Shinywalrus
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Canadian BoyzFan;2501455 said:I really hope that players don't read this non-sense. The way to ensure we get into the playoffs is very simple:
Beat Baltimore
Beat Philly
Don't worry about the rest.
You're right, of course.
We fans can't get too caught up in the next game, because we have to gear ourselves up to cheer for one game at a time. If we don't focus all our energy on this week and work the cliches into overdrive, then the team will not be able to summon from the vast pool of the karma we fans have generated through our positive thoughts when they are playing Baltimore.
In fact, we shouldn't talk about any "nonsense" scenarios that would allow us to clinch this week, because then we fans might be distracted and cheer less heartily for our team next week, the consequences of which I tremble to consider. Picture, if you will, as Jay Ratliff's sack celebration, a single tear running down his right cheek. Consider, on the sidelines, Martellus Bennett, morosely contemplating whether or not his career really means anything.
Yes, it's just that serious.