My "inside sources" tell me that there was a problem or two at the annual Christmas party.
First thing that happened was before they ate. Seems they were going to eat first and then do the presents exchange after that.
So they were all sitting at the long table, the coaches, the players and the FO people with Jerry standing at the end of the table with a grin wide enough to make everyone think he just got another face lift.
You see Jerry was in front of the the first Turkey and he was getting ready to carve it so he was very happy.
Next thing you know some vandal broke through and grabbed the turkey. He then jumped on the long table and proceeded to run all the way to the end of the table while Cowboys players tried to grab him but all they got was air. He ran off the other end of the table where Wade was sitting with his head in his hands muttering wrong time for a run blitz over and over. The vandal got out of the complex and was never seen again.
Well they had other food to eat and although everyone was upset about missing the turkey and the vandal they decided it was still a game, I mean party.
So after eating they went to exchange presents. Everyone exchanged presents and were happy.
Then Wade was seen opening up his brief case and holding some papers. He was smiling at it and had a warm glow on his face like all was right in the world.
All of a sudden out of nowhere another vandal started running towards Wade. The vandal looked about the same as the first one. Same clothes and ski mask. Except this one was a bit bigger. He grabbed the papers out of Wade's hands and started running. Wade yelled out...TACKLE HIM!!!
All the players reached out to grab or tackle him but nobody could get him, again all they got was air. The vandal ran out of the building with the papers that Wade had just held a few seconds earlier.
Everyone was disappointed and just could not understand how two vandals could get away with such a thing in such a short time period with so many athletic guys there to try and stop them.
At this point Dandy Don emerged and a spot light was on him. He had a microphone in his hands and he started singing...Turn out the lights, the parties over.
Later that night Wade was at home and just kept pacing the floor, shaking his head and muttering. His wife asked him what was wrong, what were those papers that the second vandal stole.
Wade said it was his contract to be the coach with the cowboys.
