Theisman just went over the line...

Theezman is the worst. And even though Korny knows jack about football at least he points out how stupid joe sounds and how joe constantly contradicts himself.

Even if he has 1/10th the football knowledge of Paul McWalrus (who joe worked with last) he is still better because he bust joes chops.

I liked when Joe and Charles B last night where saying every little play was a big point in the game and a momentum changer. No matter how minimal the play was...to which korny finally says. "I got your momentum right here" :laugh2:
 
88 enough said;1096759 said:
OR, Theeesman says " I like the way they throw the football" then says "the problem with throwing the football is that they dont take anytime off the clock, they need to run it more" Kornhole "what is it Joe do u want them to run it or pass it ?"

Yes Joe was contradicting himself every two or three minutes.

Korny was like a parent and Joe was like a kid trying to lie to cover up his other lies and doing a bad job at it.
 
I'm sure Joey Sunshine is a tad better than Raul Alegre. You guys don't know what you got.
 
I won't get to hear any of Theisman's idiocy becaue I'll mute the TV and listen to Brad Sham on the Internet.
 
juckie;1095996 said:
of stupidity he said that the Cardinals safety is very good but gets no credit because he is in the same division as Roy Williams and Brian Dawkins.And nobody corrected him.Theisman must go.:bang2:

The sad thing is that isnt the stupidest comment he made last night. There are far too many to list. Him and Kornhole need to go.
 
juckie;1095996 said:
of stupidity he said that the Cardinals safety is very good but gets no credit because he is in the same division as Roy Williams and Brian Dawkins.And nobody corrected him.Theisman must go.:bang2:

The Cardinals were in the same division when Theisman played, maybe he's having flashbacks.

Or maybe he meant to say they were in the same "conference".

I'm no Theisman apologist, the guy drives me nuts, but I've heard him say a LOT of things that make this sound like the words of a Harvard Law grad.
 
I was sick and tired of listening to Theisman talk about how much better AZ's OL was playing than the Bear's OL. It was preposterous. Leinart had someone in his face nearly every play, blitz or not, within 3-4 seconds. He just knew to get the ball out of there immediately. And I have never seen run blocking that atrocious, even by our line last year.

On the other hand - the Bears OL ran block very well, though the bears could never get a run game going while playing catch up. And the Bears actually pass blocked pretty well against a good pass rushing line. The problem is that Grossman would take a sack because he would hold the ball over 5 seconds trying to find the deep play. Each of his sacks game from the end beating the tackle.
 
tomson75;1096016 said:
He just crossed that line? Are you sure?

That guy has been swimming in a sea of stupidity since he was brought forth by lucifer himself.

Come on... even Lucifer would chose someone with more intelligence to represent his cause
:lmao2:
 
juckie;1095996 said:
of stupidity he said that the Cardinals safety is very good but gets no credit because he is in the same division as Roy Williams and Brian Dawkins.And nobody corrected him.Theisman must go.:bang2:

He couldn't stop confusing Bertrand Berry with Bernard Berrian. :laugh2:
 
He did say conference, but I was amazed he said roy williams and brian dawkins but no sean taylor.
 
YoMick;1096934 said:
Come on... even Lucifer would chose someone with more intelligence to represent his cause
:lmao2:

This is what I'm thinking though....

Ol' beelzebub couldn't stand Joey's constant barrage of stupidisisms and contradictions...so he sends him to bother us, in particular us Cowboys fans whom are widely regarded as god's favorite creatures. I think Lucifer is using him as a distraction while Danny Snyder and Tom Cruise do his dirty work...
 
Reminds me of a line last night. They were talking about Players' face mask for the Cards when he was punting. Joe said he had the single bar at one time. Kornheiser said, ....yeah but it didn't do you any good, it didn't keep you from talking too much...or something to that extent.
 

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