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Nyquil Addict Released From Police Custody
On Monday of this past week, a dishevled, wild haired, incoherent, ogre of a man was found trapped inside a revolving door muttering "I'm an admin damn it. Placekickers put me here. Please someone find a fullback to help me"
http://img141.*************/img141/6483/hosmuguc3.jpg
The man, identified only as "Hos" from the CowboysZone, was dressed in a Martin Gramatica jersey, with a bottle of Nyquil hanging around his neck. Upon being strip searched it was also noted that he was wearing Drew Henson underwear and had a tattoo that read "I hate kickers" on his backside.
An escapee from the Maximum Security Prison For the Nyquil Induced Criminally Demented, the man had been attending a prison treatment session aimed to help him cope with HAPS (Habitually Abrasive Posters Sydrome)
when he suddenly dove out the window shouting "I'm a wise old Cowboy" and made a mad dash through (rather than over) the prison fence.
It seems that after drinking a concoction of mixed green and red Nyquil, which caused temporary dementia, he had posted a resignation thread at the CowboysZone.
Today, after several moderator meetings held at the home of a man known as "Reality" the group decided to pay the bail of $1.21 and Hos was released.
The CowboysZone forum awaits his comments on this incident.
On Monday of this past week, a dishevled, wild haired, incoherent, ogre of a man was found trapped inside a revolving door muttering "I'm an admin damn it. Placekickers put me here. Please someone find a fullback to help me"
http://img141.*************/img141/6483/hosmuguc3.jpg
The man, identified only as "Hos" from the CowboysZone, was dressed in a Martin Gramatica jersey, with a bottle of Nyquil hanging around his neck. Upon being strip searched it was also noted that he was wearing Drew Henson underwear and had a tattoo that read "I hate kickers" on his backside.
An escapee from the Maximum Security Prison For the Nyquil Induced Criminally Demented, the man had been attending a prison treatment session aimed to help him cope with HAPS (Habitually Abrasive Posters Sydrome)
when he suddenly dove out the window shouting "I'm a wise old Cowboy" and made a mad dash through (rather than over) the prison fence.
It seems that after drinking a concoction of mixed green and red Nyquil, which caused temporary dementia, he had posted a resignation thread at the CowboysZone.
Today, after several moderator meetings held at the home of a man known as "Reality" the group decided to pay the bail of $1.21 and Hos was released.
The CowboysZone forum awaits his comments on this incident.
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