The really fun things Mike McCarthy should do the last 8 games

[Doomsday77]

I can’t remember…did the NFL ban the dark visor over the helmet? Haven’t seen it in so long.

I remember Zeke wearing one.

 

[75boyz]

Here's my "fun or funny" short list of things McFraud could surprise me with.:
-Organize effective run game plans with something resembling a 2024 blocking scheme.
-Pick/rub routes galore since anyone not named Lamb struggles with separation.
-Motion, motion and more motion and not just Lamb as the man in motion.
-Logical time management/timeouts used.
-Pre-snap penalties reduced.

If accomplishing the above just maybe thay wouldn't look AS such a cluster**** if he included these in his gameday coaching performance.

It's one thing to get blown out, but can he not even coach the basics?

 

[G2]

Bench clearing brawl with the fans.

 

[MapleLeaf]

Wear exactly the same outfit that Tom Landry wore for his last game before Jerry fired him.

 

[Skynet]

During press conferences, instead of answering questions , start spotting off random conspiracy theories , like the government is hiding aliens , big foot is real and a intradimensional being, etc.

When the cowboys fall behind by more than two touchdowns , challenge the opponent’s coach to a dance off at mid field . Winner wins the game.

Hire random b list actors to replace Mike on the sidelines after halftime . They would have to be super skinny like Dj qualls, or maybe even Kim kardashian, while Mike sits in the booth next to Jerry.

At the end of the season , let all the cheerleaders on the field to have a giant tickle fight

As Mike announces his retirement , he should challenge Jerry to a drinking contest

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

If I was Mike McCarthy, I would refuse to go quietly. His neck is already in a noose of this owner/GM’s making. Big Mac and his entire coaching staff already know they are all about to be served up as the next scapegoat for the sins of Jerry Jones. And Jerry doesn’t like to fire coaches until the end of a year. You know, saving his money and all.

Sadly, there are 8 long, brutal weeks ahead and the playoff ship has long ago left the port. So if I was Big Mac and I knew my days are already numbered, why not go out having some fun? In fact, if I was McCarthy I would have so much fun with the game plan, use of personnel, and what I said in post game pressers, I would basically dare Jerry to fire me.

So with that in mind, here are some ”fun” things Big Mac could do in the next few weeks as a parting gift to the Jones regime:

• Create one play for Zeke…just one. Play him at center in that crazy formation used on the last play at SF two years ago. Do some kind of flea flicker out of that. And THAT will be the only play Zeke gets.
• Run a single wing formation for an entire possession with Trey Lance just running the ball.
• Never, ever punt no matter what.
• Onside kick after Brandon Aubrey’s usual first qtr FG.
• Dress on the sideline wearing the exact same dress suit as Jerry.
• Put Tyler Guyton in as a RB for a full series.
• Give Brandon Aubrey multiple chances to make a 70 yard FG.
• As a tip of the cap to Tom Landry, use Cooper Rush and Trey Lance to shuttle in plays.
• Start Will Grier for the Thanksgiving Day game.
• Try any player on the roster who would like to play WR for a series.
• Plan a play designed to take Rowdy out on a stretcher.
• Make the entire coaching staff wear super short matching “sans-a-belt” coaching shorts from the 80s on Thanksgiving.
• The whole team wears sunglasses at home at all times.
• The answer to every question at Big Macs press conferences should be, “Ask Jerry”.

What else? What fun could be had?

I'm good with those ideas, and I want to see Aubrey make a 69 yard field goal attempt. I also want to see us make a fair catch free kick, a rare rule that I know Mike knows. Might be able to get two in one.

 

[RustyBourneHorse]

Throw deep routes to CeeDee and Turpin every down with an optional underneath route to Fergy. Once you hit the 50... it's Aubrey FG time!

Pfft, if it's at your own 40, forget punting. Just see if Aubrey can put up 3 from there. Maybe we force a rule to where it you make it from 65+, your team scores 4 points lol

 

[G2]

Let the cheerleaders run some curl routes

 

[ArtClink]

Drop kicks after each TD (oops we don’t score many) zzz

 

[cowboyed]

If I was Mike McCarthy, I would refuse to go quietly. His neck is already in a noose of this owner/GM’s making. Big Mac and his entire coaching staff already know they are all about to be served up as the next scapegoat for the sins of Jerry Jones. And Jerry doesn’t like to fire coaches until the end of a year. You know, saving his money and all.

Sadly, there are 8 long, brutal weeks ahead and the playoff ship has long ago left the port. So if I was Big Mac and I knew my days are already numbered, why not go out having some fun? In fact, if I was McCarthy I would have so much fun with the game plan, use of personnel, and what I said in post game pressers, I would basically dare Jerry to fire me.

So with that in mind, here are some ”fun” things Big Mac could do in the next few weeks as a parting gift to the Jones regime:

• Create one play for Zeke…just one. Play him at center in that crazy formation used on the last play at SF two years ago. Do some kind of flea flicker out of that. And THAT will be the only play Zeke gets.
• Run a single wing formation for an entire possession with Trey Lance just running the ball.
• Never, ever punt no matter what.
• Onside kick after Brandon Aubrey’s usual first qtr FG.
• Dress on the sideline wearing the exact same dress suit as Jerry.
• Put Tyler Guyton in as a RB for a full series.
• Give Brandon Aubrey multiple chances to make a 70 yard FG.
• As a tip of the cap to Tom Landry, use Cooper Rush and Trey Lance to shuttle in plays.
• Start Will Grier for the Thanksgiving Day game.
• Try any player on the roster who would like to play WR for a series.
• Plan a play designed to take Rowdy out on a stretcher.
• Make the entire coaching staff wear super short matching “sans-a-belt” coaching shorts from the 80s on Thanksgiving.
• The whole team wears sunglasses at home at all times.
• The answer to every question at Big Macs press conferences should be, “Ask Jerry”.

What else? What fun could be had?

I'd say Mike should wear a tutu on the sidelines during game time the rest of the season. That would open the door for him to stay with the Cowboys by unseating Rowdy.

 

[Matt]

Since our next game is on Monday night, if we even reach the red zone (this might not even be probable) have rush/lance take 20 yard sacks until we are at our own goal line, then attempt 100 plus yard field goal. When we miss, and get questioned after the game, just answer with “if you had Aubrey playing on Monday night in fantasy and down by 50, wouldn’t you”?

 

[Coogiguy03]

Here's my "fun or funny" short list of things McFraud could surprise me with.:
-Organize effective run game plans with something resembling a 2024 blocking scheme.
-Pick/rub routes galore since anyone not named Lamb struggles with separation.
-Motion, motion and more motion and not just Lamb as the man in motion.
-Logical time management/timeouts used.
-Pre-snap penalties reduced.

If accomplishing the above just maybe thay wouldn't look AS such a cluster**** if he included these in his gameday coaching performance.

It's one thing to get blown out, but can he not even coach the basics?

I don't know what to say to this post, it would take us 20 years to get this all completed

 

[Coogiguy03]

Since our next game is on Monday night, if we even reach the red zone (this might not even be probable) have rush/lance take 20 yard sacks until we are at our own goal line, then attempt 100 plus yard field goal. When we miss, and get questioned after the game, just answer with “if you had Aubrey playing on Monday night in fantasy and down by 50, wouldn’t you”?

Then say " I know where the damn field goal post is, it's yellow, like the sun, I know he's kicking field goals, if you're going to get mad at him, just burn the whole damn thing down!" lol

 

[Brax]

If I was Mike McCarthy, I would refuse to go quietly. His neck is already in a noose of this owner/GM’s making. Big Mac and his entire coaching staff already know they are all about to be served up as the next scapegoat for the sins of Jerry Jones. And Jerry doesn’t like to fire coaches until the end of a year. You know, saving his money and all.

Sadly, there are 8 long, brutal weeks ahead and the playoff ship has long ago left the port. So if I was Big Mac and I knew my days are already numbered, why not go out having some fun? In fact, if I was McCarthy I would have so much fun with the game plan, use of personnel, and what I said in post game pressers, I would basically dare Jerry to fire me.

So with that in mind, here are some ”fun” things Big Mac could do in the next few weeks as a parting gift to the Jones regime:

• Create one play for Zeke…just one. Play him at center in that crazy formation used on the last play at SF two years ago. Do some kind of flea flicker out of that. And THAT will be the only play Zeke gets.
• Run a single wing formation for an entire possession with Trey Lance just running the ball.
• Never, ever punt no matter what.
• Onside kick after Brandon Aubrey’s usual first qtr FG.
• Dress on the sideline wearing the exact same dress suit as Jerry.
• Put Tyler Guyton in as a RB for a full series.
• Give Brandon Aubrey multiple chances to make a 70 yard FG.
• As a tip of the cap to Tom Landry, use Cooper Rush and Trey Lance to shuttle in plays.
• Start Will Grier for the Thanksgiving Day game.
• Try any player on the roster who would like to play WR for a series.
• Plan a play designed to take Rowdy out on a stretcher.
• Make the entire coaching staff wear super short matching “sans-a-belt” coaching shorts from the 80s on Thanksgiving.
• The whole team wears sunglasses at home at all times.
• The answer to every question at Big Macs press conferences should be, “Ask Jerry”.

What else? What fun could be had?

Isn’t what he does every game funny enough.

 

[75boyz]

We have a good offensive line. It's just waiting for a coach.

I agree.

 

[BermyStar]

• The answer to every question at Big Macs press conferences should be, “Ask Jerry”.

Start a collection for this... I'd match every dollar donated

 

[mahoneybill]

Speaking of sun I’d think it affects the field goal kickers as they have trust they have chosen the right angle to kick from depending on where the ball has been placed for the attempt

 

[jlouthunderstruck]

New play cadences at the line of scrimmage for Rush:
1. Hey diddle diddle, cat and a fiddle, here we go, Zeke up the middle;
2. Humoty dumpy sat on the wall, here we gooooo, Cee Dee getting the ball.

All the defences know our plays pre snap anyway, make it official

 

[TwentyOne]

• Dress on the sideline wearing the exact same dress suit as Jerry.

HAHAHA....

Id love to see that. Great idea!

Maybe with a t-shirt under it that reads:

"FORBES #1

Eat This!"

• Give Brandon Aubrey multiple chances to make a 70 yard FG.

That would be nice. I am all for it. The guy is just a great player and very symathic too. He has earned a chance or two to get the rekord. And i think it wont be broken for a very long time.

• The whole team wears sunglasses at home at all times.

Thats a great idea too. Would that be a laugher. I am all for it.

• The answer to every question at Big Macs press conferences should be, “Ask Jerry”.

Sorry no offense, but hats just childish.
I doubt he will ever do that.

 

[boysfanindc]

Play Jerry at DT, hopefully it would knock some sense into him.