take it you’re a ”no” on the sans-a-belt coaching shorts? It would certainly be a throwback look!
Combined with the sunglasses being worn at home games at ALL times, it could be a bold new fashion statement!