Things you don't get

[Hostile]

Text Messaging. - accept the advances of the future... we want you in it. lol

Oh hell no. I will die a man who has never sent a text message. I am fine with that. I have a damned phone, call me. I have e-mail, write me. I don't want to read phonetic messages on my phone.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Your dad and I have a lot in common. Now finish your homework and go to bed.

all 3 of us have something in common

im 19, but i wouldnt do my hw anyway

 

[locked&loaded]

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my dad refuses to get a cell.

My dad was like that until he got one, now he doesnt understand why someone woudl have a home line. The best part is telemarketers dont call your cell.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Oh hell no. I will die a man who has never sent a text message. I am fine with that. I have a damned phone, call me. I have e-mail, write me. I don't want to read phonetic messages on my phone.

 

[Hostile]

Great list, Hos.

I'm with you on a lot of them.

Tattoos and smoking especially. I just don't get it.

Smoking is about to kill my dad. He's off it now, thanks to some serious medicine. He started smoking in the early 1950s; but why someone would start now with everything we know is amazing. I'm around college kids occasionally and most of them smoke. That's incredible to me.

And why do African-Americans who are especially dark-skinned get tattoos that you can't even see? Can they not use light-colored or white ink? I don't know. I see the NBA players with them and it just seems like a waste of money.

And I agree with Biz. I'm not a drinker, so I don't get the alcohol love either. It all tastes pretty bad to me -- I have to choke it down. I guess I just never developed a taste for it.

Not only do I not drink, I have never been hung over and I can't fathom drinking knowing that and the who crapped in your mouth breath are waiting in the morning.

People brag about how drunk and sick they got. My response is huh? I do not want anyone or anything in control of my faculties.

For a buzz? I don't get it.

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

he best part is telemarketers dont call your cell.

Ive heard otherwise





My dad beats the world in old school. He thinks computers are a fad.

For some reason hes vehemently against beverages w/ food

 

[Chief]

For some reason hes vehemently against beverages w/ food

Huh?

He chokes his food down without water or anything?

 

[5Stars]

Ive heard otherwise





My dad beats the world in old school. He thinks computers are a fad.

For some reason hes vehemently against beverages w/ food

What? I thought your keyboard was all jacked up! It looks pretty good now!

A few minutes ago in the Fan Forum you could not type chit...now?

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

im tryin to obtain a digital camera to show the world what you did to my keys


im dpne tryin 2 explain whats going on. ppl just laugh at me

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

Huh?

He chokes his food down without water or anything?

guess thats how real men eat???

 

[DallasCowpoke]

The NFL Network

** Time Warner!!!

 

[DallasCowpoke]

He chokes his food down without water or anything?

I remember growing up in the 60's, my dad told me once, taking too many sips of your beverage between bites would give you cancer.

I silently wondered if mom's dry-ace meatloaf would too?

 

[MarionBarberThe4th]

ok, neither of my brothers will let me borrow their camera

basically, i might have a virus, plus im typing on construction paper made keys

 

[5Stars]

ok, neither of my brothers will let me borrow their camera

basically, i might have a virus, plus im typing on construction paper made keys

Great! Sorry I wasted my time with you...I should have told you about the "construction paper keys"...


:laugh2:

 

[Achozen]

Religious people...

 

[Cowboy Junkie]

I dont get why a person whon is driving behind me speeds up then cuts me off just to arrive a the same place at the same time 30 miles down the road. Now that Pisses me off

 

[Cowboy Junkie]

Why I am at it.
I dont get why a city with a perfectly good pizzza and hoagie place will allow a subway and dominos survive.......

why does Kraft foods own almost everything?????

 

[Chinfu]

Driving slow in the far left hand lane known as the "fast lane". Don't let the name fool you it normally isn't.

 

[Cowboy Junkie]

Driving slow in the far left hand lane known as the "fast lane". Don't let the name fool you it normally isn't.

thats very annoying...
matter of fact on the way home today I was in the passing lane in a 65 and some guy held up traffic in that lane going 50 tops....and the slow lane was clear

 

[Kangaroo]

The great big holes people are doing in their ear lobes and body piercing. On a woman a set or 2 of ear rings looks nice. I don't see anything attractive about nose rings, tongue spikes, spikes through the eyebrows or other body parts and I really don't get the big stupid looking ear lobe destroyers. In a fight I guarantee you I'd rip that right out. It's too inviting a target to inflict pain. Yep hammer nail contact

Tattoos. My question is why do they get them on there neck and hands and places like that. Can we say fries with that the rest of your lives

Smoking. It is expensive, unhealthy, and smells awful. For the life of me I cannot see why anyone would want to smell like cigarette smoke and pay a lot of money to smell that way. It is even more perplexing where I live. It is 110 degrees outside and they build a fire 4 inches from their face. I could not agree more especially after working in a Bar I had to rush home every night I worked and scrub myself and wash everything right then I could not stand myself it was so bad.


Text Messaging. Funny I am an IT guy have a crackberry for email (Was part of my job to know how to support it) I still do not know how to text


Shopping. I want to walk in, grab what I want and leave. Wandering around looking at stuff is nauseating to me. Women

Spammers. Who are the stupid fools who are buying from these parasites so that it is still happening? By now it should be a complete failure. Someone has to be stupid and I pay for it by getting all kinds of stupid spam that I am never even going to look at. Funny you should say that Hos we had a person call are helpdesk to reset her password at work due to a spam email that slipped threw saying they needed to reset their password :bang2::bang2:


The Designated Hitter in Baseball. The very first rule says it is a game played with 9 players per team, not 10. I agree here


Why some people do not like John Wayne. How in the hell does that happen? He was one of the greatest hollywood stars ever __________________