Melonfeud
I Copy!,,, er,,,I guess,,,ah,,,maybe.
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"PABST BLUE RIBBON" story time:
When we were kids, my little brother and me would always have a foot race to the refrigerator to fetch dad another pbr when we were out working in the garden,garage,ect. the deal was whenever you got back within sight of dad you could pop the top and take a big swig b-4 handing it to him( if you handed him a half can of foam you'd get dough popped/ your bell rung)
Anyway ,we were out in the garden and dad had on a brand new gold anodized aluminum hard hat and my little brother was 'tinking' little dirt clods off it,and dad was laughing about it telling him to stop it,,,well the call for a ' beer run' went out and I responded firstist,, when I got back my little brother was standing there just squalling ,the tears streaming down had cut little dust rivers down his cheeks, dad was on his hands and knees fuming/ pissed off setting tomato plants,,, that's when I noticed a half golf ball sized chunk of dirt firmly embedded in dad's right side Elvis Presley sideburn!
(Apparently little brother ' went big' with the clod and missed hitting that new hardhat dad was wearing.
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